It's really out of the house without looking at the yellow calendar, and taking the back word luck!

The mold monk muttered secretly.

At this time, he hurriedly looked in the direction of the flying object, and it turned out that it was a tall and short young official who was picking his teeth with a lot of talk, and there were a lot of plates and plates on the table, and it seemed that they had eaten a lot.

The short soldier monk held a small bamboo stick in his hand, still covering his face and picking his teeth with his hands, and his image was full of obscenity.

The tall soldier, on the other hand, was clutching a tissue with one hand and still picking his teeth with his nails with the other.

Undoubtedly, the demonic toothpick came from the tall soldier.

The two morales were talking and laughing, and the mildew monk also heard the tall soldier talking: "Xiao Li, you say, did that bald donkey not eat breakfast, or did he only become a monk on the first day, obviously he is a monk, he eats and drinks meat, there are no taboos, so he does not abide by the precepts and rules, and is uninhibited, are you not afraid that the Buddha will punish him?"

"That is, a monk should have the appearance of a monk, and in my opinion, it must be a fake monk. No, perhaps, it's the scum of Buddhism. ”

Over there, the short soldier chimed in.

Your whole family is the scum of Buddhism!

As soon as he heard this, the mildew monk wanted to shoot the case and scold people.

Yes, why is it remembered that he happily eats breakfast, and does not eat half a tael of meat, and does not deceive half a penny?

"By the way, Xiao Li, why is your toothpick missing, did you look at it just now?What's going on?!"

As he spoke, the short soldier looked at his comrade who was picking his teeth with his fingernails and suddenly asked.

"Well, my toothpick was either taken away by a dog or stolen by a thief. ”

The tall soldier casually said casually.

"yes, I'll look for it...... You see, that one seems to be yours, but it ran into someone's dog's mouth, and it's hard to get it back. ”

After looking around, the short soldier immediately got an inspiration from the angry moldy monk, yes, that toothpick was particularly good, because half of the toothpick was still stained with a lot of crushed vegetable leaves and meat scraps.

"It was really that bold bald donkey who stole my toothpick, and I felt so uncomfortable picking my teeth. It seems that we don't get angry when we are soldiers, but those villains think we are sick cats who are bullied!"

Not out of any thought, as soon as he heard this, the tall soldier immediately stopped doing it, stood up suddenly, and rushed towards the moldy monk.

“......”

Monk Mold was speechless, dear officers and soldiers, have you seen a year when someone was so poor that he had nothing to pick his teeth and wanted to steal a toothpick!

Excuse me, are there any unlucky people in the world?!

"You, the bold thief, the damn thief, dare to use any means in front of your Grandpa Li to shamelessly steal a toothpick to pick your teeth. ”

The tall soldier came to the table and slapped the table, making a "snap" sound.

"Your Grandpa Li is also a good person, usually walking across the road will help the old lady or something, originally a toothpick is not worth a few dollars, you may open your mouth to me, today I am in a good mood, and it is not bad to send you a half-root." However, we found out that you have no bottom line, you must be stealing into a habit, and now a toothpick is also going to be stolen from my mouth, you not only damaged the front of the Buddhist gate, but also slapped me in the face. ”

"Why did I slap my face, because I didn't know if I lost my toothpick, and I was hit in the face by you. Did you know!"

I really couldn't help it, and the mold monk was also a case: "I said this official, I really want to say a fair word to you, I'm going to tell you the truth." Please believe that the toothpick in my mouth was not stolen by me, but you threw it into my mouth!"

"Don't believe it!"

"Ghost letter!"

At this time, the short soldiers and the tall soldiers unanimously agreed that they did not believe the truth of what Monk Mold said.

"Why don't you believe it?! You threw it to me, but let me eat your saliva and the ...... I can't go on. It's disgusting. ”

As he spoke, the mold monk hurriedly spit out his saliva and rinsed his mouth with a pot of tea, which seemed to be a little better.

"Fuck, you goddamn bald donkey is so lazy to steal even a toothpick, if I don't beat you, God won't be able to look down on you. ”

"Bang!", this one, the tall soldier was also displeased, stretched out a hand, and slapped at the moldy monk.

And at the moment when the tall soldier made a move, the short soldier also suddenly reached the back of the moldy monk and vigorously pushed it with his hand.

In this way, in the face of the double-sided attack of the two officers and soldiers, the mildew monk did not stand and be humiliated.

"I'm blocking, I'm blocking, I'm blocking!"

At this time, he couldn't care so much, and Monk Moldy hurriedly blocked the hands and feet of the two officers and soldiers with both hands.

Although the cultivation of the mold monk is not bad, but after such a toss, the movements of these three people suddenly made half of the street lively.

"Are you two playing acrobatics, what are you doing jumping up and down?"

A majestic soldier appeared in front of the three of them, his face was cold, as if he owed ten trillion spirit stones.

"Report to Captain Zhang Beibei, it was this bald donkey who was making trouble, he actually did this, after eating breakfast by himself, he secretly came to steal a toothpick for my teething, and he refused to admit it, and said that it was our wicked people who sued first. You say, we're all. ”

The tall soldier said immediately.

I don't care if it's a fact or not, anyway, I put the big hat on the lid first, and the monk will definitely not have good fruit to eat.

Especially his own captain's special short-guard, it's not easy to speak!

"The monks are so morally corrupt that they really should be taught a lesson. You educate him well for me. ”

Sure enough, this soldier named Zhang Beibei didn't want to listen to it more, so he pointed his finger and gave the final verdict on the matter.

Moreover, he has the cultivation of the Great Perfection of the Fusion Realm, and a single thought firmly imprisons the cultivation of the moldy monk, and he doesn't use spiritual power at all.

The two officers and soldiers looked at it and were happy.

Originally, Her Royal Highness the princess who had arranged to find her own family belonged to a drudgery, but now it is rare to encounter such a fun, how can they not be happy.

So, the two of them opened their bows left and right, and shot at the face of the moldy monk, a full ninety-nine eighty-one palms.

"Smack!"

They almost used all their strength, and after nearly a hundred slaps, the poor monk became a miserable pig's head.

A worthless toothpick is going to steal us, you are a bully to us. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that we still have an important task to do, we would definitely kill you dead bald donkey by now!"

"After playing for a while, I found that my mood was refreshed, and exercising was good for my physical and mental health. ”

"It's so enjoyable, it's really enjoyable!"

The fight was almost complete before the two officers and soldiers stopped.

In the end, they couldn't help but fly up a few more feet, hitting the chest and belly of the moldy monk, enough to blast the moldy monk seven or eight meters away, almost making all the food they ate in the morning vomit.

At this moment, the mold monk only has one sentence to say: the monk can't explain it clearly when he encounters soldiers!

Why is my moldy monk's bad luck so inflated?!()

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