Chapter 0355 - Fooling the Old Devil in the Village
Wang Fangfang didn't say a word, and Golan asked Wang Fangfang: "Wang Fangfang, how do you feel, riding on the neck of the big brother of the demon in the foreign country is much more comfortable than riding a big black bull, right?"
Wang Fangfang immediately retorted: "Golan Lan! How can you compare such a good foreign demon brother with a big black bull!"
The golden boy smiled slightly and said, "Wang Fangfang is right, how can you compare me with the big black bull! Goran, if you compare like this, I will throw you into the water, and only carry Wang Fangfang to cross the puddle alone!"
Golan immediately put his arms around the golden boy's waist and begged for mercy: "Brother Demon of the Outer Country, don't do that! I won't compare you with the big black bull anymore, I will compare you to the big kang where I sleep! Usually I sleep on my stomach on the big kang, and I feel that lying on your back is much more comfortable than lying on the big kang!"
With Golanlan's analogy, the golden boy naturally had many associations, so he smiled and said, "Well, I'll be the big kang of the two of you!"
Over there, a few boys and teenagers were wading through puddles of water while trying to catch small fish in the water.
Wang Ling was just about to catch a small fish, and the small fish jumped up from the water and jumped directly into Wang Ling's mouth.
Wang Ling screamed, wanting to spit out the little fish, but vomited a few times, but did not vomit, but covered his stomach with his hand.
The golden boy knew that the little fish that had been demonized was messing around in Wang Ling's stomach.
The golden boy now knows that in this beautiful plain village, all the plants and animals are becoming more and more demonized, and he must hurry up, otherwise, the villagers will be completely changed in their physical and mental nature, and it will be difficult to do.
Several boys and teenagers saw that Wang Ling could not catch small fish. Instead, the small fish rushed into their stomachs, and they all gave up catching fish.
Several boys were tossed by the little demon fish in their stomachs and rolled in the water, and the golden boy exerted a little fairy power. After clearing the energy of those little demon fish, the children immediately returned to normal.
As soon as he crossed the puddle, Wang Ling suddenly ran to the front, he was in a hurry to find his grandfather and report the news in advance.
Wang Ling's grandfather was indeed a king of pear trees, and he planted a large number of pear trees in the northwest of the village.
At this time, the old pear king wore a straw hat. He is holding a scimitar in his hand, serving the pear tree.
Wang Ling ran to his grandfather's side and whispered, "Grandpa." Today came a foreign demon, so capable, he soaked in pee, and urinated a big tree of apricots! Grandfather. In the blink of an eye, the fruit-bearing apricot tree bears a lot of apricots, big and sweet!"
"Go, go, go, get out and play! In broad daylight, you are talking in your dreams, are you here to trick grandpa's steamed buns to eat, sue you, the steamed buns haven't been brought yet!"
The golden boy looked over and saw that the old pear king looked like he was over seventy years old. While he was concentrating on wrapping straw paper around the green and yellow pears on the tree, he scolded his grandson without turning his head or slanting.
The eyes of those in their seventies. It's much brighter than before, which is a sign of demonization.
Demon power is also power, and it can bring physical changes to the villagers, such as being younger, more robust, and more beautiful.
This is exactly how to confuse the villagers, otherwise, the villagers would not be happy to accept demonization.
The reason why the people in the village are willing to accept the demonization is because, on the surface, after accepting the demonization, the old man's body is reversed, his eyes are no longer short-sighted, he is no longer spent, his ears are no longer deaf, and even the wrinkles on his face are less.
Young men, after receiving demonization, become stronger physically, especially that ability, which increases many times.
Old man Guo openly declared that he used to be with his wife once a month, but now he has cultivated into a formal demon, at least two or three times a day.
Young women, after receiving demonization, have a more beautiful face, a more sexy body, prominent circumference, and a soft waist, which is more pleasing to men.
The more demagogic things are, the better they are on the surface.
"Stinky grandpa, which one wants to lie to grandpa's steamed buns to eat! Which one is rare to eat your steamed buns! Sue sΓΉ you, my stomach, I have already eaten apricots! Grandpa, what I said is true! That foreign demon, he can really pee out apricots!"
Wang Ling said as he pulled his grandfather's arm to prevent him from continuing to work.
Today's grandson's cousin is very special, and at this time, the old pear king saw a young man with an extraordinary temperament, and several teenagers were walking over, so he turned his bronze face around.
Due to the demonization, the furrows and ravines on his face that have been carved by the years are gradually disappearing, and a pair of extremely shrewd eyes are looking at the golden boy brightly.
Guan Sun Zhiye.
Wang Ling is so fine, his grandfather is naturally shrewd, and he also has a pair of slender eyes, because the eyelids are still a little drooping, the eyes appear smaller than his grandson Wang Ling's eyes.
"Hello old man!" the golden boy stepped forward and took the initiative to greet the old pear king.
The eyes of the old pear king narrowed into a thin slit, and he looked at the golden boy scrutinically, wanting to see which play this foreign demon staged today, and he actually fooled his most intelligent grandson in the village.
"The sun doesn't come out of the west today, why did you make my grandson swoon?" asked the old pear king.
"I didn't let your Wang Ling be smitten, old man, I'm just ......"
"Hehe, boy from a foreign country, are you thirsty or hungry now?" Before the golden boy finished speaking, the old pear king said: "Although I have nothing to eat here, I can give you a bowl of boiling water to drink, and then give half a corn tortilla to eat with pickles, I can still get it." β
The golden boy smiled secretly, it seems that the old pear king really thinks of himself as a child from a foreign country, and wants to coax himself to play at the moment.
"Uncle, I'm not hungry now, I'm not thirsty, I'm the same as Wang Ling and them, I'll be full when I eat apricots. I'm here to help your old man get some pears out of the pear trees that don't bear pears now. The golden boy said sincerely.
"You help the pear trees that don't bear pears in the current season to produce pears? Hehe, do you think I'm as easy to be fooled by you as your grandson Wang Ling?"
The old pear king said, turned to look at his grandson Wang Ling, and scolded with a smile, "You little villain, you were fooled by this foreign demon, and then you will come with the foreign demon to fool grandpa, see me spank you!"
Hearing the old pear king say this, Golan Lan next to him shouted: "Grandpa Wang! We are not fooled by this foreign demon, he can really pee out a big tree of apricots!"
Then, several other teenagers also shouted that this foreign demon really didn't deceive people.
In this way, the shrewd old pear king was a little confused.
He looked at this, looked at that, and saw that all the teenagers had two words of truth written on their faces, and there was no false expression.
Old Pear Wang Fu focused his eyes on the golden boy again, stared at the golden boy, and said: "Village Chief Wang is now a master of demonization, he told us that as long as we become a real demon, we can conjure such and such treasures out of thin air, but in real life, where has there been such a miracle! I have lived for more than 60 years, and I have also traveled north and south, and I have never met anyone who pees out a tree of apricots, are you really not lying to me?"
Hearing the old pear king say that Village Chief Wang has become a demon master, the golden boy moved in his heart, obviously, the demon clan has invested a lot of money in Village Chief Wang.
The golden boy was mentally restrained, and absolutely did not let his immortal's eyes leak out, and with a simple and simple mortal face, he said to the old pear king: "Uncle, don't look at me like this first, and don't ask me how I can pee fruit, if I can't pee pears, can you use a stick to drive me away?"
Since this foreign young demon swore so much, the old pear king's heart couldn't help but have a little belief.
He remembered that in his early years in the big city, he once met a person with special abilities who made money performing on the streets. That supernatural person can hear words with his ears, and he can also use his ears to hear whether there are any diseases in anyone's stomach!
Isn't it, this foreign demon has an ability on the ground?
"Since you keep saying that you are not fooling me, then well, children from other countries, you can let my pear trees that do not bear pears in front of me, and if it is true, I will give you five hundred catties of pears after autumn!"
The golden boy smiled, and then, looking around, he chose a pear tree that was not too big and not too small to have leaves and no pears.
The old pear king smiled secretly, this pear tree was newly planted by the old pear king this year, and there were not even a few leaves on the branches, so I was not sure whether it would survive or not, how could it bear fruit!
The golden boy motioned to Golan and Wang Fangfang to stay away with his eyes, and let the two girls watch him pee in front of the seventy-year-old man, which was inappropriate after all.
The two girls didn't want to watch a sixteen-year-old boy pee in front of an old grandfather, so they hid behind a pear tree.
However, the eyes of the two were staring straight at the big pear tree where the golden boy was about to pee out of the pears.
The golden boy concocted it in the same way, thinking in his heart about what kind of proportion his immortal skills should be used.
The rhythm must be mastered, otherwise, an old goblin, who is receiving demonization, will not doubt it.
Seeing the golden boy unhurriedly urinating under the pear tree, the old pear king's old eyes stared at the pear tree more intensively than the children.
The old pear king saw clearly, on the newly planted pear tree, on a branch facing south, first grew lush leaves, then bloomed a small white flower, and then, at the speed of the eye, produced a small pear, the little pear saw that it grew up, and in less than a minute, a big Ya pear appeared in front of him!
The old pear king was shocked.
In order to confirm, the old pear king stepped forward, tiptoed, reached out and picked off the big pear that weighed half a catty, looked up and down, left and right, and put it under the nose to smell, and finally, the old pear king looked at the golden boy with a focused expression, and said: "Sure enough, it's a real big pear! I have planted pears for so many years, and I have never grown such a big and fragrant pear!" (to be continued......