Chapter 06: Killing Thirteen
After Ma Yi handled some government affairs and accompanied Li Ruofeng for another week, Wukong asked Li Yuanji to help him spread the word to the world...... Two months later, Pomban was going to fight a decisive battle with Lang Chuyun on the barrage island, and he was already alone in the south.
Then, according to the address given to him by Li Yuanji, Wukong rode his own donkey and left Ma Yi in the image of a big fat man.
Li Yuanji's ability to deal with political affairs is average, and his ability to lead troops in battle is not top-notch, but as the King of Qi in Dasui, he is very proficient in the affairs of the rivers and lakes, and knows the secrets that countless top people in the rivers and lakes do not know.
Wukong felt very strange about this and asked him this question, but Li Yuanji meditated for a long time with a embarrassed face, but still asked Wukong not to ask himself this question again.
Therefore, Wukong no longer inquired, but he also knew the answer.
Therefore, before leaving Ma Yi, Wukong asked Li Yuanji a question, and two days later, Li Yuanji gave Wukong an answer.
So, Wukong followed the address on the answer and came to a dilapidated village.
After asking the people in the village, Goku walked to a dilapidated hut outside the village.
Looking at the wine jars and wine bottles scattered around in the courtyard of the thatched hut, Wukong knew that he should be in the right place.
"Is there anyone? I am Pang Ban, the second master in the world, and I want to invite Mr. Yan Shisan, the sixth in the world, to be my personal bodyguard. Wukong stood at the gate of the courtyard and said it very funny.
As soon as his words fell, a middle-aged man with a very depressed face, a stubbled beard on his face, a mess on his head, a worn-out robe in pitch black, and a pair of straw sandals, suddenly appeared at the door silently, looking at Wukong coldly.
After two or three seconds, the middle-aged man suddenly coughed a few times in pain, and said hoarsely: "You are not Pang Ban, get out." ”
For the insults of middle-aged people, Wukong didn't care at all, because this person had this qualification.
"Now everyone says I'm Pangban, then I'm Pangban. Mr. Yan, I know where Lu Miaozi lives in seclusion, and I also have a good relationship with Lie Zhenbei, and I am also a smart doctor myself. So, I want to ....... Without waiting for Wukong to finish speaking, Yan Thirteen snapped and closed the door.
Then, Wukong heard a rolling word coming from the room.
Around the big guys, there must be a master bodyguard, even Feng Ang has Song Que to protect him, no matter what Wukong says, he has to find a bodyguard who is more stylish than Song Que, right?
Therefore, Wukong put his goal on the body of the Thirteen Swords of Death and Yan Thirteen, who were just one place higher than Song Que!
Therefore, Wukong is unlikely to leave no matter what.
After smiling, Wukong took out a jade bottle from his space bag unhurriedly.
After opening the bottle, Goku took a sip and exclaimed loudly, "Wow, what a good wine!"
After a while, Wukong saw that Yan Shisan still didn't open the door, so he took out another jade bottle, and after taking a sip again, he shouted in a louder voice: "Wow——! what a good wine——! After speaking, he poured the bottle of wine on the ground.
If Wukong is a peerless chef, then his level of winemaking is only higher than his level of cooking!
Because, his method of making wine was fundamentally learned from the human world, even the best wine in the demon world, in front of the worst wine brewed by Wukong's own hands, it was absolutely beyond the reach of the dust.
Therefore, Yan Shisan, who smelled the rich and intoxicating aroma of wine in the house, was so angry that his lungs were about to explode!
He'd never met a bastard who could be a worse loser than Goku.
As a peerless swordsman who is addicted to alcohol, Yan Shisan just smelled the wine, and he already knew how many gold coins the two bottles of wine Wukong poured were worth.
It's a pity that before he vomited blood, he smelled another smell that smelled even more wonderful than the two bottles of wine just now.
Then, of course, Yan Shisan also heard Wukong's words, and shouted angrily for the third time: "Oops——! this is really a peerless good wine——!"
Yan Shisan rubbed it, disappeared into the dilapidated house, and instantly appeared beside Wukong, and after snatching the jade bottle, he raised his head and drank the wine in the bottle.
After drinking this bottle of fine wine, Yan Shisan was instantly stunned, because he was shocked to find that his current half-crippled body, after drinking a whole large bottle of fine wine, not only did he not open his mouth to vomit blood, but he also felt comfortable all over, producing a kind of ...... that he had completely forgotten It's so relaxing.
This is actually a matter of course, because the fine wines made by Wukong are all precious medicinal wines that can nourish the body.
In addition, Wukong himself is proficient in medicinal diet, so it is not an exaggeration to say that Wukong is the highest level of dietary therapy grandmaster in the entire demon world.
Yan Shisan stood in place and was silent for a while, then said lightly to Wukong, "Come in." After speaking, he reluctantly walked into the small courtyard.
So, Goku immediately happily followed.
Entering the house, the two sat opposite each other on both sides of a broken table for a while, and then Yan Shisan asked Wukong coldly, "Who are you?" Give me another bottle of wine. After saying that, he unceremoniously stretched out his hand to Wukong.
Seeing this, Wukong immediately took out a bottle of home-brewed wine, smiled and said to Yan Shisan: "I have to drink this wine slowly to make it even more wonderful." I am Xie Xiaoyu's husband, and Xie Zhuang is my father-in-law. After speaking, Wukong handed the wine to Yan Thirteen.
After taking the wine, Yan Shisan looked surprised, looked at the big fat man in front of him, and then asked very unceremoniously: "Can that little girl take a fancy to you?"
Treated by Yan Shisan's contempt, Wukong didn't care, he smiled unashamedly and said, "I'm a very talented literati, and I'm very handsome, you see." With that, he lifted his incarnation and revealed his true face.
Suddenly, he saw a big fat man who had no cultivation, and suddenly became a handsome young man who had returned to the first level, even with Yan Shisan's experience, he was immediately taken aback.
Although he is now a half-crippled body, and his cultivation has also fallen to the second level of the Yang God, his eyesight has not weakened in the slightest, and there is no one in the world who wants to hide his cultivation in front of him.
However, Wukong relied on a means of changing the living to make him look away.
After opening the bottle and taking a slow sip of wine, Yan Shisan said, "Your cultivation is higher than mine, do you need me to protect you?" After speaking, he smiled slightly bitterly at himself and took another sip of wine.
"Back then, you fought with your father-in-law, and when you were able to win it, you voluntarily gave up that sword for various reasons, so that you were seriously injured as you are now. This matter is also an eternal regret in my father-in-law's heart, as his old man's son-in-law, of course I want to help him eliminate his regrets and help you return to the top!" Wukong lied to Yan Shisan with a righteous face.
Yan Shisan looked at the child in front of him, and suddenly felt very interesting, so he sneered and said, "Fart, you just want to find a master to protect your little life." ”
was pierced by Yan Shisan's purpose, Wukong was not embarrassed at all, he continued to lie without changing his face: "It's just by the way, by the way." My main purpose is to heal your wounds. I know that you have long been tired of the rivers and lakes, and even after your cultivation is restored, I am afraid that you will not set foot in the rivers and lakes again. But wouldn't you be bored in that case? So, to give you a relief, you can stay with me. There's always a lot of interesting stuff going on around me. In this way, aren't you boring, right?" After speaking, Wukong used a pair, I am definitely thinking about you, looking at Yan Shisan with a resolute expression.
After hearing these words, Yan Shisan looked at Wukong speechlessly for a while, then shook his head and said with a wry smile: "You...... It's so shameless. However, your wine is really delicious, and I hope you will ...... in the future Don't let me down. ”
In this way, Wukong drove a tattered cart, driven by his own donkey, Ahha, and left the nameless village happily. 6610