Chapter 1 Treasure Gifts
Jing Yao, female, 28 years old, Jasper Nian, just got off the single in March this year, and today is the anniversary of her falling in love with the male ticket for a week. So the little Lori decided to buy a gift for the male ticket who finally fooled at a time.
As the saying goes, it's okay to be reluctant to let the child trap the wolf, no, it's reluctant to catch the banknote......
Jing Yao was strolling excitedly on the street.
When passing by a men's underwear store, Jing Yao's eyes lit up, and a bold idea appeared in her mind.
was about to go in secretly, and a bald old nun came in front of her, looking obscene, stopped Jing Yao and squeezed her eyebrows and said:
"Girl, your breasts are fake, although they are not bulging, but the underwear is too large and empty. I have something to give, make sure your wishes come true!"
Jing Yao's first reaction was to pull out her super thick sponge bra and smash her on the brain, but thinking about it, as a super invincible young girl who is as beautiful as a flower, it seems a little too indecent to act like this in public.
Jing Yao said with a dark face: "This aunt, please pay attention to your words, you have carried out a vicious personal attack on the future flowers of the motherland, and my heart has been damaged by 10,000 critical hits. I reserve the right to pursue criminal responsibility, see you in court. ”
The old nun was shocked, is this a novel mode of touching porcelain? It seems that she has not been wandering the rivers and lakes for a long time, and she has fallen behind!
I'm not afraid of a lawsuit, but I'm afraid that the temple won't reimburse her, so she suddenly said in embarrassment: "Girl, I haven't opened it today, or you wait for me to open it, and I'll invite you to have a meal, how about the two of us?"
Although it was already March, the cold was still there, and the old nun was wearing only a loose and thin robe, which looked very pitiful.
Jing Yao is a little weird, she is a kind and caring girl.
"Forget it, for the sake of the Buddha's face, you don't have to invite me to dinner, but I have to talk about you, the current sales industry has to supply customers, you tell the truth like this, sooner or later you will be beaten." ”
The old nun sighed, her features wrinkled.
"What the girl said is, it's getting harder and harder to coax people now, I used to be the crown of the temple, a talisman was sold for eight hundred and eight, and now no one wants to buy eight dollars and eight, customers say I'm ugly, let me read more, but I don't understand, ugly and reading have a half-dime relationship, although I look ugly, but ......"
Jing Yao hurriedly interrupted the old nun's broken thoughts and said, "Auntie, I still have something to do, so I won't talk to you, let's meet again." ”
"Girl, wait. The old nun grabbed her arm and said: "It's better to meet by chance, seeing is fate, in order to thank you for not slandering me, the old nun has a lot of treasures." ”
"What a treasure. ”
To be honest, Jing Yao is not very cold, so she looks miserable at the old nun, and it is not certain whether she can keep the quota for temple cultivation.
If you want to say what industry is the most popular now, then a proper monk, well, nuns are also monks. But now the requirements for being a monk are too high, not only to have a diploma, but also to know Sanskrit, to be proficient in various scriptures, and to perform well can also be awarded seventy-two stunts as encouragement......
Far away......
Jing Yao came back to her senses, and Lai Yang watched the nun take out a shiny pendant from her pocket, and she could vaguely see the word 'chaos' carved on it.
"Therefore, according to the old legend, this thing cannot be lived in by the virtuous ......"
Jing Yao didn't listen carefully to the words behind the old nun, but she understood the first sentence, which meant that the people who got this pendant were all cattle people with great luck, but the old nun was so desolate that it was really unconvincing.
Forget it, since you have to give it to me, then I'll reluctantly accept it!
Jing Yao casually took the pendant and put it in her pocket, waved her hand to the old nun, and turned around to leave.
As soon as he took two steps, the sky suddenly changed greatly, and the wind surged, followed by a purple thunderbolt, as if he had eyes, and aimed straight at Jing Yao and slashed over......
At the moment before losing consciousness, Jing Yao burst into tears, farewell to my love, farewell to the brothers and sisters in the orphanage, I regret that I should not have taken the pendant, let alone gossip with the old nun, and then lost consciousness.
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