Chapter 17: Super Lazy Brother
Under the pitiful coercion and temptation, the boy who reluctantly agreed to become Wukong's younger brother for ten years is, of course, called - Kim!
It's a fake name, just a code name.
But, anyway, Wukong doesn't have much interest in what Jin's real name is called, as long as the other party can fulfill the accusation of the younger brother well, then, for Wukong, it is already very satisfied.
Of course, Jin is not a thief, let alone a killer, the reason why he suddenly came to the Pig Hat Pavilion Tavern and stole Wukong's big and small rings was completely for Diane.
Since two hundred years ago, Kim has been secretly following Diane and has been secretly guarding Diane.
However, he never let Diane know this, and he never told Goku why he was so stupid and had a crush on a giantess for hundreds of years.
If it weren't for the size ring made by Wukong, it would be too important for Diane, and Diane would not let Meliodas suffer if she lived or died, so she resolutely refused to accept the size ring given by the other party.
Jin will never show up, and he directed and acted in a dangerous action drama that almost cost him his life.
No one in the world knows Diane better than Kim, so he calculated that Diane would definitely take the big and small rings as a matter of course after defeating him, without any psychological burden.
Sure enough, although the whole process of this action scene was too dangerous, the final result was not unexpected by Jin, and he still handed over the big and small rings to Diane smoothly.
Even if he was caught by Wukong in the soft underbelly afterwards and became a ten-year younger brother helplessly, the incident itself is obviously not a bad thing for Kim, who has always had a crush on Diane.
Besides, Wukong also swears that he is 100% sure that he can make Jin hold the beauty and end this stupid love that has lasted for hundreds of years.
Therefore, although Jin agreed to Wukong's coercion and temptation with a helpless expression, only he knew what he thought in his heart.
In short, Kim, who looks at most twelve or thirteen years old, but in fact, the cute blonde Shota, who is at least a thousand years old, was successfully fooled by Goku and joined the team of the Pig Hat Pavilion Tavern.
However, only three days later, Wukong was disappointed in Kim, the little brother he had great expectations...... , almost a complete collapse!
Asking Kim to give Goku a hand and help him cook together is not difficult for Kim at all, and he can still do it well.
However, when Wukong made a hundred dishes, Jin could only cut one potato, which was so delicate and slow that it was outrageously slow, and Wukong could say with certainty that there was no one in his heart.
Well, since the things that are done to do it don't seem to be suitable for Jin, then it's better to just let him do something else.
Therefore, Kim, the cute blonde Shota, became a very honorable tavern waiter.
However, in Edus, the foreman, for three days, he received complaints from a full forty guests, and all the reasons were that Kim's service attitude was super negative, as if he hadn't woken up at all.
Therefore, Kim was directly pushed out of his own waiter team by Edders.
By the way, in fact, the men in the entire Pig Hat Pavilion Tavern, that is, Wukong, Meliodas, Jin, and Xue Wanche, all of them don't pay attention to the operation of the entire tavern at all.
Needless to say, Meliodas is now a full-time daddy, and he doesn't care about at all except for following Hill all day and taking care of the baby Du Suqiu together.
Of course, Jin doesn't need to say it, his appearance that he can't wake up every day, and he is even more lazy than Hanhan is eight hundred times lazier, can fully show his true thoughts in his heart.
As for Wukong and Xue Wanche, although they will do things very seriously, one of them is the Zhongshu Provincial Order of Da Sui, and the other is the top general of Da Sui, at this critical moment related to the fate of the two countries, how could they really hide in the Pig Hat Pavilion Tavern, but do nothing.
Why do you want Xue Wanche to manage the bar, why even if they go to the deep mountains and old forests, there will always be fierce slaves running to drink, why Xue Wanche likes to talk nonsense with the guests so much, and he almost never gets tired of it.
In fact, all of these things, from the time when Goku got half of the equity, were all ...... And for a reason!
Therefore, the people who really care about the development of the entire Pig Hat Pavilion Tavern and worry about it all the time are actually only eight girls such as Edus, the Red Pupil Sisters, Ma Yinyin, and Lei Ouna.
Although Hill has to take care of the children all day and can't get too involved in the operation of the tavern, she has always been very concerned about the operation of the tavern.
Therefore, with a work attitude like Kim, who is a puddle of mud every day, how could Edest tolerate him.
So, as the little emperor who is a little higher than the mascot of Han Han, of course, he has a subordinate for the first time and is directly promoted to the director of chores.
Jin can't go to the bar 100%, according to Xue Wanche's words, he is a window post here, and he definitely can't ask for a super uncle like Jin.
Therefore, everything is done by the little emperor, the supervisor, and Jin, the little brother who does miscellaneous work, except for crossing his legs all day long, lying on his soft pillow demon soldier suspended in the air, and sleeping comfortably, all he has left is to hide in the corner of the wall when he has nothing to do, and secretly go to look at the goddess in his heart, the welcoming hostess - Diane.
After discovering this situation, Wu Kong's brain hurts, and he doesn't have any tricks at all.
Therefore, after a long time of contemplation, Goku finally came up with a solution and created a new department specifically for Kim - the security team!
Of course, the so-called security team is just Jin alone, almost like an ornament.
"It stands to reason that I shouldn't say anything more about how to improve your cultivation, and I shouldn't be pointing fingers at you. However, who made you my little brother, I am a person who cares about others very much, so I like to meddle with things every once in a while. I can't help it, and after saying it all over the place, Wukong immediately turned his face and continued to Jin very seriously.
"Almost all of your cultivation is on this magic spear, of course, according to your statement, it should be called an artifact. Anyway, no matter what it's called, once you don't have this spear, then it depends on your scumbag to the extreme physical fitness...... , I'm afraid that even if you face the enemy, it's just a five-year-old child...... , you definitely can't beat it. There is no exaggeration, and after telling the truth, Wukong looked at it calmly, still looking extremely lazy, super indebted little brother, waiting for Jin's mouth to refute.