866. Daddy's Daily
After crying and laughing, the little girl finally returned to normal, chattering non-stop along the way, nothing more than some trivial things, what had a good relationship with which little girl in the class, who said bad things and so on.
The first time I was a daddy, I also had an inexplicable sense of tension for nine days. Although Yiyi is not her own daughter, the little girl is really likable, lively, and kind, although she is a little petty and naughty, but these cannot be regarded as shortcomings, but the nature of the child is so.
The kindergarten is not too far from the community, and it takes more than ten minutes to walk, Yiyi is of course very willing to get along with her father for a while, but she is still a little unhappy in her heart, why did she fall asleep last night?
Kindergarten arrived, and there was a parent-teacher meeting this morning, which is a school practice, held once a month, in order to let parents know more about their children's situation in school.
Several teachers were at the door, and one of them was the teacher in Yiyi's class.
"Xia Yitong, good morning. The teacher saw the little girl greet her cordially, and then her eyes fell on Jiutian, with a slightly puzzled expression. As teachers, they may not know what the parents are called, but at least they know what the parents of the children look like. She remembered that Xia Yitong's mother brought it over before, why did she change a man today?
"Good morning, teacher!" Yiyi was very excited, couldn't wait to hold the teacher's hand, and then introduced with a solemn look on her little face: "Teacher! This is my father, his name is Xia Hongyi!"
"Ouch, are you Xia Yitong's child's father?" The teacher was stunned for a moment, and quickly came back to her senses, the little girl had been in school for two years, and it was the first time she saw the man from this family coming. To be honest, being a father to this point is quite a failure in her heart, and she doesn't care about her children at all. Together with the children in the class, they all laughed at Xia Yitong for not having a father.
Of course, she, who is a teacher, asked Xia Yitong's mother Liang Xue, but she remembered that the other party just shook her head at that time, saying that she would take care of the children, and her father could not come to school. What's wrong with being busy, who isn't busy? In the past two years, I haven't had time to pick up a child?
Of course, these thoughts are not expressed by the teacher, but I just feel that this father has finally come to hold a parent-teacher conference for his child, and it may not be so unsavable.
"Mr. Xia, is it?" the teacher smiled, "Regarding your daughter's situation at school, I believe you should be clear, and I suggest that you should pay more attention to Xia Yitong's child's situation." As you can see, your daughter really likes you and wants you to come and pick him up often. I understand that parents have a busy job, but you should be able to distinguish between the importance of your child's physical and mental health, right?"
Jiutian couldn't help but smile wryly, it seemed that he was being treated as an irresponsible father.
"I'm sorry I'm sorry to bother you, teacher. Jiutian hurriedly apologized.
The female teacher nodded with satisfaction and let Jiutian go in.
The campus was full of laughter, and all kinds of childish voices came from all directions.
Soon Yiyi saw her good friend, and immediately excitedly pulled Jiutian over, needless to say, it was a solemn introduction, and the little girl on the other side stared at her curiously for a long time.
"Uncle, Yiyi said......" The little girl just spoke.
Yiyi seemed to remember something, and immediately her face changed, and she changed the topic clumsily, "Qingqing, didn't you say that you are going to wear that pink dress for this parent-teacher meeting, why don't you wear it." ”
The little girl named Qingqing was really distracted and showed an unhappy expression, "Mom won't let me wear it, for fear that I will get dirty." ”
Finally met with her father, Yiyi didn't want to waste her time on other people, so she said a few words to her good friend and dragged Jiutian into the classroom.
As soon as he entered the classroom, a little boy came over with a constipated look.
"Xia Yitong, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said yesterday that you were a braggart king. ”
Hearing this, Jiutian immediately knew who this little boy was, and yesterday Hua Bai went back and told him about the kindergarten, and he also smiled and said that Hua Bai was a full-level tuba who went to the novice village to abuse newcomers.
Yiyi was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but she didn't expect Tang Xiaojie to apologize to herself. Then he said proudly: "I told you that my sister is the most beautiful in the world!"
Although Tang Xiaojie was very unwilling, he had to admit that what Xia Yitong said was very right. His sister is indeed not as beautiful as Xia Yitong's sister, and the most important thing is that other people's sisters are so gentle, when he went back yesterday, he was almost tied up and whipped by Tang Wei, and he was scared half to death. And ordered him to apologize to the child he had bullied this morning, otherwise he would beat himself to death.
"Forget it, I forgive you. Yiyi is in a good mood today and doesn't bother with Tang Xiaojie about this matter, but there is one more thing that the little girl feels must also let the other party know. "Tang Xiaojie, this is my father, you can see clearly, I don't have a father. ”
A delicately dressed woman happened to come over, he was Tang Xiaojie's mother, and when she heard this, she hurriedly said: "Ouch, I didn't expect Xiaojie to say such excessive things, I apologize to you." ”
"It's not in the way, it's also that I care too little about Yiyi. ”
Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling man, Jiutian didn't say anything. Even said that he didn't have the idea of criticizing children, children are not so clear about the boundaries between good and evil, you can't say that this is bad, you can only say that the family may be too doting, so that he has less measure. But fortunately, it seems that this woman is not the kind of parent who does not distinguish between right and wrong.
After a few pleasantries, the teacher walked in, indicating that the parent-teacher meeting was about to start, and everyone was seated in the classroom. Next to the large stool is a small stool, and the child sits with the parents.
In many cases, the parent-teacher meeting is just a formality, and the teacher takes the roll call one by one, talks about the child's recent situation and performance in school, and praises the strengths. The shortcomings are generally brushed aside, after all, they are children, and their self-control is not so good.
In the last part of the parent-teacher conference, ask the child to play with the parent. Yiyi usually can't fight this kind of thing, but today she happily played with Jiutian.
Idioms Solitaire, Lyrics Solitaire, You Draw I Guess and other small games.
At the end of the game, the female teacher asks the woman to vacate the space in the middle of the classroom.
"Is there a child or parent who wants to put on a show for everyone? sing a song, dance or something. ”
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, I don't recognize you.
The children were also a little embarrassed.
The female teacher was also a little worried when she took a look, there was no such project in the previous parent-teacher conferences, but the principal said that it was very boring to be the same as before, so she had to let the children or parents perform the show at the end.
It's embarrassing, it's not.
I could only name it, and the female teacher looked at a chubby little boy.
"Zhang Xiaohou, don't you know how to sing?"
The boy shrank back and shook his head in embarrassment.
"Qin Xiaoxiao, the teacher remembers that you danced. ”
The little girl hid behind her mother, blushing and shaking her head.
After a few names were called, the children were very shy and reluctant to go on stage, after all, this performance in front of the public was a big test for the children.
As for the parents, the female teacher was not embarrassed.
The atmosphere was a little stagnant. The female teacher was so anxious that she was dying, but she still communicated with the children in a good voice.
The little girl, who was very good with Yiyi, suddenly said softly: "Yiyi used to tell me that her father can do magic. ”
Xia Yitong, who was originally careless and felt that it was none of her business, was stunned on the spot when she heard this, she had said this before, but she was bragging, and at that time everyone said how powerful her father was, she was not to be outdone and said that her father would do magic.
But Dad doesn't know how to do magic at all!
The little girl suddenly became anxious, and glared at her good friend vigorously. But what can she do now, can she say that her father can't do magic? But then won't she become the braggart king in Tang Xiaojie's mouth? He will definitely laugh at herself.
The little girl was messy all of a sudden, neither left nor right, and looked helplessly at Jiutian.
Jiutian himself was stunned for a moment, why didn't he hear Liang Xue say that Xia Hongyi could also do magic? Isn't this teasing me?
The female teacher's eyes lit up as if she had seen a savior, and she immediately walked over, looking extremely sincere, even with a hint of begging, and said, "Mr. Xia, do you know how to do magic? Why don't you perform a show for the children?" I think everyone is looking forward to it!"
When the words fell, there was applause immediately, and everyone didn't want to go up to perform the show, so they naturally applauded spontaneously, and it didn't matter who it was, let this paragraph pass quickly.
This is regarded as catching ducks on the shelves, Jiutian suddenly has a headache, he will be a fart magic. But turning his head to look at Yiyi's helpless and aggrieved eyes, he could only smile bitterly in his heart, damn, at this time, even if it is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, it must be on.
It's not easy to be a daddy!
"Absolutely. Jiutian smiled, and then walked in the direction of the clearing, as his mind raced to think about how he should deal with this.
He didn't know anything about magic. Besides, as far as he knew, magic usually had to be done with the help of props and the like. Some close-up magicians and the like don't have that much requirements for props, but they have high requirements for details, and they can't perform without professional training.
He does have a Siren Orb that can simulate an illusory scene, but how to grasp this degree, he can't conjure a tiger out of thin air or something, although it is shocking, but there are a lot of follow-up troubles, although the Siren Orb can be simulated, but after all, it can't be created, and it can't be explained afterwards. Therefore, it is not suitable for use as a prop for this magic trick.
In his opinion, the best way should be to use the props on the spot to complete this so-called "magic".
When he walked to the middle of the venue, Jiutian had an idea in his heart.
He looked very confident and said to everyone, "I need some very simple props for this magic trick, is that okay?"
The female teacher was very grateful for the nine-day siege, and immediately said, "Whatever you need, I will prepare immediately." ”
"Prepare me nine palm-sized sheets of opaque paper, well, cards are fine, it's something like that anyway, you know. Then you can find three markers, and you'll be bothered. ”
"No trouble, no trouble, you wait for me for two minutes. ”
After listening to this, the female teacher immediately went to prepare, these things are necessary in school, and they are easy to find.
After a while, the female teacher brought over the props that Jiutian needed, nine palm-sized white cardboard cards, and three black thick markers.
"Thank you. Jiutian took this small prop, and then said: "Everyone, please look at it, there is nothing on these nine white cardboard cards, and there are no marks or signs on them, but they are not props prepared in advance." ”
Everyone looked at it and nodded, judging from the female teacher's previous performance, it was obviously impossible to discuss it with Jiutian.
Jiutian smiled: "Okay, it's simple to confirm this, what I have to do now is to choose three people, who wants to come up?" Hehe, don't be nervous, you can be enthusiastic." ”
"Dad, I'm me, I'm going to be with you!" Yiyi immediately raised her hand high, seeing her father's confident expression, she also relieved herself, although she didn't know why her father suddenly became magical, but this did not affect her desire to participate very much at the moment.
"Okay, Yiyi, count you in. Who else? Don't miss the opportunity, you won't miss it!"
A little boy raised his hand hesitantly.
Jiutian saw that it was Tang Xiaojie, so he smiled and asked him to come up too.
When it was the last turn, the female teacher gritted her teeth and volunteered to come up, she was worried that if something happened, she would be able to find a way to save the scene.
"Now please cooperate, each of these nine cards, take three of them, and then write the numbers with a marker, or a single word, quietly, don't let me see it, and don't let anyone else see it, and then I can guess what you wrote on the cards." ”
This caused some discussion, and many people did not believe it.
Generally, to perform this kind of magic, it is necessary to have childcare, that is, internal response. But many people know from the situation just now that this parent is chasing ducks to the shelves this time, and there is no preparation at all.
Regardless of whether it can be done or not, the female teacher, Tang Xiaojie, and Yiyi quickly took the card and wrote it secretly.
About five minutes later, the three of them stood in front of Jiutian again, the cards in their hands tightly covered, and no one was allowed to look at them.
"Alright. Jiutian rubbed his hands, "Now I'll tell you what everyone wrote on the card, I'm going to start, pay attention, the following is the moment to witness the miracle!"
Everyone stared at Jiutian suspiciously, and the female teacher didn't know the bottom of her heart, but she knew too well that she was not the trust of this parent at all, it was a complete emergency, and if it failed, the performance would become a complete laughing stock. If the other teachers knew, they would have laughed at her.