Chapter 10: Strange Customs

Lonely men and widows are in the same room, and the girl is innocent, and the boy has a bad stomach, in the face of this situation, I'm afraid no one will be at ease, right?

In addition, after pushing open the door, I saw at a glance that the boy was not wearing pants, and the girl looked aggrieved and at a loss, but what would anyone who was a little smarter think?

"It's her fault! It's all her fault! It's her who insists on taking off my pants! You don't blame me! You really don't blame me!" When Goku saw Sina's angry expression, he quickly explained aloud anxiously.

However, as soon as Wukong's voice fell, Hong Yao was extremely aggrieved and cried loudly.

Wukong Xin said: "Damn——! you want to kill me——! it's over." ”

He was not wrong at all, and with all the facts she had seen with her discerning eyes, Sina immediately made up everything that had just happened in the house.

Therefore, for Goku, a shameless person who deceived underage girls, how could Sina let him go?

So, the golden snake wrapped around Wukong's neck suddenly swam quickly from Wukong's body between his legs, and it was directly ...... , biting down!

The moment the golden snake bit the back of his hand, Wukong felt as if he had been stabbed into the back of his hand by a red-hot dagger, and then the molten iron instantly flowed all over his body.

Fortunately, his little brother was directly kissed by a snake, and the taste of ascension in this is really conceivable.

Therefore, Wukong didn't survive even two seconds, and he didn't even roar out a scream, so he directly fainted in complete pain foaming at the mouth.

That's right, in fact, the venom of the golden snake itself has no effect on making people faint at all, and the reason why Wukong fainted twice was because of the severe pain that made him faint directly.

By the time Wukong woke up again, there were already many Yue people gathered in the house.

Before Wukong could speak, the stupid Hong Yao, who had red and swollen eyes, suddenly pounced on Wukong's body, crying and shouting to him: "Xianggong, your *** is gone, *** is gone! Woo——, all blame me, they all blame me for ......." ”

When Wukong heard this, his heart was suddenly shocked, and then, his anger exploded.

After exerting all his strength and pushing the girl to the ground, Wukong yelled with red eyes: "Get out——! you get out of here now——! I don't want to see you again with this broom star——! you get out of here——!"

The roots of children and grandchildren are abolished for no reason, and this kind of thing is put on any man's body, it is absolutely mad.

Of course, the reason why Wukong was angry at this time was purely because he was extremely disgusted with Hong Yao, after all, he had the ability to be reborn with severed limbs, so he didn't care too much about the unfortunate thing that his little brother was beheaded.

After all, this matter was too wronged, he hadn't done anything at all, and he hadn't even had a little evil thought, so he suffered such a humiliating serious injury because of Hong Yao's stupidity.

Of course, Wukong wants to sprinkle all his anger on Hong Yao.

However, what Wukong never expected was that among the Yue people opposite him, the one who was the leader, with silver hair, a knotted nose, no matter the head, neck, hands, waist, and feet, all hung with gems, jade, treasures and other things, all kinds of ornaments created, wearing peacock-like colorful clothes, vicious eyes, sharp and curved nails, living like a resurrected from a coffin, with all the funeral goods, a zombie-like dry and cold old woman, actually asked him a very inexplicable question.

"If so...... , Do you hate Hong Yao very much?" After the sad question, the old woman leaned forward slightly, staring at Wukong's eyes, waiting for his answer.

Wukong said in his heart: "Can you waste this word a little more? This stupid girl has hurt me so badly, if I don't hate her, will I still treat her as a bodhisattva? What kind of problem is this?" Thinking of this, Wukong replied angrily and casually: "Nonsense! It's not a hate, it's very, very, very annoying!"

As soon as Wukong's words fell, the old woman sighed helplessly, turned her head and instructed the Yue warrior behind her, "Take her to the Ten Thousand Snakes Cave." Alas...... , maybe that's her life. After speaking, she turned to Hong Yao, who was crying on the ground, and waved her hand helplessly.

The Ten Thousand Snakes Cave, as soon as he heard the name, he knew that it was not a good place, so Wukong pointed to the crying stupid girl, and quickly frowned and said, "Wait! What do you mean? Why did you bring her to the Ten Thousand Snakes Cave?"

The old woman was very amused by Wukong's question, and she replied as a matter of course, "Why? Of course, it is to accept the punishment of ten thousand snake phagoes, isn't this what you are expecting?" After speaking, she even laughed sadly.

This has come out with another 10,000 snake phage, and just by hearing the name, you can imagine what a terrible punishment it is.

Therefore, Wukong's scalp immediately tingled, and he shouted angrily, "You don't fucking wronged me!" When did I say that I was going to make her accept that, bullshit ten thousand snake phagoagoses?"

Hearing this, all the Yue people present were stunned.

After a while, after the old woman came back to her senses, she looked at Wukong with a strange expression, and said lightly: "According to our Yue people's habits, any girl who has made a big mistake, if she can't get the man's forgiveness, she must accept the punishment of ten thousand snakes." In the end, whether the girl can survive depends on her life, whether it is hard or not. After finishing speaking, the old woman stared at Wukong and asked him slowly.

"You...... , do you still hate her now?" As soon as the old woman's words fell, all the Yue people put their eyes on Wukong at the same time.

Wukong thought to himself: "Anyway, I can be reborn with a broken limb, and the little brother was beheaded, which is actually not a big deal." Really, what the fuck is this bullshit custom to be so barbaric? Forget it, forget it, I deceived her in the first place, even if it was my own bad luck. What a meow...... "After thinking of this, Wukong said with some irritation.

"Forget it, forget it, just think it's my fate, and I'm such a stupid girl. That one...... , I don't hate her anymore, it's always okay, right?" After saying that, Wukong lowered his head helplessly and sighed a lot.

As soon as Wukong's words fell, all the Yue people grew out of the air.

Then the old woman turned her head with a smile and nodded slightly to the samurai behind her, and then the two samurai quickly left the room.

After a while, the two warriors returned to the house with a dirty pot and a bamboo basket weighing at least thirty pounds.

The kind of thing that looks like a dough cake is actually not a dough cake, but a kind of Yue people's special food called Sticky Mi Baba.

As a generation of kitchen gods, Wukong is still very clear about this.

When Wukong saw that the samurai had sent the super big sticky rice baba to him, he frowned and said, "This is really too big, isn't it? As a seriously injured person, I can't eat such a big baga." ”

As soon as the old woman heard this, she immediately smiled and said to Wukong: "Are you really, don't you know the etiquette of humility? ”

Goku realized that he had made a joke, so he broke off a piece and handed the rest of Baba to the samurai in front of him.

After Wukong and all the Yue people present had eaten Baba, Hong Yao suddenly reached out and wiped it vigorously under the dirty pot, and then, without waiting for Wukong to react, she wiped her little dirty hands on Wukong's face.

When the old woman saw that Wukong wanted to shout angrily again, she quickly looked weird and said to Wukong: "Don't be angry, this is our Yue custom, and it must be like this." ”

Wukong Xin said: "Yue Ren is really too second, what kind of bullshit customs are these." Hmph, when I finish rectifying the cake state, I must get rid of these very inexplicable and wonderful customs. After thinking about it, Wukong was very happy and continued to eat the Baba in his hand.

It's a pity, if you let him know, when will Yue Ren make Super Baba, and when will girls smear a lot of pot ash on the faces of the boys they like, hehe, Wukong will definitely ...... , I have to cry and faint into the pit.