All over the world, from ancient times to the present, there is a way that birds have poultry words, beasts have animal language, and among the seventy-two sages of Confucius, there is a public smelting chief who is proficient in bird language and beast language.

Tracing back forward, Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor's music official Linglun learned the sound of the phoenix bird and set the twelve tones.

But who has ever heard of fish roaring and screaming? and screaming so high-pitched, so poignant, that the cold hairs of the people stand up one by one, as if they had fallen into a meeting of grievances among the unjust ghosts.

Even if it is Anling, the city gate Sima, who has twelve passengers in and out of the city, and it is a common thing to call the door officials and soldiers to detain goods and take people, and when he encounters such a treacherous and evil accident, he is also stunned for a while, at a loss, and only feels cold hands and feet!

It was also thanks to An Sima's courage and stoutiness, so he finally stood still, and did not faint directly like these two family members. Rao is like this, and the horsewhip in his hand is a little unbearable, he only feels that his body is numb, like this body, which is not his own.

He was stunned for a moment, but someone snorted coldly behind his back and called his expression:

"Zifu, why is this so?"

This voice was not loud, and it also carried a bit of hoarseness unique to the elderly, but when it fell in An Ling's ears, it was no less than hearing the sound of the edict.

As soon as he turned around, he saw that his old lady was only wearing a plain silk middle single and a blue brocade robe, standing in front of him. The left arm has long been wrapped in a silk yarn with excellent air permeability, revealing a strong smell of herbs, rough looking, Zhang Rang's appearance is still healthy, but the color of the longevity spots on the face is darker than before, obviously the vitality is tight.

But it was such an old man who had a hint of bad luck all over his body, and he was still calm and calm in the face of the strange grass and fish in this garden full of pits and valleys, without the slightest panic.

The so-called internal demeanor should be the same.

Zhang Rang took two slow steps forward and stood in front of An Ling, An Sima woke up and followed closely behind, putting himself in the position of a servant, and his ears were already up, listening to the orders of his true elder.

As he expected, Zhang Rang stretched out his right hand and came under An Ling's nose: "Zifu, untie your sword with me." ”

The city gate Sima is a warrior shift, and the sword is always indispensable with grandeur, An Ling nodded busily, untied the saber silk around his waist, and held the sword in both hands, so he was a sword boy - that is, he was really old.

Zhang Rang didn't look at his nephew's still trembling hand, as soon as he stretched out his arm, he pulled the sword in his hand and slashed down!

The blade of the sword passed, and the strange grass closest to him was cut in two. The fat monster fish with red top and thin scales on the top of the grass had a big target, and this time, it was even more sturdy, the head of the fish and the body of the fish were suddenly separated, and a cold and fishy blood bead followed the trajectory of the sword blade, and it hung on the tip of An Ling's nose.

As the blade of the sword fell to the ground, Zhang Rang stepped on the fish corpse that was still trembling slightly, and the sword blade cut through it, revealing the pale pink and slightly oily tight muscles under the scale armor of the strange fish. It's just that you can't see the fish intestines, and you can't see the fish cavity, the fish body is like a salted and smoked pork leg, only a big bone runs through the fish body, and the rest are muscles, and there is no internal organs to see.

Zhang Rang's voice was still so lacking in anger, but the dissatisfaction in his words was already very obvious: "Can you see clearly? It's just some fat fish, and it won't bite!"

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"Don't worry, it's just a fat fish, at most it's ugly, but it won't bite!"

The Dan room of the old shrine was very lively today, Wei Ye found two belts to tie up the whole green shirt, holding the peach and gold in his hand, looking like a chef who is good at cooking.

It's wrong, it should be pretending to be a chef who graduated from Lanxiang School.

No matter how you say it, Tao Qianjin is also a magic sword that has been sacrificed several times, and she can use it as a guest kitchen knife, that is, a layman's second knife like Wei Ye, so she can do it.

And on the table in front of him, there was a fat fish two feet long and one foot wide, with a cinnabar red tumor top, silver-white scales, a fire-colored pomegranate back, and a short tail of split yarn, just like the strange thing that was bothering Zhang Rangju who didn't know whether it was a fish or a grass.

"Uncle," Sima Ling stood far away, tilting his head sideways to look at the fat fish on the case that was still trembling slightly, "Although it is bigger than ordinary carp, this is still a goldfish, okay?

"No matter what kind of dragon goldfish and egg species goldfish, they are all artificially domesticated varieties using crested carp and golden carp, and the meat taste is no different from crucian carp. However, koi fish and goldfish, in general, have more small spines than meat fish. ”

"Second Master, your ability to change the topic is really first-class, such a Lanshou lion head grown from the ground can't be eaten. ”

Wei Ye picked his eyes and looked at the Zhu clam in the arms of the Miao family, shook his head and said, "It's better than the Ma you raised, at least you won't be poisoned if you eat it." ”

Of course, Wei Ye received a "quack" from Zhu Clam's dissatisfaction.

Holding on to the peach and gold indifferently, comparing the distance on the head of the fish, Wei Yecai said: "This thing is between fish and plants, and it was not originally owned by the world, according to Feng Yue, this should be a wild creature at the junction of the underworld and the world. However, from the perspective of my immortal art specialty, this guy can be regarded as absorbing the essence of the earth's veins and Xuanyin to develop into a mature body, and taking it at this time will be of great benefit to both the half-demon and those who cultivate the evil arts of the side door. ”

As soon as he mentioned the half-demon and evil arts, Wei Ye immediately summoned two guys who were sitting and waiting to eat to fight back together:

"I'm not a half-demon!"

"The immortal of the Miao family, the Central Plains people of the fish lips will not understand, second master, do you believe me?"

Wei Ye was also lazy to knock his teeth with his niece and mercenaries, and as soon as the peach daughter flipped over, he slapped the fish head with a "pong", and saw that the alien goldfish was stunned, and then the horizontal sword slashed on the fish:

"This thing, let's say it's a fish, it's better to be a strange weed, it also has flesh and bones, it also has self-awareness, and it can run away from the soil by itself when it encounters a big disaster. If you want to eat it, you also have to pay attention to it, ordinary people can't just eat it, you have to put its blood clean first, and the yin qi will fade away. If you want to use it directly to cook, fry and stir-fry, the yin and yang qi will collide, and it will become a pot of stinky mud; if you make fish raw fish gush, people will eat it like eating the green paste mud condensed by the yin qi in the depths of the ancient tomb, and it will make trouble for several days, not to mention the stomach. ”

As he spoke, Wei Ye's sword flipped over, pierced between the skin and flesh of the fish, and slammed it upwards like this.

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Zhang asked Beppu, the initiator of the fish and grass demon change, to be in the mood to cut the belly of the fish and thought it was a high pleasure, but Zhang Rang Beppu was not the same thing.

For human beings, the unknown is always the greatest fear. Although Zhang Rang personally cut a strange fish for demonstration, the subordinates running in Zhang's mansion were still trembling, so they could only follow Xiao An Sima into the back garden.

The dozens of sturdy men who were summoned had experience in farm work, so An Ling gave them a short sickle for mowing grass, and didn't want them to fight monsters, just harvest these strange grasses like cutting wheat.

It sounds simple just to talk about it, but when it comes to doing it, it's a torture that can be called torture.

If you bow your head and cut the grass stalks, the fat fish will turn its head and stare at you with big eyes, making your hands and feet cold.

If you bend down to dig grass roots, the fat fish will dare to squeeze and squeeze the fish lips and tail on your head and face, next to your ears, blindly rubbing one by one, the cold and slippery feeling with a slightly fishy smell is simply making people's hairs stand on end!

After cutting dozens of strange fish plants, everyone was already in a cold sweat, and even their faces were dark and blue. Fortunately, they are all strong men, and there is no heart or gallbladder problem, otherwise they would probably be scared to death on the spot!

The problem is that this ghost thing will still call, not only loudly, but also in small voices, several types of ghosts crying, and some of them have a long voice, like crying. Even after harvesting, they were piled up in one place, and they kept fluttering, making a wheezing sound like a leaking bellows, and Xiao Ansima's face was twitching for a while.

Endure such psychological pressure as big as Mount Tai and as deep as Yunmengze, this is finally a small clean place in the garden. The strange fish and grass piled up at Xiao Ansi's feet were almost as high as haystacks. From a distance, there is still a faint scene of abundance of fish and bountiful harvest - if you don't look at everyone's blue and purple faces.

Xiao An Sima was also a little overwhelmed, and pointed at a few shrewd family members with his fingers: "You, you, and you, go to the kitchen to ask for a pot of oil, bring the flint with you, and burn this pile of ghost things now! The rest of the people, then harvest, the work under their hands must be faster, understand!"

He was arranging here, and he hated that there were fewer family members available in this Beppu, but before he could notice it, at the very moment when he commanded the assignment, many strange fat fish looked at each other, and the fish eyes turned around, revealing an even more strange and eerie atmosphere.

Xiao An Sima didn't notice that the rest of the people were eager to close their eyes when they were doing this job, and they wouldn't pay attention to this. Just keep your head down and harvest the grass stalks, and the rest will be ignored.

In this way, everyone was forced, but they heard the family members who took the order to rush up: "The oil is coming, the fire is coming, the butter torch is ready-made, Sima, let's burn it?"

As soon as the word "burn" sounded, I heard a terrible scream all over the garden!

Those things that looked like fish and not fish, like grass and not grass, shouted in unison, the body of the fish arched, the roots were pulled out of the soil, and they just limped and jumped, like a frightened long-legged heron, and ran out of the front house crookedly!