Chapter 114: The Self-Defeating Yellow Badger
The tiger demon squinted his eyes and looked into the distance, and suddenly, his face changed!
"Bold!" he roared angrily and slammed the table, "These abominable humans, these abominable immortal cultivators, still refuse to hand over the virgins!"
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"In that case, this king has fulfilled you!" The tiger demon's red eyes were almost dripping blood, and he waved his hand violently, and after a while, a sound of squirming footsteps came from the cave passage next to him.
Hula......
A group of emaciated ghosts, carrying a group of humans, poured into the hall!
These are the more than 50 citizens of Binh Duong City who were captured. The person in front was the city lord, but the city lord was unconscious at the moment.
"Human, human!" cheered the goblins.
The Tiger Demon sat down with a golden knife and said in a cold voice: "Since the human beings in Pingyang City refuse to hand over the virgins, then we will eat these hostages! It just so happens that this king has lost some ghosts in the past two days, so take this opportunity to refine a few more! Kill these human beings for me!"
"Hey, hey, hey, Tiger King, slow down!" the badger jumped to his feet.
"What's the matter?" the tiger demon looked at him coldly, he was in a bad mood, and boys and girls were his favorite food.
The yellow badger was speechless for a while, and happened to see his big oil pot, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "King, listen to me! In our Snake King Mountain, this cannibalism is also exquisite!"
When the tiger demon heard the words "Snake King Mountain", he finally had a little patience and asked, "What's so important?"
"This human being, there are three ways to eat!" The yellow badger couldn't stop making it up at the beginning, "This rare ingredient of human beings, directly grabbing and killing and eating, is really the most inferior way to eat!
"The best way to eat is to put the human beings for three days! During this period, only feed them some water and fruits, so that they can empty their stomachs! Then wash them, peel them, and cook them with good seasonings and techniques, so that the sweetness of the mountain spring and the fragrance of the fruits can highlight the deliciousness of human flesh!"
"As for the best way to eat, it is to match it with the spirit fruit! The spirit fruit containing the aura of heaven and earth is the best delicacy, and the human flesh containing the innate qi is also the top ingredient, and the two are matched together, it is really a rare and superb delicacy in the world......
As he spoke, the yellow badger showed an intoxicated expression, his saliva flowed, and he almost believed it......
The little demons below lit up their eyes when they heard this.
The tiger demon frowned and wondered, "Is it really so delicious?"
"Absolutely, wow!" the badger swore to God.
The tiger demon thought for a while and said, "I definitely don't have the spirit fruit here, so I won't consider the best way to eat it...... But you can give it a try......
"Give it a try! Of course you have to give it a try!" Brother Badger nodded violently, and turned his head to glare at the little demons below, "Hey, do you hear me, don't eat them first, just tie them up like this! Give them some water and fruit regularly!"
All the little demons looked at each other, and they could only respond one after another.
But there's one demon exception.
Huang Diandian is very happy today...... He usually has no status, but suddenly has a cousin who is the "Four Kings", and his status naturally rises in a straight line. There were a lot of little demons who bullied him before, and they all came to drink with him just now, so naturally he drank a lot.
The yellow dot was a little dizzy, and suddenly pointed at the yellow badger, and said inarticulately: "Watch...... Cousin, hehe, aren't you a demon who has never eaten a human being? Look at you...... Even the eyes are not red...... There are also three ways to eat human flesh...... Blow, brag ......"
As soon as these words came out, there was silence in the hall of the demon cave.
The tiger demon and the two wolf demons both stood up abruptly and stared at the yellow badger's eyes.
There was no blood in those eyes!
All three kings frowned.
Behold......
Rumble!
The yellow badger suddenly moved, rushed down directly from the high platform, grabbed the collar of the yellow dots, and shook it with a slap!
"Bah! You unproductive wreck, a blind product that doesn't even dare to eat people, you dare to insult your cousin?" Brother Badger shouted loudly, "Look at you, you don't even dare to eat human flesh, what can you do! Even the difference between a blood demon and a spirit demon, or my cousin, I told you personally, how could I not have eaten human flesh?"
"It's only a guy like you who has never seen the world that thinks that all demons who have eaten people must have red eyes! That's because you haven't eaten enough! Cousin will teach you now, if you eat less people, your eyes will be red, and after eating more than a certain amount, the red in your eyes will disappear again! Understand?"
"Don't ask this kind of question in the future, it's a shame! Brother has never eaten anyone? Joke, brother cooks for the snake queen in the snake king mountain, and human flesh has long been tired of eating! Have you seen that cauldron, it is the cauldron used by the snake queen, otherwise why do you think it is so big!" Brother Badger raised his yellow-dotted ears and roared violently.
Don't look at Brother Badger's fierce roar, in fact, he is also weak in his heart......
Listening to the yellow badger's words, the little demons showed a sudden look.
No wonder, how could the well-informed Four Kings not even eat human flesh...... It turned out that I ate too much!
There was admiration in their eyes.
The two wolf demons glanced at each other, remembering what the yellow badger said, "You will only doubt if you have never seen the world", and immediately sat back with some embarrassment.
Only the tiger demon picked up a bowl of wine and looked at the reflection in the wine.
In the reflection, there was a pair of red eyes that were about to drip blood, and the tiger demon couldn't help but wonder a little: "Could it be that this king hasn't eaten enough?"
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In the cave hall.
"Don't worry, the human meat I make in a few days will satisfy you!" The yellow badger saw that the tiger demon was still a little hesitant, and hurriedly handed over a piece of fried chicken and tiger demon, and said with a smile on his face, "You think, even ordinary pheasants, I can make it so delicious, that human meat will only be more delicious, and it will never disappoint you!"
The tiger demon thought about it, this ordinary pheasant was made by the yellow badger, and it was indeed many times more delicious than other little demons roast......ed! When I think about it, I can't help but be happy.
The Tiger King was so happy that he slapped the table and said arrogantly: "Since you want to eat, then just eat and have a good time!" I will go and catch another batch of humans tonight, and then grab dozens of jars of wine and come back, and when the time comes, we will eat meat and drink wine, and play it to our heart's content for a day and a night!"
"Uh......" Brother Badger was dumbfounded.
"The two virtuous brothers, as well as the little brother Huang, you will guard the cave mansion! The little ones, come with me, let's go and do a big one!" The tiger demon was resolute, stood up and walked out.
"Big ticket! Big ticket!"
"Eat human flesh! Eat human flesh! Have fun eating human flesh!"
The little demons were so excited that their eyes were red, and they rushed out with the tiger demons!
"It's over...... What have I done......" Brother Badger covered his head, and he had a headache.