Chapter 23: Shameless Sneak Attack
What is Yang Kang thinking now, obviously he has nothing to do with Wukong, to put it bluntly, even if Yang Kang just wants to go to heaven, Wukong can't control him.
At this moment, Wukong has his own important things to do, and that is ...... Hurry up and get rid of the yellow mushroom!
"You...... , who also cares about me, right?" looked at Wukong who was standing in front of him, and asked nervously with a slightly red face.
After hearing this, Wukong, who had his back to Huang Fu, immediately frowned directly, and then, he slowly turned around, looked at Huang Fu with an affectionate face, and sighed helplessly.
"Alas......... is the end of the story...... , I'm ...... , don't hide anything. After saying very bitterly, Wukong stared at Huang Fu's eyes and slowly continued.
"Rong'er, you are a rare beauty in the world, and I am not an elm head, how can I ...... I don't like you? Just, alas...... , is the so-called good man with ambitions in all directions, I have nothing now, how can I be worthy of you?" After finishing with a painful face, Wukong grabbed Huang Fu's little hand tightly and continued in a firm tone.
"Don't worry! I, Tie Zhongtang, promise you that as long as I become the leader today, then I will definitely formally propose to my father-in-law! So...... Don't be naughty anymore, lest I waste my efforts. Come, Brother Tie will help Rong'er and get out of here. After saying it very gently, Wukong smiled, and helped Huang Fu, who was already dizzy at this moment, step by step...... and walked towards the edge of the ring.
Looking at the pair on the stage, no matter how you look at it, the beautiful girl and the fat boy who are very incompatible, Wanwan's lungs are about to explode, and Leng Qingci...... , but already in tears.
Of course, Leng Qingci was not the only one who was heartbroken, Guo Jing looked at Wukong and Huang Rong stupidly, and could only endure himself...... and do not shed tears.
However, just when most people thought that a bad relationship was about to unfold sadly, and Wukong and Huang Rong had come to the edge of the ring, Wukong ...... , unexpectedly raised his palm violently, and ...... fiercely , and beat the yellow mushroom out!
Shameless, it's really too despicable, in order to win the game, he not only took advantage of Huang Fu's naΓ―ve feelings, but also ...... , hurt from behind!
Of course, Wukong, who did such an extremely bastard thing, immediately paid a heavy bloody price for his despicable behavior.
"Ahββββββ!" After letting out a painful wail, Wukong glanced at his right hand, which was pierced and flesh was full of holes and bloody flesh at this moment, and he regretted it...... , the intestines are almost green!
"This is a soft hedgehog armor? Doesn't it mean that it's just a chicken rib, useless fart, and doesn't hurt people much? Grass ββββ! I've been cheated by the original book again! This has directly abolished one of my hands, how can it be called a soft hedgehog armor? This is a hand destroyer!" After thinking of this with great regret, he quickly hid his right hand behind him, shyly rubbed his belly, and laughed very arrogantly.
In fact, from the moment Wukong turned around, he had already guessed that the yellow furry in front of him was probably wearing a soft hedgehog armor, after all, the original books were written, and most of them would not be wrong.
However, Wukong, who has been cheated many times by various original works, has also left an eye on it, and no longer blindly trusts the original works as before.
Therefore, it wasn't until he lightly touched Huang Fu's back and felt that the other party's back was different, that Wukong was completely sure that he dared to use all his skills and slapped Huang Fu from behind.
However, Wukong really didn't expect that the soft hedgehog armor in the original book, which was actually not very good, would be so powerful that he would directly abolish his right hand.
By the way, the reason why the soft hedgehog armor is useless is very simple, if a master who can easily hit the upper body of the yellow mushroom, after discovering the existence of the soft hedgehog armor, can this master still not hit the head or limbs of the yellow mushroom?
Therefore, the yellow furry who wears a soft hedgehog armor and goes out is simply a rookie, and the rookie who sends equipment to the master is completely useless.
However, this is obviously not an important issue, why did Wukong have to sneak attack Huang Fu twice, it is a ...... , the answer to the question at a glance.
"Hahaha............ Huang Rong! You slapped me at the beginning, almost putting me to deathββ! now I am Tie Zhongtang...... From now on, you and I will not owe each otherββββ! you take your Yangguan Road, and I will cross my single-plank bridge! Lord Huangdao, I will explain to you now, the marriage between me and Huang Rong...... After the extremely ruthless roar, Wukong and Huang Yaoshi, who was already angry and purple, looked at each other deadly.ββββββ!
There is no way, if Huang Rong doesn't have a good impression of him, Wukong can continue to drag on this matter for a while, but Huang Rong is obviously already in Wukong's heart now, so in order to extinguish this sign as soon as possible, Wukong has no choice but to ...... Be a bastard!
Anyway, he is already a rape now, and with the reputation of an additional bastard, it is obviously nothing.
However, what Wukong never expected was that after he and Huang Yaoshi looked at each other for a while, Huang Yaoshi actually ignored his daughter and cried heartbroken in the audience...... , smiled very meaningfully.
Huang Yaoshi smiled slightly, but Wukong was directly depressed, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Damn! I played a little too much, and the timing was also mastered, and it was completely wrong! Where would anyone just sacrifice themselves to save others, and then launch a shameless sneak attack? Grass ββ! I'm a fucking stupid beep, and I wasted my right hand for nothing, what the fuck ...... After thinking of this, Wukong snorted coldly at Huang Yaoshi and the others, and turned around and walked towards the center of the ring in extreme shame.
Wukong's inconsistent behavior, those who are a little smarter present must be able to see the problem, and what he did is indeed a little too sloppy.
However, there have never been many smart people, and Guo Jing, who is actually very smart, is just more honest and kind, and has a deep affection for Huang Rong, at this moment, in a state full of anger, he is obviously ...... , I can't see through this at all.
Therefore, after slowly getting up with an expressionless face, Guo Jing rose to the sky and landed steadily in front of Huang Rong.
"Miss Huang, you can rest assured, if he doesn't retract what he just said and apologize to you, I'll Guo Jing...... , just beat him until he apologizes to youββββ!" After a roar of rage, Guo Jing directly turned into a nine-meter-tall ...... , Stone Giant!
After stepping into the ring, he raised his hand and raised the entire ring by more than twenty meters out of thin air, and then, Guo Jing stared at Wukong coldly, and said in a slow voice: "Tie Zhongtang, you are too much." I came up today, not for anything, just for Miss Huang...... If you take back what you just said now, apologize to Miss Huang, and promise to treat her well from now on, this matter will be over. Otherwise, you and I ...... , then-just-fight-let'ββ!" After shouting firmly, Guo Jing looked at Wukong calmly, waiting for his decision.