Chapter 0621 withstands the test of absurdity

Just when the little Mengwa's loud shout was briefly and crisply, brushing the ground, the fire rock fruit, like a meteor, drew a beautiful curve, it directly penetrated the protective layer of the mask worn by the little Mengwa, brushed the ground, and entered the mouth of the little Mengwa, and in an instant, it disappeared.

After eating this fire rock fruit with a temperature of up to 900 degrees, the little cute baby continued to maintain a statue-like static state, and after about a minute or so, I saw that above her head, a red light like a morning glow suddenly appeared, and the red light was shining, making the little cute baby like a fairy shrouded in a cluster of light.

This state continued, and after about three minutes, the morning glow gradually receded.

The golden boy watched intently, and at this time, the eyes of the little cute baby slowly opened, and they opened very slowly.

And the moment her eyes opened, two purple-red auroras shot out of her eyes.

"I'm done eating, the energy of this fire rock fruit is good, it's worth three times what I've eaten in the past!" Xiao Mengwa said with a smile, "In this way, I have replenished a lot of righteousness in my body." ”

The golden boy knew that the igneous rock fruit, which had a temperature of up to 900 degrees, was not so much eaten by the little cute baby, but refined by the little cute baby. At this moment, the golden boy was so envious, he knew that refining a fire rock fruit was probably worth a human being to eat a hundred catties of thousand-year-old wild ginseng. It would be great if he could also refine this powerful fire rock fruit! It's a pity that he doesn't have the cultivation like Xiao Mengwa, I'm afraid that he will sigh at the fruit.

"Rabbit. The golden boy was anxious to say something, in a hurry. suddenly used such an indecent name for Xiao Mengwa, but it was too late to take it back, so she could only make up for it a little. "Don't you mind, I've loved rabbits since I was a child, and I often call to the moon in the sky at night to call the rabbits in the moon, and I also remember the song - rabbit rabbit, you come down, I'll give you a cabbage ......"

This is all made up by the golden boy temporarily, where is this ballad. It's just a slip of the tongue.

"Okay, if you want to call me a rabbit, just call me a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!" said with a smile. "What do you want to say? ”

"All right, rabbit," the golden boy suddenly realized that he had unintentionally called him. It's quite kind to call. "Rabbit, I want to ask, when can I eat this Fire Rock Fruit? I mean, if I also enter the ranks of cultivators, how many years of cultivation will I have to cultivate before I can eat this Fire Rock Fruit?"

"A thousand years. According to my experience, you have to cultivate for a thousand years before you can eat this fire rock fruit. When I cultivated to 1,000 and 1 years, I ate the first Fire Rock Fruit. Xiao Mengwa smiled and said, "You almost burned me to death at that time." After all, this fire rock fruit is too hot, even steel, it will be melted into a puff of gas in an instant!"

When the golden boy heard this, he was deeply disappointed, a thousand years, how long would it take, according to the Common Era, it would take a whole century, besides, he was a mortal, and by that time, he would have become a breath of air and did not know where on the earth it would fly.

Seeing the golden boy's deeply disappointed face, Xiao Mengwa smiled again and said, "However, if you want to taste the taste of the fire rock fruit now, it is not impossible, then it will take five hundred years of my skill to help you achieve this wish." ”

When the golden boy heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, turned his disappointment into surprise, and said, "Really, can you help me eat the first fire rock fruit now? This is great! Thank you so much, rabbit!"

"Don't, don't say thank you first, I only said I could help you, but I didn't say to act immediately!"

Xiao Mengwa stopped smiling, and a serious expression suddenly appeared on her face, and said, "After all, it will cost me five hundred years of skill, five hundred years, what kind of concept is this, it is five centuries of the human epoch, so you have to promise me a condition." ”

"Article, conditions?" The golden boy stammered a little, he knew that such a big deal, the conditions that Xiao Mengwa wanted must not be low, can he meet her, "Rabbit, your conditions, don't mention it too much, otherwise I can't do it!"

"It's not too much, but it's not too small. Xiao Mengwa's face suddenly appeared a little embarrassed, a little embarrassed, and said, "This condition is ...... It is...... It's that you want to have a baby with me......" This time, it was the turn of the little cute baby to stutter.

"Have a baby?!" The golden boy immediately felt that the little cute baby's request was too unexpected, a little cute baby of the rabbit clan wanted to have a child with a sixth-level immortal of his own! How unbelievable this sounded! How ridiculous it was!!

But the golden boy thought about it, Xiao Mengwa and his wife 10,000 years ago have an inseparable connection, so it is not too surprising that Xiao Mengwa made such a request.

In order to fulfill his wish to eat a fire rock fruit, give birth to a child, give birth to a ......child! What's so difficult about this, I'm not sick, and it's the prime of youth and vitality, and then look at Xiaomengwa, a fairy-like woman, isn't it just a few more times to have fun.

However, the golden boy thought of another problem, that is, the double constraint, that is, the constraint of the immortal gate and the constraint of morality.

Immortals, although there are many sects, but the roots of immortals are Taoism.

Taoism, on the other hand, advocates morality, while Xianmen, although advocating double cultivation, cannot have children!

The golden boy wants to have a child with Xiaomengwa, and he can't ignore the constraints of morality and the constraints of Xianmen.

There is a more important point, that is, the golden boy always remembers that his double cultivation object Yuwan, although he has not been married for a hundred years, is a person who has been dependent on each other since childhood, and although the two have not officially talked about this issue, they have tacitly understood it in their hearts for a long time, and the two are lifelong partners.

And at present, Yuwan has turned into a big white dove and is undergoing unimaginable ordeal in the ghost world.

In such a situation, how could he do such a thing with Xiaomengwa!

The golden boy was thinking like this, and the little cute baby said: "Don't think that this is an easy thing, this is conditional, you must know, between you and me, there is a kind of life! You and I have a child, it is not so simple, there must be heaven, earth, and material conditions to realize this wish." ”

When the golden boy heard this, his mood relaxed a little, yes, a rabbit is a rabbit, and besides, she is a fairy rabbit, that is, she has this ability, does she have this ability, and a little cute baby has a child, where is it easy!

It seems that I am thinking too much.

"What kind of restriction is the restriction of heaven, earth, and things?" asked the golden boy, who really didn't understand this.

"Heaven is the time of day, and the earth is the right place, and this thing is the essence of your body. Xiao Mengwa blushed and said, "On this day, it is determined by the running time of the celestial body, once on the first day of the new month and the fifteenth day of each month, for six consecutive months, during which you can't miss a time, if you miss it once, the overall time will be doubled, for example, the original requirement is six months, that is, one year, if you miss it again, it will become two years, and so on." ”

"Oh, I see. The golden boy felt that it was impossible to have a child with a little cute baby.

Xiao Mengwa continued: "My sister, it's because I found the wrong person, I made mistakes again and again, so thirty years have passed, and I haven't realized this wish. Once on the fifteenth, it must be done at three o'clock in the afternoon, and in the hole I have made, of course, this cannot be missed, and if it is missed, the cumulative time is the same as the time of the missed day, and the condition of this thing is you, because your spirit must be guaranteed to be 100% vigorous, so for three days before you do every such thing, you must not drink alcohol, you must not have sexual intercourse with other women, and you cannot even do double cultivation with other women. ”

It's so troublesome! No wonder Xiao Mengwa put forward this seemingly ordinary request as a heavy quid pro quo.

It's okay to say that this is an idler who doesn't do anything, but the golden boy is a sixth-level immortal, and he has a heavy mission to fight demons!

Seeing that the golden boy was silent, tenderness appeared on the little cute baby's face, her eyes looked at the golden boy like water, and her words were like the wind: "Do you know, why did I choose you to fulfill this wish?"

The golden boy shook his head slightly, indicating that he didn't know.

Xiao Mengwa said: "I want to have a child with a human being, this is not my own wish, you think I am willing to take a baby, I am still too tired to panic! Giving birth to a child, this is my master's order, it is my master who ordered me to come to the world to complete this task, and a man with a pair of dragon teeth, have a child." ”

The first time the golden boy heard Xiaomengwa talk about her master, he suddenly became interested and listened more attentively.

Xiao Mengwa continued: "Master said that the rabbit clan should also be optimized, and the best way to optimize is to have a child with humans, among which dragon humans are the best choice, and to identify whether it is a dragon clan, it depends on whether he has a pair of dragon teeth." ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Mengwa subconsciously looked at a pair of small dragon teeth in the golden boy's mouth, and the golden boy subconsciously closed his mouth.

Xiao Mengwa laughed softly, and continued: "Originally, I took a fancy to Zhang Jianhua's younger brother, didn't he also have a pair of dragon teeth, but when I was eating dumplings at his house that day, I suddenly found that you also have a pair of dragon teeth, and the essence on your body is countless times higher than the quality of Qian Baosheng's body, so I chose you instead." ”

The golden boy secretly said in his heart: "I'm going, aren't you looking for a good breed, this kind of task-based childbirth, where is there still morality and ethics to speak of!!"

Naturally, the golden boy developed a rejection mentality. (To be continued......)