A lazy voice came out, and then I saw a wisp of white smoke floating out of the small tube held by Xu Bansheng in his hand, the white smoke rose into the air, slowly turned into a human figure, and then landed on the opposite side of Xu Bansheng, with a helpless face.

But I saw that the person in front of him was dressed as a Taoist priest, but the Taoist robe on his body was sloppy and he couldn't see the original cyan, his face was also full of dirt, and the long hair on his head was casually pulled up twice, and he was inserted indiscriminately with a branch, even if it was a Taoist bun.

The beards are of different lengths, and they look like they have been fleeing for many days after the fire burned down the mountain gate.

Because he was too sloppy, he couldn't see the true face of this person clearly, and there was a strange sour smell on his body, Xu Bansheng was okay, Yao Yao and Lifan directly covered their noses, and they didn't even want to look at this person.

Xu Bansheng smiled and said, "There are many guests, and the Taoist friends, as the host, don't come out to entertain them, isn't this rude?"

The little Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said, "Is Lao Tzu very familiar with you......? Not annoyed, not annoyed. Poor Dao and Daoyou have never known each other in their lives, and when they saw several Daoists menacing, Poor Dao had already retreated, and he didn't even say a word about his subordinates being killed by Daoyou. For the poor road, the three are not guests, so how can they be rude. Daoist friends act arrogantly, thinking that they rely on their own cultivation, poor Daoists know that their cultivation is shallow, and they don't want to climb the high branches of you, and it is not the best choice to avoid them? Not to mention that Daoists do not regard themselves as guests at all, and this set of Taoist friends who are anti-guest is very skilled, and poor Taoists are soft-spoken, and they dare not make any friends with you. ”

Xu Bansheng's words, in exchange for this little Taoist priest to be verbose, this is not enough, the first sentence is clearly a scolding, and then suddenly become like a Taoist priest who is polite, which is really speechless.

Rao is Xu Bansheng has seen a lot of things, and he can't help but be stunned by the strange behavior of this strange Taoist priest, not to mention Yao Yao and Li Fan, two guys who have actually never seen much of the world.

"Hehe, since Daoyou is angry in his heart, why don't you use the treasure gourd that the Immortal Court missed to deal with us?" Xu Bansheng decided to stimulate this guy, it was obvious that his first sentence just now was his nature, and after that it was just a disguise.

"Lao Tzu knows that you are here for that gourd, damn it, that gourd is Lao Tzu's baby, don't think about any of you. Ten years ago, one was sent away, and now three are coming at once! Didn't that kid tell you?"

It seemed that he felt that he had lost his temper again, and the little Taoist priest adjusted his emotions and continued: "Fellow Daoist, this is not right, Poor Dao does have a wine gourd, which is used for drinking and having fun on weekdays, why do you want to use that gourd to deal with the three of them? The three seem to be from a famous faction, and the master is just going to the door without invitation, and he actually beats the idea of the master's baby, is it a bit too much? Although the poor Dao is weak, he is also a person with backbone, and he will never let the three of them take it away. If the three of them still care about their identities, they might as well leave on their own. If you kill my subordinates, you won't be held accountable. ”

"You little Taoist priest schizophrenia?" Yao Yao couldn't help it.

Liao Fan also proclaimed the Buddha's name, and said: "Amitabha, the donor is really weirdly tight, my eldest brother Yao Yao and I are not formal people, Taoist friends may wish to take off their disguises." ”

Xu Bansheng still smiled and said: "I came from a low background, and you heard it just now, so I won't repeat it." This is the fan of Nalanda Temple, his master and your master should be regarded as old friends, it seems that the relationship is not bad, I think you should be no stranger. This is Yao Yao of the Sword Qi Sect, and he is also the little fairy who has become famous in Zhongshenzhou over the years, so you must have heard of it. Although the Shenji Gate has always been mysterious, and your Excellency has not had any news except that he was accepted as a closed disciple by the predecessors of the Shenji Sect, but today it is not the fate between you and me, please consult. ”

The little Taoist priest rolled his eyes again, stomped his feet and scolded: "Don't you fucking understand people? Lao Tzu knows who you are, so he has to introduce each other? Is the Landa Temple amazing? Is the apprentice of the holy monk amazing? Is the Sword Qi Sect great? Can the Nine Xuan Immortal Body casually break into other people's homes and turn against the guest? As for you, what bullshit is too factional, I have never heard of it. Your name is Xu Bansheng, right? There are only people who have a half-life path, and they talk endlessly with Lao Tzu. Do you really think that Lao Tzu would not dare to touch you? If it weren't for the old ghost who pretended to be deep all day before Lao Tzu went out, saying that if Lao Tzu dared to go back with human immortal cultivators, Lao Tzu would be locked up and not given Lao Tzu wine to drink, and you would have been received into the gourd by Lao Tzu a long time ago. I'm begging you, can you get out of here? I don't want to make friends!"

Xu Bansheng and the three of them were already accustomed to this little Taoist's stunt of changing his face immediately, so they didn't answer, just waited for this verbose little Taoist priest to continue talking.

Sure enough, the little Taoist priest suddenly shook the evil look on his face, and said slowly: "Why are the three of you so aggressive, they really force the poor Dao to be anxious, and everyone's faces are not good-looking." Yes, everyone has come to this sea of misfortune and suffering, and each has its own opportunities. The three of you must be on good terms, so you can continue your journey. This girl said that you had a plan to go elsewhere through the teleportation array here in the poor road. You see, the formation laid out by the poor Dao, the Taoist friend said that it was broken, but the poor Dao always treated it with courtesy, and the three of them did not have to work hard to force each other. The three wanted to know where this teleportation array led, and the poor path could tell them. That end is a cave heaven, the late stage of the cave master Jindan, it is about the seventh heaven, but more than 20 years have not passed, and I don't know if his cultivation has increased. However, the demon spirit in this sea of misery has grown extremely slowly, and for more than 20 years, it is estimated that he will not be able to reach the Jindan Eight Heavens. With the ability of three, no, with this girl's skills, I am afraid that only one person can cope with it. The rest of the demon spirits, the three of them want to kill and kill, and they want to stay, so they don't need to give face to the poor road. After saying all the good things, the three of them should leave quickly, if Poor Dao starts to go crazy, even Poor Dao himself is afraid. ”

The three of them suddenly realized that this little Taoist priest was not only a schizophrenic, but also a chatterbox, no matter what he said, it attracted a lot of his talk.

Xu Bansheng arched his hand and said, "Thank you so much for your advice, but can you give more advice?"

The little Taoist priest spat impatiently: "You have a end, Lao Tzu treats you well, you think Lao Tzu is a bully, right? Lao Tzu told you, if you compare with Lao Tzu's endless blind comparison, even if Lao Tzu fights to go back and has no wine to drink, he will take you into the gourd." Do you really think that if Lao Tzu's cultivation is not high, he can't help you? Lao Tzu told you that others are afraid of you, Lao Tzu of Zhengyi Immortal Body, but they are not afraid. Don't say it's a Zhengyi immortal body, even if you reach the supreme path, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you. ”

Still changed his demeanor, the little Taoist priest became an honest child again, and said: "Fellow Daoist, even if the poor Dao can pinch and calculate, you can't treat the poor Dao as a fortune teller." Besides, you know your own situation, and no one in this world can calculate your fate, so please go back to the things you pointed. What the poor Dao can say has already been said, what can't be said is the heavenly machine, the heavenly machine cannot be revealed, and the poor Dao does not dare to say more. If there are too many leaks of heavenly secrets, they will be punished by heaven, presumably the three of them don't want to see Poor Dao die young at a young age, and he didn't even marry a daughter-in-law, right? To be honest, Poor Dao suggested to Master several times to change the name of the sect. The Divine Machine Gate sounds majestic, but when everyone sees our disciples of the Divine Machine Gate, they all want to inquire about some future matters. It makes the disciples of our Shenji Sect all seem to be cultivating closed-mouth Zen, you don't see how smart the Wuyan Sect is, and they are all door-to-door, and the other sects are called the Buyan Sect, although they are also based on deduction, but no one will ask them, because they will not talk to you at all. Poor Dao suggested that the master change the name of the sect to Buyanmen, and the master reprimanded Poor Dao, and said that if the people are in front of Zhuyu, we will change our name and call it Pickup Yahui. Later, Poor Dao suggested that the master change his name and close his mouth, but he was still reprimanded by the master, so that he didn't drink for three months. Oh, after talking for a long time, Poor Dao is really thirsty, and he wants to drink some wine to suppress his shock. ”

As he spoke, the little Taoist priest took out a small gourd, which was about the size of a palm, purple and red, with a yellow silk tied around his waist.

The surface of the gourd flashed with a dazzling light, compared with the sloppy little Taoist, it was really a clean light.

The little Taoist priest pulled out the stopper, stuffed the gourd mouth into his mouth, and took a big sip, and suddenly the aroma was overflowing, and the whole cave was full of wine.

Xu Bansheng smiled, knowing that this was the little Taoist priest deliberately revealing that the gourd was making a threat, he was not in a hurry, he just said: "There is no need for Daoyou to leak the heavenly machine, Daoyou Shicai said, saying that even if you reach the Dao, you are not afraid of me, this is already hidden in it." Moreover, since Daoist friends know that no one can calculate their fate in the next fate, why do they force me to calculate my future? I'm afraid that I have suffered a lot of backlash, right? Moreover, since I have calculated that I will become a Daoist in the next future, it is obvious that Daoist friends will not be able to kill me today. Therefore, Daoyou don't have to pretend to threaten with a gourd. ”

The little Taoist priest's eyes widened, and he suddenly slapped himself hard, which made the three of them feel pain when they heard it.

"Let you talk more, let you talk more, Wang Dazui, Wang Dazui, you tell Lao Tzu what is good about you, and tell you to say less words, you are giving Lao Tzu the whole talk. Okay now, the heavenly machine has been leaked again, you want Lao Tzu to suffer God's curse for you. Damn, Lao Tzu and you live together, it's really bad luck for Lao Tzu. If you look at the three goods in front of you, is there a good person? One is a humble gentleman on the surface, but in fact he is full of male thieves and female prostitutes. Little girl, Lao Tzu tells you, your little lover is not a good thing, he has eight wives, even if you marry him, you can only be a little nine. There is also this little monk, who looks dignified, seems to be a good monk who abides by the precepts, but in fact, Nima is a monk of wine and meat, and he is ashamed to say that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and he is also a half-Buddha and half-demon ghost exercises, and he is really not a good person. Little girl, you have been a human being for two lifetimes, floating in the void turbulence for a hundred years, and you don't know how many immoral things you have done to get out of that kind of ghost place. You guys like this...... I really want to go out and kill you!"

Immediately, his expression changed, but this time, the polite little Taoist priest spoke extremely concisely.

"It's a poor way to lose your words, and you don't dare to say more. However, Wang Xiaozui, you don't have to say a word, these three people are very cunning, and they will be deceived if they are not careful. ”