Chapter 15: Escape Show

As the saying goes, the moon is dark and the wind is high, when you kill people and set fires, you are wrong, it should be when you run away.

A whole roasted whole leopard exuding a rich aroma, a large pot of colorful, soft and delicious eight-treasure porridge, plus a large pot of red and crystal clear braised wild boar, with three domineering big spike delicacies, Wukong used his cooking skills to completely conquer the tongues of all foreign warriors.

Now that you have eaten and drunk well, it is natural that all foreign warriors must all pretend to enter their dreams.

That's right, although Wukong added some soothing herbs to the large pot of wild boar meat to help him sleep, none of the foreign warriors in the camp really fell asleep at all.

At about eleven o'clock, Wukong suddenly snapped and opened his eyes.

Since he is a slave, Wukong does not have the right to sleep in a military tent at all, and after finding a clean place and spreading a blanket, it is Wukong's open-air bed.

However, now it seems that this miserable arrangement just provides great convenience for Wukong's slip-away action.

After carefully crawling out of the blanket, Wukong walked towards the big tree with a tether under the watchful eye of all the foreign warriors.

Zhen Sushan saw that Wukong really chose to run away stupidly, and her heart was immediately half angry.

"Hmph, are you quite clever? know how to steal a war horse and escape. However, it depends on your three-year-old's riding skills...... , Do you think you can run? It's so stupid!" After thinking of this in a huff, Zhen Sushan continued to secretly observe Wukong's actions by the moonlight.

After finding the Ahama he was riding during the day, Wukong took out a crystal clear primordial demon lizard pill from his space bag.

Then, as if he was afraid that others would not be able to see clearly what he was holding, he smiled proudly, pinched the primordial demon lizard pill with the two fingers of his right hand, and raised his hand to appreciate the moonlight.

After looking at it for a while, Wukong nodded with satisfaction, put the Primordial Demon Lizard Pill into the palm of his left hand, and then he forced the Primordial Demon Lizard Pill into Ahama's mouth.

When Li Chimei saw this, she finally understood the true use of the Primordial Demon Lizard Pill, and her heart immediately became ecstatic.

However, he didn't startle the snake, but watched Goku continue to perform very patiently.

When all the foreign warriors thought that Wukong's next step must be to run across the horse, Wukong walked in front of a big tree with a leisurely and swinging direction.

Then, with his back to the camp, he took out his ***, and then began to water the big tree comfortably.

When Zhen Sushan saw this, he was immediately very embarrassed, and began to complain in his heart: "It's really stupid! It's like this, it's really stupid for you to run away on horseback and waste time urinating here, right?"

Almost most of the samurai's thoughts were similar to Zhen Sushan's, and they all felt great disdain for Goku's behavior of peeing before escaping.

However, no one, including Li Chimei, found that when Wukong was peeing, he held a crystal clear primordial demon lizard pill in his left hand and placed it at his *** water outlet, and then let go of his two fingers, so that the surging water column washed the pill to the ground.

If Li Chimei can be careful enough to check the extent of her own urine, then Wukong really wants to ...... , admired to the ground of the five bodies.

After destroying the Primordial Demon Lizard Pill, Wukong shivered twice comfortably, put *** into his crotch, and returned to the camp again with a shaking.

Then, with a happy look of accomplishment, he closed his eyes and rested relaxedly.

Seeing this, all the outside samurai, including Richimei, were puzzled.

They really couldn't understand what kind of medicine was being sold in Wukong's gourd, and there was such a good opportunity in front of them, but why didn't they run away quickly?

Zhen Sushan rolled his eyes, and thought very disdainfully: "A coward is a coward, and he doesn't even have the courage to run away, it's such a waste!" What Mr. Li said is really right, a fool like him who has no courage is not worthy of being my friend at all! Soft egg, soft egg, soft egg, how can he be so courageless!" After thinking of this, Zhen Sushan turned over and buried his head, and beat his pillow hard.

However, is Goku really a cowardly person?

A overlord who dares to take the initiative to resist thousands of fierce slaves and tens of millions of warriors with millions of soldiers and horses, and resolutely rushes to the front line to supervise the battle in person, can it be a cowardly person who does not dare to escape?

Impossible, the reason why Wukong is not running away now is because Ahama has not yet completed his evolution, and second, because he is going to the grassland in person...... , alive pit the evil force Khan!

Of course, in fact, Wukong didn't have a chance to run at all, and for this, even if he didn't see the primordial demon lizard pill, Wukong's heart was also very transparent.

Dozens of bags of primordial demon lizard pills, all of which Wukong personally put into the space bag, it is impossible for there to be a lone pill left in the gap on the edge of the pot lid.

Since when the space was reclaimed, there was a lone pill left inside, then this was 100% very problematic.

Therefore, when Wukong saw the primordial demon lizard pill, he immediately guessed what Li Chimei was planning in his heart.

So, since Li Chimei wanted to know the true purpose of the Primordial Demon Lizard Pill, how could Wukong ...... , don't let him get his wish?

So, when Wukong was cooking for all the foreign warriors, he made a big pot of untimely eight-treasure porridge.

Then, he secretly held a real perfect demon lizard pill in the palm of his right hand, and began his very stupid escape performance.

For this scene, whether the foreign warriors were satisfied or not, Wukong didn't care at all, anyway, he was quite happy to perform.

Since everything is a show, there has to be a perfect ending.

If Goku didn't run away for a while, wouldn't it be too sorry for the heartfelt expectation of all the foreign warriors?

Two hours later, Wukong suddenly opened his eyes again, and then, as soon as he kicked his blanket, he was very arrogant, bold, and desperate, and rushed towards the Ahama that was about to be transformed.

As soon as he fled, all the fierce slave warriors who had no expectations for the performance and fell asleep were all awakened.

The timing was right, and just ten seconds before the Ahama was about to be successfully transformed, Wukong swiped it and sat on the red-eyed Aha's horse.

Then, Wukong laughed very arrogantly, and then shouted loudly: "Li Chimei——! you dead shemale who is neither male nor female——! Fang Yeyu——! you brainless idiot——! Zhen Sushan——! you little devil who always bullies me——! I ——! kill you now——!"

Look, what a perfect finish, to have momentum, to have eyeballs, but ...... , Wukong would be better if he didn't be beaten half to death by the three scolded audiences for a while.