In the common impression, it seems that in the past 2,000 years, Confucianism has always been the kind of weakness and bad luck that is very cowardly, but in fact...... , but not at all.

The weakness and unlucky appearance of being full of bags and cowardices are just funny images at the beginning of the founding of Confucianism, yes, the sage is actually very funny, and he is not a person with a wise and martial image at all.

There is an incident recorded in the "Historical Records", which is this very funny thing.

The sage is suitable for Zheng, and the disciple is lost, and the sage is independent of Dongguomen.

Zheng people or Zigong said: "There are people at the east gate, their cheeks are like Yao, their items are like Gao Tao, and their shoulders are like children, but they are less than three inches below the waist, and they are tired like a dog who has lost their home." Zigong told the saint the truth.

The saint smiled happily and said, "Shape, end." And it's like a lost dog, yes!

The text is simple, almost understandable at a glance, and the things are also very simple and very funny.

When the saint arrived in a city in Zheng Kingdom, he was separated from his disciples, and how he got separated did not explain a reason, but a saint who was said to be a saint with earth-shattering wisdom and weeping ghosts and gods was so confused that he was separated from a large group of his disciples, this must be ...... , how many idiots, right?

This is not the end, after the saint couldn't find his disciples, he immediately didn't do anything, and stood upright at the east gate, waiting for his disciples to come and find him.

It is estimated that at that time, the saint should have this mentality: "Well, I better not run around, in case I walk around and lose myself in the end, then what can I do? Well, I'll just stand here blocking the door, or wait for them to come to me." ”

If a seven or eight-year-old child gets lost in the playground and then blocks the door waiting for his family to come looking for him, that's called smart, but ...... ,You're an adult, okay.,Blocking the door and waiting for someone else to come looking for you.,It's a little too cute, isn't it?

Afterwards, I don't know how long I waited, but in the end, the disciple still found his cute teacher.

Then, Zigong gave a ...... to the teacher , a very underwhelming thing.

"Teacher, do you know how we all found you?" Without waiting for the teacher to answer, Zigong smiled and continued: "We, we met a person on the street, he said that there was a person standing at the east gate, his forehead was like Yao, his neck was like Gaotao, and his shoulders were like Zichan, but what about it, the waist below was less than three inches of Dayu, and that haggard and restless look was like a lost dog." As soon as we hear about it, we will find you in no time. ”

Zigong said that his teacher was like a lost dog, even if he didn't say it, but why was he so bold, so rude, and so retarded, to tell his teacher to listen to it?

In other words, with this kind of insulting words to the teacher, why does he have nothing to do, but he wants to speak out and block the teacher?

The reason is very simple, it's just a joke, the reason why Zigong has to tell it to the teacher is not only to make the teacher happy, but also to relieve the embarrassment of his own road idiot teacher at this moment, which ...... , is Zigong's filial piety!

To put it bluntly, it is likely that there is no Zheng Guoren at all, and this joke is simply made up by Zigong himself.

So, what's so funny about his words?

In fact, it is this sentence: "Its cheeks are like Yao, its items are like Gao Tao, and its shoulders are subproductive, but it is less than three inches below the waist." "Look, how much it is described, how specific, how vivid, and how detailed.

However, in addition to the children of Zheng Guoren of the same era, whether it is Yao, Gaotao, or Dayu, all of them are people from ancient times, in this case, what do these three people look like, and how do the mysterious Zheng Guoren know?

Not only that, but the body parts described are also strange, neither the dress nor the physiognomy, but where, the forehead, the neck, the shoulders, and the most puzzling ...... , three inches below the waist.

How confused do you have to be to use these four parts to describe a person's characteristics?

"What does your brother look like, can you tell me?" asked a woman full of anticipation to her friend.

Because she was going to sell her younger brother, her sister pondered for a moment and said honestly, "My brother...... , in fact, he is not handsome. What about his forehead...... It's kind of like Chris Evans......; , a bit like Keanu Reeves, with very average shoulders, a little better than Johnny Depp. yes, yes, he's from the waist down, that's great, three inches less than Beckham......! , his cheap little touch is a bit like Song Kanghao. ”

It was the same joke, so when the saint heard this, he immediately burst out laughing, and said with a little blush: "This...... , image...... , in fact, it doesn't matter. But to say that I'm like a lost dog is so accurate!

So, if any painter were to paint a portrait of a saint as described in this joke, what would ...... It's really funny.

However, it is absolutely impossible to be more mentally retarded, so that the saint is painted like a dog, a dog who has lost his family, but the saint is just open-minded and self-deprecating when he is in trouble.

From this little story, the only valuable information that can be obtained is that in the early days of Confucianism, it was really miserable, a group of people who had a home and could not return to their country, ran around like a headless fly all day long, and even when they were most unlucky, they were about to starve themselves to death, which ...... , really very unlucky, very sad, very helpless, very easy to bully, and ...... , it's really pitiful.

It is said that Mozi is willing to work hard to benefit the world, and he is willing to do it no matter how hard and tired he is, but the real peace in the world can be peaceful by preventing a few wars and protecting a few cities?

The Mo family's idea of love is absolutely good, let everyone love each other, build a harmonious society, a beautiful big family, if you have something to say, don't play with real knives and guns, of course, this is not wrong!

But...... , who listens, or rather...... Who would dare to listen to it?

In that terrifying Warring States era, which was already the law of the jungle and the law of the jungle, who the would dare to listen to such words, then ...... , who is dead and does not lose - big idiot!

If you don't want to harm others, can you still stop them from killing you, swallowing your country, destroying your house, and taking everything that belongs to you?

Therefore, whether it is a saint running around like a lost dog, or a motive like Mozi, just preaching his own morality, it will not be useful at all.

Whether the Mo family has a strategy to level the world, the answer is yes, because the Mo family is a very bullish school, not only has a bunch of killer assassins all over the world, but also has a lot of black technology that is much ahead of the time and sounds like a myth.

Therefore, the entire Mo family defecting to any of the Seven Heroes will definitely be of great help in that period when everyone's strength is still about the same, at least the country's war weapons will be increased by several levels.

However, from the day when the Mo family was born, until the entire Mo family completely disappeared, there was no black technology that was used by any country.

Don't Mozi know the power of his own school, and don't all the generations after Mozi understand how good their own school is?

They are all clear, but sooner or later the world will be one, and the troubled times will end sooner or later, they are also firmly convinced!

Therefore, compared with reversing people's hearts and creating a truly healthy and prosperous era, forcibly changing the direction of the general trend of the world and ending this chaotic era violently before the people's hearts are reversed is obviously fueled by seedlings and the gains outweigh the losses.

To put it bluntly, compared to reversing people's hearts, even millions of people are definitely worth it.

Therefore, by the time of Yasheng, the world was already the world of the Yang and Mo families, and what about Confucianism...... , Confucianism, which was already extremely cowardly, is almost ...... It's almost over.