Chapter 795: Trouble with the lower body
As a big brother, a draw is a defeat. Besides, with his current stinky fart scoundrel and drowsiness, how could he get a good score?!
Xin Ran is actually basically asleep now. It's about eight minutes asleep, and two minutes awake.
He was hugged by Bai Hou Wuyang and plotted. Bai Hou Wuyang left a little drowsiness on Xin Ran's back. The purpose is to make him fall down in public, show his appearance, and ruin his reputation.
Standing for a few days and nights is not a big deal for people with advanced skills. But for Xin Ran, whose skills are obviously shallow, he is extremely sleepy, and it is normal to fall asleep in public.
Therefore, after finding a reasonable explanation for himself, Bai Hou Wuyang did not hesitate to attack Xin Ran. The sleepy powder he used was extremely high-grade, colorless and odorless, and after volatilization, it could not be verified. Therefore, he is not afraid of any suspicion at all.
The reason why Xin Ran didn't lie down soon was because he couldn't forget the matter of growing qi in his heart. This one thought has been supporting him. However, it won't last long.
Xin Ran's half-sleep lifted his mental defense, and although his face did not change, the stinky rogue spirit was exposed. was seen by Dongdan and Zhu Jin'er, and confirmed the doubts in his heart.
In the continuous applause and cheers, the red lotus didn't notice Xin Ran's strangeness. It wasn't until Xin Ran staggered down the inkstone that the red lotus discovered Xin Ran's abnormality, but it was too late.
Xin Ran moved, and the audience was immediately silent. Countless eyes sparked, hoping to see the Nine Rank Nine Lotus Sheng, the senior brother of the Nine Rank Lotus Sheng, showing more extraordinary achievements in sainthood.
Countless palms of hands, raised high, are waiting to witness the miracle and clap for the miracle.
However, one breath passes, two breaths pass, and ten breaths pass. In the inkstone, it was still empty, and there was not a drop of ink.
The audience was even more silent. Everyone believes that this is the treasure inkstone pond, brewing to erupt, preparing for a miracle. Prepare for a eruption, a miracle that has never been seen before or since!
One breath, two breaths, and ten breaths passed, and the pool was still empty.
Buzz, the pitch began to get noisy. The discussion is buzzing, the senior brother won't be tasteless, right?
Even if you wet the soles of your feet, you can be considered a stained product. It's a clean mess, and it's not even touched. Jiupin Jiuliansheng, senior brother, how is this god right?
Countless eyes moved away from Xin Ran's body and sneakily swept towards the Chief Elder Red Lotus Root.
Red Lotus's mind was also blank. That's ninety-nine drops of the essence of the gods, not one drop or two. It's dripping on his Xin Ran's body, not on the cat's and dog's body.
But at the moment, how could there be no reaction at all? This is beyond the common sense of red lotus roots.
Half of the audience was stupid, and half were speculating.
Bai Hou Wuyang was trying his best to endure it, for fear that he would jump for joy with his hands dancing. He couldn't help but laugh and endure a stomachache, if it weren't for the deep internal force, he would have to let out a loud stinky fart.
At this time, Xin Ran's only little consciousness also completely collapsed. How could this be? The problem must be that Bai Hou Wuyang hugged himself. But Xin Ran was powerless to think, and he couldn't persevere.
The only remaining trace of consciousness made Xin Ran, who was furious, use all his strength to use all his strength, stomp his feet and roar: "Shameless villain, Lao Tzu is asleep, and he is stronger than you!"
Poof, Xin was on his back and fell into the pool. The snoring was deafening, and he fell asleep.
Ha ha...... Bai Hou Wuyang's long-held laughter finally took the opportunity to erupt. Laugh.
The audience also erupted in laughter, and the laughter shook the sky.
This senior brother, who was pinned on by them, was too sad and embarrassed for the big guys.
I didn't say anything about it, and I fell asleep in public. This is too stinky...... No, I can't grieve the word stinky fart anymore, he's already a stinky, smelly shit......
It's out of tune, it's unreliable...... It's not worth scolding, it's coming, and it stinks. You're still shouting that you're better than everyone else when you fall asleep......
The heartbroken audience didn't know what to say......
Ha ha...... Bai Hou Wuyang smiled heartily and vividly.
"Roar ......" A dragon groan erupted from the dragon and phoenix treasure inkstone pool, shocking the audience.
A pool of jet-black shiny ink flashed in front of everyone.
The protagonist Xin Ran, who was flooded by the pond, disappeared without a trace, and could not calculate the grade.
Quiet, once again oppressed the audience. The power of stillness is sometimes even more terrifying.
"Well, it's all the damn lower body...... "Red Lotus blurted out.
This sentence of the red lotus root is lightning and thunder, which will make the audience who have been dizzy, and the thunder is even more dazed and at a loss.
What's going on? What's going on, it's going to the lower half of the body? According to everyone, years of life experience have proved that there is nothing good about the lower body in general......
The red lotus finally understood. Xin Ran Zhengshen just straightened his upper body, and his lower body was still crooked. He stood in the pool, and the treasure pool did not react, it was too normal. What is commendable is that this kid is so talented that he actually came up with a way to lie down and sleep, and touched the treasure pool with his upper body......
So, the half-fairy red lotus root couldn't help but expose the target, his eyes were like torches, and he pointed out that the problem was in the lower body. It's just that the saying that red lotus root is caused by the lower body brings endless imagination and confusion to the girls in the exchange students.
Not to mention the girls, even all the men present are also camels drilling chicken nests and covering the door!
"Who, who threw me into the water......" An even more shocking scene appeared. Suddenly, Xin Ran burst out of the pool and landed on the edge of the pool, staring at someone desperately, asking who threw him into the water?
After a moment of silence, two scenes broke out, half of them crying, half laughing. The one who cries does not know why he is crying, and the one who laughs laughs and laughs and also cries loudly. The person who was crying, crying and crying, began to laugh out loud again......
Daoji's stable nine sons, as well as some strong-willed ones, although they didn't cry or laugh, they all grinned and couldn't cry or laugh.
As for Bai Hou Wuyang, and the people behind him, they were dumbfounded and laughing.
"Damn! What kind of products am I?" Xin Ran suddenly came back to his senses and jumped to his feet and yelled.
Xin Ran was awakened by the special ink of the treasure inkstone pool, jumped ashore and made a fuss for a while before he fully came to his senses. I realized that I was not thrown into the water, but the grade water that came out of the pool and drowned myself. But as soon as he went ashore, the water in the pool disappeared, and he still didn't know how many products he had.