Chapter 322: Failed Auction
Gu Feng looked at the sky with white eyes, shook his head and said: "What I said is that the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, sell you to the palace master or a little bit, and find you a good family that can be relied on, but if you have to find your mother-in-law's family by yourself, I can't help it." A manly man, spitting is a nail, and a fart collapses the ground. The pit is your own fart, you have to fill it yourself, and you can't rely on us. Tintin, what do you mean?"
"Heaven is evil, it is still violated, self-inflicted, you can't live!" Dou Ding responded to Gu Feng with a glance, and then turned to the beauties opposite, and told him seriously: "Brothers and sisters, good brothers and sisters-in-law, please, my brother has been pampered since he was a child, he doesn't stretch out his hand when he comes to clothes, he doesn't open his mouth when he eats, he has to sleep with his milk at night, and he has to help him untie his underwear and pee in the middle of the night." You can't poop yourself, you have to pick γγγγγγ with your hands."
"I'm going to γγγγγγ how does this sound like a vegetative person, is there such a pampered one?"
"Wait a minute, are you selling people or selling your ancestors? Besides, you don't stretch out your hand when you come to clothes, you don't open your mouth when you eat, it's not a dead person but also a zombie! Also, it's a good thing to auction off a little evil god, but why are you calling your younger brothers and sisters-in-law?" Park Soon-ja hurriedly asked.
Gu Feng said happily on the side: "What do you think we are auctioning? We are playing at the auction of the horse master, and whoever takes it away is the horse master." If you can afford to play, you can bid, and if you can't afford to play, you can draw a circle, that is, draw a ball and take it home to play!"
"Cut, do you really think you're Xuanyuan Tong? I see that you are Zhang San's cow - the dog hangs not! He is our brother, whoever bought him to be a concubine, who is not our brother and daughter-in-law? I don't understand this, I don't understand bullshit!" Dou Ding added happily.
The beauties who swarmed were petrified, and Chizuruko, Park Soonja, Annie, Sina, Nura, etc. were confused. What the hell is this trick playing?
The person concerned is sloppy, he is bleeding cold sweat one after another, and his little heart is pulling out the cold, which will finally feel a warm current.
Xin Ran, who was frightened and frightened, was really afraid that Gu Feng and Dou Ding, the two "second" sisters, would not end well by wrapping themselves in. Except for fighting, these two are really unreliable. I never imagined that these two stupid eldest sisters were so cautious in their thinking, not only did they not sell themselves cheaply. It also circled back and disgusted the enemy. Who would dare to call them stupid? Just wait to help them count the money.
"Liar, scoundrel! How did the little evil god who said that he was good to auction become a horse seller? There are people in the world who sell their children's fathers and wives, but they have never heard of auctioning horses, this is a blatant scoundrel!" Anne, the shadow saint, was angry and yelled a little hysterically.
"Horses have always been selected by the princess, and I have never heard of auctioning horses to the princess, you are obviously sophistry!" Park Soon-ja opened his teeth and danced his claws, and the tiger jumped to the sky and shouted: "He looks like a golden hanger, how can a princess be so cheap, I have to shoot him to do itγγγγγγ"
"Thank you, γγγγγγ" Gu Feng and Dou Ding both clasped their fists, looking like they were throwing themselves to the ground in admiration. is as fierce as Park Soonzi, and he has to keep his mouth shut. Aren't you a little too tiger?!I'm afraid that today I am a famous person, and I have to be called a Taiji Tiger by the world!
"Hmph, the small people of the lower country, how many days have you seen? How can you understand the elite thoughts of my dignified upper country, this is the ticket we are playing!" Feng Diandian couldn't help but speak. We can't let Gu Feng and Dou Ding's two mothers mess around anymore, and if they continue to mess up, I'm afraid the arena will become a green building.
Gu Feng was unconscious, and hurriedly interjected: "The old lady swears with Daoji, there is absolutely no fraud! I asked the palace master to give two taels of silver, but the palace master was reluctant, and I let a little more than one or two pieces of silver, and it was not worth it." So it didn't work. If you still have less, sell it if you give money!"
"γγγγγγ" Xin Dashao hurriedly covered his face. This is too two, the ugliness of the family can't be publicized, why is it all exposedγγγγγγ
"Hmph, Tong Su is not bullied, heaven and earth can be learned! Those who have money pay money, and those who don't have money use magic weapons, and magic weapons are discounted by five percentγγγγγγ Dou Ding shouted again for fear that the world would not be chaotic. But it doesn't feel right. A tael of silver didn't seem to need to bet on the magic weapon, so he opened his mouth and stammered.
Xin Ran wanted to cry without tears. What is going on with these two "second sisters"? One will be clear and the other will be confused, and they will not give up until they hack themselves to death.
Man Tianfei, Feng Qigou, Gao Fei, Lu Si, Ling Yun, and Zhao Dingbang couldn't cry or laugh. Yu Xing'er, Zhang Lichen, Poor Pure Fox Li, Zhang Guiying, Huang Lina, are ridiculous. Qian Baoquan, Ji Chunfeng, Zhao Xiangzhi, and Liu Yishou couldn't help laughing, but they were blushing and thick-necked.
The face of the Limin Palace Lord is like a kaleidoscope and unpredictable. I really regret that I didn't just get off the donkey, throw out two taels of silver, and end this "joke". If a stunned sister suddenly pops up and leaves a silver tael to ask for someone, how will it end?!
Feng Diandian is also delicate, and he is like a marquee. originally wanted to end this farce as soon as possible, but I didn't expect Gu Feng and Dou Ding to cause trouble, and there were branches again, pushing the farce to a high and tide. How good is that?
Xin Dashao is really going to cry, I can't cry to death. It's good, it's lively, why is it suddenly cold. Not to mention a tael of silver, no one came out of half a tael. Is Ben Shao just unwelcome? Half a tael of silver is not worth it? It hurts his self-esteem too much! Internal injury, 100 percent serious internal injury! In other words, let alone half a tael of silver, even half a penny of money, there will be no princess and saint goddess casually! This is a matter of honor, not money. And the less money there is, the less people will take over, Princess So-and-so auctioned a colt for half a penny, how cheap does this princess have to be? !
If you shoot at the expensive price with your life, maybe there is really a goddess who is not afraid of big things to play tickets, or raise prices to make trouble. But this is cheap, and no one dares to speak. In case of a deal, smash your hands, and the fun will be great. Even if it's a joke, you can't afford to lose this person!
Gu Feng panicked and shouted in a panic: "Damn, this is going to be an abortion." It's so cheap, it shouldn't be abortedγγγγγγ"
"Bangbang, don't talk nonsense!" Dou Ding hurriedly interrupted Gu Feng's loud voice and corrected: "If you can't sell it, it's called a miscarriage, it's not a miscarriage!"
"Oh, it's a bad shotγγγγγγ I think it's under-shooting! No one wants it so cheap, so it's better to shoot to death." Gu Feng muttered.
Xin Ran was completely speechless, so he could only cover his face, squatting down and drawing circles to pick out the brick cracks.
"Palace master, save people's lives, and win the seventh-level floating slaughter. You will pay two taels of silver and buy my brother. Otherwise, he really has no face to see, and he has to pee and drown himself. If you don't have any money, I'll lend you a tael with Bangbang, and I don't want interest. β
Dou Ding solemnly bowed his hand to the Limin Palace Master and said: "If you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, the monk doesn't kiss the hat, so you should buy a dog bun." β
Xin Dayun is going crazy, and his tears are booming! How can he go around and around and turn himself into a stinky meat bun that no one wants.
The palace master of Limin is also in a dilemma, it is said that this gang should help. But this favor can't help. It's so good, doesn't it sound goodγγγγγγ
Black Widow Nura suddenly figured out that she was notorious and didn't care about her reputation at all. Hurriedly raised his hand: "I bid γγγγγγ"
A cannon rang out, interrupting Black Widow's words. Xin Dashao, who almost fainted, let out a long breath: "God will not abandon meγγγγγγ"