Chapter 84: Ding Ling's complaint
As mentioned earlier, the demon subjugation spirit beast only needs to feed it its own blood, just like the yellow badger and Xiao Jin. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as a few drops of blood that were not striking appeared, the weasel spirit beast felt a kind of oppression at the life level from the blood, which was the innate suppression of the demon on the animal whose spiritual intelligence had not yet been opened! The weasel spirit beast's eyes changed for a while, and finally showed a look of surrender and obedience.
Then, a certain little demon gave the first order to the weasel spirit beast.
"Fart!" said the badger.
The weasel spirit beast's eyes widened, as if it didn't hear clearly, and it didn't seem to understand, but the badger brother quickly kicked it in the ass, kicked it into the flock, and ordered again: "Fart!"
Next, there was a scene that made several old disciples and miscellaneous new disciples go crazy together.
I saw the yellow badger chasing after the weasel, kicking its ass from time to time, and ordering the weasel to keep farting. Put one in the east and one in the west, which can be called a biological weapon, and every time a few spirit chickens who have no time to escape are hit by the trick and fall into a coma...... And a certain little demon covered his nose and rushed over and picked up the unconscious civet chicken into the sack.
In this way, it was really much more efficient than before, and the sack on Brother Badger's shoulder quickly bulged......
It's just that the foul smell envelops this large area, condensed but not dispersed, and the wind can't blow endlessly......
The old disciples and miscellaneous girls couldn't stand it anymore and fled the area one after another, but the people insisted with their little noses wrinkled at first, and then they also covered their mouths and noses with their cuffs and retreated...... is so turbid, but even the innate Dao body can't compete with it......
Until finally, the weasel suddenly stopped.
"Why don't you let it go?" the yellow badger kicked it in the ass.
"Whew......" The weasel gripped his two hind legs aggrievedly and shook his head like an angry little daughter-in-law.
Brother, there's no fart...... Weasel heart.
Brother Badger looked at it, only to find that the weasel had some vague steps, deep eye sockets, and weak eyes, I was afraid that he had let go of all the farts he had saved since birth, and now even his butt was a little swollen, and he was limping when he walked.
Brother Badger flipped the sack and felt that it was about the same.
"Then spare you once...... Uh, it really stinks. As soon as he opened his mouth, Brother Badger himself almost fainted, so he quickly held his breath and turned around and ran out.
The weasel hurriedly followed.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing with me!"
"Don't follow me, I don't want you to be such a stinky spirit beast!"
"If you don't leave, I'll really do it......"
"Go away—"
"Help......
......
With great effort, Brother Badger finally got rid of the dead-eyed weasel spirit beast and returned to the dining room.
After tossing and turning in the spirit animal garden for so long, it was almost noon, and as soon as the yellow badger closed the door, he began to cook the spirit chicken.
To tell the truth, even he himself is curious about how delicious a spirit chicken fed with a special feed containing the aura of heaven and earth will be once it is made into fried chicken.
Although I was curious before, I couldn't cook Xiaojin......
The little fat man and the others couldn't help but look at each other when they saw the yellow badger locking himself in the kitchen, clanging for a while. What the hell is this guy doing, obviously there are no chickens, what are you still pretending to be messing with?
However, after what happened last time, they have also learned to be smart, so they cook their own meals in a down-to-earth manner, and never be honest. As long as the yellow badger can't come up with the original chicken, the brothers and sisters will naturally eat their meals......
One can imagine how wonderful the little fat man's expression was when the yellow badger came out of the dining room with two large pots of golden fried chicken.
"You, you, where did you get the chickens? The chicken coop is empty. The little fat man couldn't speak, and suddenly glared at the yellow badger and said, "Shouldn't you be unable to find chickens, so you use other meat instead, and want to make up for it?"
"Come and have a taste. Brother Badger didn't explain, and handed him a piece casually.
The little fat man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he was already a foodie, and he couldn't resist the appetite in his heart after enduring it for a long time, so he took a bite.
Oh, my God!
The little fat man was stunned for a moment.
It's hot, it's delicious, it's delicious!
The little fat man was so hot that he was sucking the air, but he still chewed desperately, feeling that one bite contained the essence and delicacy of a whole chicken, full of meat, but there was not even a trace of meat greasy. One of the clearest feelings is fresh! Since I was a child, I have never eaten such delicious chicken!
What is a delicacy that contains the aura of heaven and earth?
This is the food that contains the aura of heaven and earth!
Not only is it delicious, but after the chicken is swallowed, there is also a warm current rising from the stomach and spreading all over the limbs...... The little fat man is not a disciple who has just started and doesn't know anything, in the past half a month, he has also learned a little bit of the cultivation method of laying a foundation with the senior brothers and sisters of the main lineage, and the feeling of eating this chicken is actually a little similar to the feeling of refining the aura of heaven and earth when cultivating!
Can eating this thing still help to cultivate or not? The little fat man showed a hellish expression.
He didn't know that the fried chicken was made from a spirit chicken, not an ordinary poultry.
But anyway, he wanted the yellow badger to make no plan to suck the original chicken, and once again lost the soup.
The little fat man returned to the next door in despair, the yellow badger not only made the original chicken that sucked his hand, but also tasted better than before, could it be that their group of new disciples in the dining room would always be burdened with infamy.
......
When it was time for lunch, something happened that the yellow badger and the little fat man and others did not expect.
The door where the yellow badger distributes the original chicken sucking hand is rare and almost unpatronized!
Many old disciples came to the dining room, hesitated for a while, and finally chose to serve a meal and sit down on the stone table to eat. While eating, he looked at the fried chicken in the yellow badger's hand with strange eyes. A very small number of old disciples who don't know why want to come over and ask for a piece of original chicken will also be pulled aside by friends they know and dissuaded in a low voice.
"What's the situation?" the badger brother was stunned, and pricked up his ears to listen to what the men had to say.
The little fat man was equally stunned, but also a little inexplicably happy.
After a while, three clouds suddenly flew in the sky. One is light red, one is dark brown, and the other is pure white.
"It's coming, it's coming. ”
"The show begins. ”
There was a muffled discussion among the old disciples who were eating.
Pale red and dark brown clouds fell to the ground together, revealing three figures. There were two in the pale red clouds, one was a gentle woman in a long skirt with a hundred flowers, and the other was actually Ding Ling! And only one person came out of the dark brown clouds, a burly bronze-skinned man, with two feet nailed to the ground, and the whole person looked like an iron tower.
At this time, the yellow badger erected a pair of demon ears to listen to the discussion, and finally sorted out the original situation.
The old disciples would listen to the immortal master preach under the Babel tree every day, and the new disciples would have to work as a chorre for a month before they could be qualified to listen to the sermon. As a result, none of the new disciples, who have been in the school for less than a month, have never heard a sermon.
And listening to the old disciples' discussions, at the end of this morning's sermon, Ding Ling actually stood up and complained to the immortal master, saying that there was a dining room where the disciples actually caught spirit birds to cook!
And this is not the most important thing, the important thing is that this matter actually caused a dispute between the two immortal masters!