Chapter 206: An Unexpected Approach
I have to say that Brother Badger's idea is too naΓ―ve. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
He really didn't take the cow lice seriously at first, a little lice, can he turn the sky upside down? Brother is a little demon, can he fight a lice?
However, when he began to try to exorcise and kill this "little dot", he gradually understood its horror...... The problem that can make the great commanders of the Demon Pill period have an incomparable headache is really not so easy to solve!
Brother Badger has tried countless methods.
I've tried spells that use immortal power to urge spells, from the basic "dust avoidance technique" and "body cleansing technique" to the body protection spell with golden light all over the body...... None of them work.
I also tried the method of refining the body, and used the "Eighteen Hammers of the Ancient Demon Forging Body" to trigger a strange concussive power, trying to stun the lice, but it still didn't work.
I also tried to wash my whole body with demonic power, and at the same time rinse with water...... But he forgot, this is a cow lice that can't even be washed away by the demonic power of the Great Demon of the Demon Pill Stage, how can it be washed away by the demonic power of the eighth layer of his Qi Refining Stage?
In desperation, he could only ask Bai Heng for help.
At Bai Heng's suggestion, Brother Badger began to try all kinds of strange methods.
For example, soak the whole body with the juice of drunken demon grass, such as roasting the body with flames and smoke, and then smear salt and honey on the body...... Uh, wait!
Brother Badger stopped in time and looked at Bai Heng with strange eyes-Are you sure you're not cooking barbecue?
It's soaking wine and pickling...... Somehow, in his memory, an unfamiliar term called "beer drunk duck" popped up, which made Brother Badger shiver, and glared at Bai Heng angrily.
"What kind of eyes are you? Bai Heng was not in a hurry, he stroked his white beard and shook his head, "If you don't want to try, forget it, I'll just say it casually, and then think of other ways." β
"Say it casually?" Brother Badger was angry, his eyes rolled wildly, and suddenly his footsteps moved, and he said some unnutritious suggestions in his mouth, and his body quietly leaned towards Bai Heng
"Hey, what are you doing!" Bai Heng suddenly became alert, and with a flexibility that did not match his age, he jumped back suddenly, and looked at the yellow badger with disgust, "Don't come here, what should I do if the lice on my body are passed to me." β
The corners of Brother Badger's mouth twitched, not to mention, the bad idea he had just thought of was really this. Anyway, there is only one lice, and the blood of Bai Heng, a demon general, should be more attractive than his own demon soldier. As long as the lice run to him, he doesn't have to worry.
Ahem, alas......
"This old thing...... The reaction was also quick. Brother Badger rolled his eyes vigorously.
The blame failed, and then, the yellow badger began to try to let his spirit beast help again...... First, let the little green worm spit out fireball thunder, properly control the power, and bombard himself wildly! The attack made the badger brother disgraced and screamed again and again, but the lice still stayed on his body, and this level of attack obviously could not threaten it.
The yellow badger asked Jin to help peck at lice. But after reluctantly trying several times and failing, Xiao Jin stopped doing it, and looked at the master's eyes with a little contempt, and the meaning was obvious--we are birds of prey, don't look for me for eating insects!
In the end, it was the weasel spirit animal that gave the badger brother a surprise.
The weasel spirit beast has always been put in the Qiankun bag by the yellow badger, but now the badger brother released it, and then let it fart at himself!
Brother Badger is also a dead horse as a live horse doctor, anyway, after trying so many methods, it is nothing more than tossing himself in a different way...... Who knew that when the foul yellow smoke enveloped him, the yellow badger, who was desperately holding his breath, suddenly noticed that the lice seemed to have reacted!
The specific manifestation is that the itching continues, but the number of "pains" has been greatly reduced!
You must know that the feeling of being bitten by lice is a slight pain first, and then it starts to itch. And Brother Badger has been constantly stinging all over his body since the lice got on his body, which means that the damn lice are quite active, and they have been biting and biting all the time!
But now, after waiting for several breaths, the yellow badger felt a "stinging pain", indicating that the frequency of lice bites has suddenly decreased.
...... Could it be that lice have been smoked by the stench and have become unappetizing?
The yellow badger was stunned at first, and then his eyes lit up, and he vaguely figured out the key ...... In fact, whether it is attacking or expelling, it is essentially a coercive means! And to use strength, you need enough strength! If the snake queen is here, with her strength, she can naturally kill lice at will, but her own strength is far worse than that of the white rhino commander, and it is not surprising that she fails with strength.
But the disgust for the stench is the instinct of life, and it has nothing to do with strength!
Just like the original Senior Brother Lu Jiulong, although his strength far surpassed that of the weasel spirit beast, he was not stunned by a stinky fart of the weasel?...... Don't talk about him, even if it's a Taoist like the snake queen, if you smell a foul weasel fart, you may not be able to eat for three days!
It's one thing to be able to bear it, and it's another thing to be willing to accept it......
Thinking of this, Brother Badger was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked the weasel to release a few stinky farts in a row, while he pinched his nose and endured it, continuing to stand in the center of the foul smell of air, hoping that the lice would not continue to endure the smell and leave quickly!
"Uh......" It wasn't until Brother Badger was about to lose his breath that he suddenly saw a small black dot on his arm, which was the louse that had become smaller and disappeared!
A trace of ecstasy flashed in the yellow badger's eyes, and when he saw the state of the lice, his heart suddenly moved, and without too much hesitation, he took out a dan gourd and pounced on the lice, and directly buckled it into the gourd!
"It's done!" Brother Badger directly plugged the gourd with lightning speed, and with such force that even a piece of soil under the gourd's mouth was buckled in. The gourd containing the pill must ensure that the pill gas does not leak out, so the seal is absolutely strict, so you don't have to worry about lice running out!
But then, Brother Badger, who forgot to hold his breath because of excitement, was almost fainted by a foul smell.
Escaping from the air mass in embarrassment, the badger took a big breath of fresh air and took a long time to recover. Then, he raised the gourd to his ear and shook it, showing a hint of pride on his face.
Such a risky move, of course, is to prevent the lice from escaping, and he has to keep this thing for a while, after all, he can use the weasel fart to smoke the lice away, but the same method is absolutely impossible to use on the white rhino leader!
How big is the body of the White Rhino Lord?
Not to mention whether the White Rhino Commander is willing to put up with the weasel's stinky fart, even if he does, the weasel doesn't have that many farts!
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Thank you for the reward of "chasing the floating clouds at sunset", and the third helmsman was born~