Chapter 402: Wonderful Press Conference
"Children can't see, hurry up and close your eyesγγγγγγ good children can't look at this, brother, we're good children, rightγγγγγγ if you look at something you shouldn't see, you'll grow into a needle eyeγγγγγγ" Feng nodded and hurriedly covered Xin Ran's eyes, and Zhang Lichen hurriedly blocked his sight.
Limin's palace master has beautiful eyes and breathes fire, and the magic skill "pinching snail fingers" that has just been practiced for a short time makes a loud click. It makes all men frightened.
Xin Ran couldn't help but shrink his neck, clamped his ribs and three legs, and muttered helplessly: "I can't rely on me, I have the gas to find them to sprinkleγγγγγγ what their faces look like, what color their eyes are, how high their buttocks are, how long their legs are, how big their busts, how many hairs γγγγγγ alas, they died unjustlyγγγγγγ
"Dirty γγγγγγ to dieγγγγγγ hi γγγγγγ" Limin Palace Lord shouted the trumpet, and used his magic skills to pinch the snail.
"Ohγγγγγγ I really don't know, I haven't seen anything. It's not that I'm talking obscenely, but I really want to use details to prove my innocenceγγγγγγ γγγγγγ haγγγγγγ I don't say anything, it's not okay!" Xin Ran screamed and wailed.
Zhang Lichen, Feng Diandian and the others all grinned and looked at this scene sympathetically. Xin Ran's three pieces of meat in the pot couldn't bear to look at it at all. And the three people who "cared" about him the most, Gu Feng, Dou Ding, and Yu Xing'er, turned a blind eye to this kind of dog-eat-dog-to-dog hair-like thing and discussed their plans.
"Wow, you can make a lot of money this timeγγγγγγ" Gu Feng cheered and rubbed his hands excitedly.
Yu Xing'er also geared up: "The old rules, Ding Ding inspects the goods, Huohuo collects the money, and I keep the accounts." There is no cash, and magic weapons and the like are discounted by 5%, γγγγγγ"
"Fire, water, don't be busy counting the money happily, think about it first, how much money is good for everyone. "Dou Ding Lao Cheng is seriously calculating.
"How about a dollar start?" Gu Feng shouted.
"No, no, it's too cheap. What's the matter, it's also a piece of five. Yu Xing'er resolutely objected.
"Then two pieces?" Dou Ding asked everyone a little weakly. And calculated: "That's a lot." There are no three million beauties on the scene, two million is enough. Two gold coins per person, four or five million. How much do you have to buy piglets? Which of you is good at arithmetic for us to help us do the mathγγγγγγ
"γγγγγγ" Xin Ran covered his face, wanting to cry without tears. This is the sincere care of the three second-class sisters, and they can't refuse.
Everyone looked at each other. The Limin Palace Lord was like a trapped beast, angry and chaotic. The belly is full of evil fire, and I don't know where to go.
In the rumbling salute, the host country, the Vulture Empire, showed a welcoming lineup, neither high nor low. It was the familiar five-star monk John, who led dozens of people, waving to the beauties while laughing, and walked to the front of the cloud ladder, waiting to greet the Xuanyuan Empire's team.
Li Feibai was a little flustered. It's not waiting! People are greeting a god-level boss, and he is only in the early stages of his infancy. Fortunately, he is a senior troublemaker, and his skills are not too weak, so he adjusted his breathing vigorously, stabilized his emotions, got up, and walked down quickly. And they followed.
Li Feibai walked quickly in front of John and his party, apologized to the somewhat stunned John, and explained in a gorgeous diplomatic and diplomatic rhetoric. vaguely passed on the general meaning, anyway, Xin Ran was in a situation, and the equivalent boss couldn't see each other in the treatment.
John was largely convinced of such an explanation. Only when it comes to the little evil gods, the leaders of the Xuanyuan Empire, can be so rude. He expressed his concern, took the suspicion in his arms, and quietly took Li Feibai and his party outside.
The audience who greeted the audience fried the pot! What about the little evil god who said okay?
What about the little evil god? Why didn't they see the little evil god? Their goal was to see the demeanor of their brother-in-law in the world and try to bring him home.
It is said that many of them came from thousands of miles away for the purpose of being little evil gods.
But the protagonist is gone, what's going on? The audience was in an uproar, and the waves of questioning were surging like a tide. It seems that if there is no reasonable explanation, the water will flood the mountain of gold and drown that hateful old Fahai. They are not talkative white ladies, they are all hot female monsters. If they don't agree with each other, they will set the sky on fire! Annoy them, and they can turn half the world upside down. John hurriedly asked the reporter to come forward and clear the siege.
"I'm a reporter from Jaguar, may I ask, why didn't the little evil god Xin Ran appear?" asked a capable beauty, chasing after the Imperial Guard.
"I'm Apollo's reporter, may I ask, what's wrong with the little evil god, why didn't he show up?"
"I'm a reporter from Black Crocodile, may I ask γγγγγγ"
"I'm a reporter from the Dark Towerγγγγγγ"
For a while, the members of the Red Imperial Guard were crowded with beautiful reporters, asking why the little evil god did not appear.
"What are these guys doing, inquiring about the news, isn't this a rope around their necks -!" Xin Ran muttered in surprise: "These people don't lack their hearts and eyes, but how can they do such an unreliable thing." Find out the news in person, who can tell you the real situationγγγγγγ"
Feng Diandian, who was on the side, couldn't help but whisper: "What are you talking about? This is a unique profession in the Eagle Empire, called a reporter, and it is true to inquire about intelligence, but it is not to inquire about any team." Instead, they were taken back and printed as newspapers and sold for money. Don't be fooled, you're a substitute now!"
"Well, the little evil god Xin Ran, just farted and flashed his waist, and he went crazy, and half of it won't be able to get down. Gu Feng responded seriously.
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't know the situation!" Dou Ding scolded Gu Feng and explained to the reporters: "It's not a fart, it's a sneeze." Half an hour ago, my brother sneezed. If you're not careful, you'll go crazy. However, he said that it is not a big problem and will not affect the blind date and the competition. β
At first glance, these two stunned guys are real people, and it is impossible to talk nonsense. But who's telling the truth? This fart and sneezing, in opposite directions, are not the same thing at all. The reporters were at a loss, and the audience shouted loudly and became a mess.
"Fart, fartγγγγγγ sneezing, sneezing, sneezing, γγγγγ upper and lower mouthsγγγγγγ which is realγγγγγγ"
"Everyone, everyone, quiet, quietγγγγγγ my two sisters, a little solid-eyed, don't speak out of tune, you listen to me. β
Yu Xing'er appeared in a cute and cute manner, and released seriously and seriously: "The little evil god Xin Ran, when I saw your fiery vulture beauties, I jumped up with joy. As a result, I was infected by your enthusiastic chatter, sneezed a big sneeze, brought out a loud fart, and went crazy all at onceγγγγγγ"