Chapter 04: I'd rather choose you
After Wukong heard that he was actually dead, his first thought was that Dou Jiande was purely an idle egg pain, and it was definitely his brain that was in water, and he was intimidating himself at a low level here.
So, Wukong immediately covered his stomach violently, glared at Dou Jiande in extreme horror and pain, and said in a dry and difficult voice: "You...... Unexpectedly...... , in the meal...... "Poison, I'm ...... the hell!" he suddenly squirted out a large amount of disgusting digest from his mouth, and with a look of resentment, he lay limply on the chair, and there was no more...... , a hint of breath!
After seeing this scene, Dou Jiande was directly stupid on the spot, and after a short while, he roared in shock and anger: "I grass your uncleββββ! you can't dieβββ! you died here, I can't fucking liveββ! no, no, I obviously didn't use that pack of medicine? What the hell is going on! Could it be ............?" After saying this, he immediately roared angrily, and ordered the maid outside the house to call his wife and children quickly.
After Empress Cao and Dou Jiande's children came in, Dou Jiande turned his head from Wukong's side and yelled at the three of them angrily: "Do you have any brainsββββ! is he also the person you can moveββββ! who ββββ! poisoned ββββ! ββββββ!" After roaring angrily, he pointed to his three relatives and waited for their confessions.
At this moment, Dou Jiande was really about to go crazy, he never thought that his family would be so stupid, not only poisoned Wukong to death by being mentally retarded, but also used strong poison, so that Wukong died directly in Xiaomiyagi.
If this news spreads, I'm afraid that everyone in the entire small palace city will all have to be given to Wukong, the master of the city...... , Funeral!
Empress Cao and Dou Jiande's sons and daughters saw the scene in the house, and after listening to the indignant accusations of the head of their household, they were all frightened, and for a while, they couldn't say a word.
At this moment, Wukong, who was lying still on the chair, suddenly jumped up, then covered his stomach and laughed, pointed at Dou Jiande and said, "Hahaha...... , Lao Dou, Lao Dou, you talk about you, you are a little bold, hahaha...... , and even dare to intimidate me? hahaha...... You're laughing at me, hahaha...... , what a laugh!............" Before Wukong could finish his words with a happy face, Dou Jiande suddenly raised his foot and kicked Wukong hard in the stomach.
"You bastardββββ! I have to fucking kick you to deathβββ! you come down for meββββ! you will come down if you have a kind of ββββ!" Dou Jiande, who was so angry that he almost vomited blood and died, raised his hand and pointed at Wukong, who was squatting on the beam, and roared angrily with green muscles on his head.
Wukong is not a fool, how could he jump down and let Dou Jian have to beat himself.
Besides, even if he goes down now, Dou Jiande won't be able to beat him at all, but will be even more angry because of this, how could Wukong, such a kind-hearted little kid, do such a bad thing?
So, like a dirty monkey squatting on a tree, Wukong smiled and said to Dou Jiande below: "Okay, okay, isn't it just a joke with you, what's there to be angry about? We are both big people, how can you be so small, right? As long as you don't hit me, I'll go down immediately." Lao Dou, don't you look like this, it's okay, it's like I'm a bastard. Looking below, Dou Jiande, who was already fainting at this time, Wukong complained to him with an aggrieved face.
To be honest, if Wukong were his own son, Dou Jiande would probably be ...... , beat him hard eight times a day, that's definitely not too much.
It's a pity that he didn't have Du Fuwei's life, and he picked up Wukong, a bastard angry son who often commits two crimes.
Therefore, after about three minutes, Dou Jiande took a deep breath, suppressed the fire in his stomach, and then turned his head to his wife and children and said, "You all go, I blamed you just now, I'm sorry." After speaking, he raised his head again and said angrily to Wukong above: "You hurry down for me, I have something important to tell you, hurry up!"
In this way, after Empress Cao and the two angry teenagers left together, Wukong finally jumped down from the beam of the house, smiled and asked Dou Jiande: "You should have met Yang Kang, right?" However, I don't think you ever knew Yang Kang's true identity, right?" After calmly speaking, Wukong sat down on a new chair, looked at Dou Jiande with a smile, and waited for the other party's answer.
Why did Dou Jiande two days ago, after Yang Kang and the others left the capture city, they asked people to secretly meet Wukong, and at this moment, Wukong, who had listened to Dou Jiande's words just now, had actually guessed it roughly.
Therefore, the reason why Wukong wants to ask such a question is to see if Dou Jiande is really ...... , I don't want to hurt him at all!
After listening to Wukong's words, Dou Jiande immediately frowned tightly, and asked Wukong in confusion: "What do you mean by this, isn't Yang Kang Kou Zhong's confidant, does he have another identity?"
There is no falsehood in this statement at all, Dou Jian really doesn't know Yang Kang's true identity, until this moment, he still thinks Yang Kang is ...... , is a spike man!
Wukong stared at Dou Jiande's eyes, and after looking at it for a while, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, still smiling and said, "His identity is not simple, not just Kou Zhong's henchman. So, he gave you a packet of poison, but you didn't use it at all, I'm afraid it won't be long...... You're going to be out of luck. After scaring Dou Jiande with an undeserved panic, Wukong stared at Dou Jiande to see how he would answer.
As soon as Wukong's words fell, Dou Jiande's brows quickly furrowed, and a look of worry flashed on his face, but he was also an old actor, so he immediately regained his expression again, and then asked Wukong angrily: "Isn't it simple? He's just a child under twenty, isn't it......?" , is he a member of the Yang family?" he just guessed it blindly, just to let Wukong tell Yang Kang's true identity.
So, after thinking about it, Wukong asked slowly: "Tell me, why are you looking for me, I'll just leave if it's okay." After speaking, he smiled evilly, and waited very nervously in his heart, Dou Jiande's ...... Reply!
Of course, Wukong knew why Dou Jian had to come to him at the beginning, but what he didn't know was that after listening to Yang Kang's matter, Dou Jian would change his mind and choose to give him another answer.
If Dou Jiande hadn't changed, then Wukong would have been able to trust Dou Jiande in the future, on the contrary, if Dou Jiande had changed his original intention, then from now on, where would he be cool...... , just go where you go.
In fact, the two of them have said so much, and Dou Jiande already understands a little bit what Wukong means.
Therefore, while staring at Wukong, his brain teaser was spinning rapidly, and after about two minutes, Dou Jiande finally sighed heavily, and with a "snap", he slapped a bag of poison on the table.
Then, looking at Wukong with a wry smile, Dou Jiande said slowly: "This is the poison that Yang Kang gave me, as long as I can poison you to death." Then, he will help me get out of the capture city, and from then on, I can live the rest of my life in peace. That's what he said, but I don't believe it, and I think if I poison you, then, hehe, I'm afraid I won't live long. Therefore, if I really want to find a trustworthy person to work with, I would rather choose you, a prisoner who has failed once, than choose him, who is so powerful...... After saying with a look of disgust, Dou Jiande stretched out his right hand to Wukong, and continued with an extremely solemn expression.
"Du Xiaodan, you and I have no way out, instead of waiting here for death, it is better for you and me to join forces...... As long as we can get out of here safelyββ! then I, Dou Jian, have to swear to heaven that I will definitely help you make a comeback! And the only thing you have to do is to protect my family...... I will only say this once, and if you disagree, you can give me an answer now. After finishing with extreme seriousness, Dou Jiande stretched out his hand motionlessly, and his heart was extremely nervous...... , waiting for Goku's answer.
Dou Jiande did not change his original intention, he invited Wukong to come to the secret meeting two days ago, in fact, this is the plan, and Wukong joined forces to escape from prison.
Therefore, after calmly looking at Dou Jian for a while, Wukong smiled and replied slowly: "Actually, Yang Kang is quite a cow, what about him...... , is the only son of the prince of the Western Fierce Slave Empire. Since you'd rather have your brain in water, you should choose me to cooperate, then, alas...... , I also have a brain water in the water...... , Hello Letter. As soon as the words fell, Wukong activated his demon soldiers, and put the other end of the half-meter-long short stick in his hand with a "snap", and put it at this moment, completely stunned...... , Dou Jian got in his hand.