If you think the fat tanuki is too miserable, then you are wrong, in fact, there is one who is even worse. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

That's ...... Wangcai.

It is said that black dog blood can best destroy evil...... The whole village of Baixi Village is just such a big black dog with a pure coat, who will not let your blood go?

Well, Brother Badger has to admit that he came up with the idea. was barked at by Wangcai several times and spit on the big hatred, can this slut remember it clearly! Wangcai, who was majestic in the past, probably never imagined that he would one day be planted in this villain...... The little demon (doesn't seem to be right, the most accurate way to say it seems to be a little shemale?) in the hands.

After a period of busy work, Wangcai was dying, and a villager harvested a large basin of black dog blood. The pot was still found by the yellow badger, and it didn't look much smaller than the noodle jar of Aunt Sun's house......

Countless men from the hunter team, boldly approaching the fat tanuki, holding a torch in one hand and copying the guy in the other, trembling in a big circle. The weapons had been roasted on the torches for a while, and they had become faintly red, and if they were pressed on the meat, they would be scalded with a "bang".

Behind the men were women carrying filthy things like boy urine, black dog blood, and black donkey urine.

To be honest, I don't know who first came up with the idea of subduing demons with these things...... Well, the idea is very novel and unique, but Brother Badger, as a little demon with a conscience, can tell everyone very responsibly: There is no use for fart!

Please, that's a demon! There may not be one demon out of 10,000 animals! As a higher life that is completely above ordinary animals, how can it be harmed by the blood and excrement of low-level animals such as black dogs and black donkeys? It's a big joke! As for the child's urine? Hehe, think about whether you are afraid of the juice spewed out of a delicious peeing cow ball......

But whether the yellow badger believes it or not, the villagers believe it anyway.

The encirclement slowly contracted...... I don't know who shouted first, and suddenly a scoop of angry boy urine splashed up!

Wow!

The crystal urine with residual warmth streaked through the air in a beautiful parabola...... This scoop of boy's urine seemed to have fired the starting gun, and in an instant, the fishy black dog blood, the black and red mixed viscous ink, the fishy black donkey urine, and all kinds of unknown liquids flew out together, quickly intertwined into a net of heaven and earth, and poured the fat tanuki demon into the heart with a thunderous and unhurried momentum!

The fat tanuki seemed to be stunned, holding an unknown liquid on his head and face, looking around at a loss.

It just so happened that the unknown liquid in the hair slid down the fat on his face, and the fat tanuki subconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked it, and his body suddenly shook violently, and he was stunned for three seconds before he bent over.

"Vomit !!"

Seeing that the fat raccoon demon was worse than dead, the villagers were in high spirits, and they thought it was effective, and they suddenly splashed more cheerfully!

The poor fat tanuki demon didn't dare to act because he was in a stalemate with Fuyunzi, so he could only take it all. After a while, it was soaked from head to toe, and it looked like a chicken that had just been fished out of a stinky ditch.

The corner of the yellow badger's mouth twitched when he saw it on the side...... You know, these liquids are not as useful as the red-hot weapons in the hunters' hands. If it were to fight, those weapons might still be able to deal a little damage to the demon, but these unknown liquids had no effect at all other than disgusting...... But these humans are throwing themselves with useless things.

But then again, nausea is also a weapon, and in some ways it can cause more damage......

No, the fat raccoon demon was psychologically traumatized, and his spirit was seriously stimulated, and after being accidentally splashed into his mouth by a spoonful of that, the fat raccoon demon finally broke out!

"Yellow-badger-" The fat civet demon's eyes were about to split, and he suddenly raised his head to the sky and roared, the resentment on his body was so thick that it was like a deep resentful woman who was not entered by her husband three times, and even the yellow badger more than a dozen steps away felt it.

"It's going to be bad!" the badger brother chuckled in his heart, screaming that it was not good!

If the fat tanuki demon shouted "floating-cloud-child" or "human-human-human-human-", the yellow badger would not feel bad, but if he shouted "yellow-badger-", there was a problem! This shows that at this moment, the fat tanuki who is in such a miserable situation actually holds the most hatred of the yellow badger!

Who does a person who is being unlucky usually hate the most? Of course, it is the culprit who caused his bad luck! Obviously, the fat tanuki demon has already attributed all the reasons why he fell into such a miserable situation on the yellow badger! This thing does not hate the floating clouds that saw through him, and does not hate the human beings who splash his dirty water, but hates him as a yellow badger!

What is this called?

Brother Badger's anger also came up all of a sudden!

Okay, you fat tanuki! You're the one who sues me in front of the snake queen! You're the one who bullies people on weekdays! Even this time, it was you who had to calculate me first, so you forced Fuyunzi to use his might to see through you! Every time, you took the initiative to stir up trouble, and in the end, you were unlucky, and you actually relied on me?

Your grandpa badger hasn't taken the initiative to provoke you once, has he? dragged you down the mountain because you forced you, right? But you have killed grandpa badger every time! Grandpa badger's anger has not yet been spilled, but you called it first?

The yellow badger forgot that the fat raccoon demon was originally the kind of character that was not responsible. There is a kind of person in this world who has been accustomed to not knowing who he is since he was a child, and is never willing to take responsibility for himself, and when he fails, he attributes the reason to various external factors, but never finds problems in himself.

The fat raccoon demon has been in the shadow of Li Dazhendi since he was a child, and he has not suffered any grievances. During this time, not only was he deflated in the hands of the yellow badger, but he also ate it more than once, and he had already hated the yellow badger very much. In his opinion, all the failures are because of the yellow badger! All failures are because of the yellow badger's non-cooperation! I hurt you, how dare you not cooperate?

At this time, it was getting late, and the flickering torches around him dazzled the fat tanuki demon, as if faces were mocking him mercilessly. The air was fishy and smelly, the body was wet and sticky, and there was a disgusting smell in the mouth...... It was as if a whirlpool had condensed into a whirlpool, devouring the remnants of the Fat Tanuki's sanity, causing him to make a desperate move.

The fat tanuki stamped his feet, stared at the red eyes, pointed at the yellow badger with one hand, and cried out viciously:

"You lowly ......"

As soon as the fat raccoon demon spoke, the yellow badger knew what the fat civet demon wanted to say, because this sentence was so familiar! That's right, it was "lowly badger demon!", every time the fat raccoon demon saw him on the snake king mountain, he used this sentence as an opening remark!

But that's in the Snake King Mountain! If this sentence is said now, it will be a bad thing!

Therefore, as soon as the fat civet demon spoke, the yellow badger had already pounced...... when the word "you" was still more than a dozen steps away, and when he said "cheap", the yellow badger's fist had already hit his face.

Bang!

This sturdy punch directly deformed a fat face, and even beat the fat raccoon demon back into the stomach, although the yellow badger has no strength now, but the fat tanuki demon was also suppressed by the demon mirror, and he didn't dodge this punch.

The villagers were stunned.

"What do you want to say?" the yellow badger shouted, punching and kicking the fat tanuki demon, "Do you want to say, 'You lowly human'? What is wrong with me being a human being? I'm proud! Why are you demons noble, and we humans are lowly, so you can kill and eat as you like? Hmm? I'll do it for the Taoist today, and kill you nonsense!"

"I mean, you're a scumbag...... Woo!" The fat tanuki struggled desperately.

"You lowly demon, don't shut up yet!" The yellow badger interrupted the fat tanuki with another slap, and then grabbed his head and opened the bow left and right, so that the fat tanuki couldn't spit out a complete sentence. (This is also thanks to the sweaty Fuyunzi as if he saw the savior, and added a force in time, making the golden light of the demon mirror a little more abundant, so that the fat tanuki demon was difficult to break free for a while...... Of course, it also made the yellow badger draw more pleasant. ）

"Nozuonodie, whyyoutry? If you don't die, you won't die, you know? Brainless stupid thing, you don't want to think about where this is before you speak? This is human territory! What are you doing here as a monster? No matter how much nonsense you talk about, no one can save you!" the badger screamed as he snorted.

The villagers kept their mouths open, and for a moment they felt that their brains were a little insufficient...... Not only because I saw that someone really dared to do something to the demon, but also because no one could understand the first few words of Brother Badger! The last few words could be understood, but it was a pun, and the villagers listened to it normally, but falling into the ears of the fat raccoon demon was no less than thunder.

What did you do in the human world?

Let's find the eldest young master for the snake queen!

Thinking of the ruthless Snake Queen, something called sanity finally slowly returned to the fat tanuki.

"You retarded!" Finding an opportunity, the yellow badger grabbed the ears of the fat raccoon demon, lowered his voice and said viciously in a voice that only two demons could hear: "You dare to fight among yourself, you ruin the matter of the snake queen, a hundred of you plus your parents are not enough for the king to kill! Are you looking for death!"

The fat tanuki straightened up and snorted, unable to speak.

Huang Badger also knew that if this guy really died, he would definitely confess himself before he died, so he roared again: "Old man Bai has already notified other immortal cultivators, if you don't want to die, don't get out quickly!"

As he spoke, he slapped the fat tanuki demon in the face again, and whipped the fat tanuki around like a top, but he himself pretended to be tired and fell to the ground.

The fat tanuki finally knew what was wrong this time, covered his face and didn't say a word, and used his demon power to struggle desperately.

Fuyunzi was already at the end of the crossbow at this time, and the fat raccoon demon didn't struggle for a few moments, and saw that the golden light of the demon mirror quickly dimmed. The fat tanuki demon was overjoyed, and jumped out of the encirclement of the villagers in one jump. The fat body bounced at an unnatural speed, and quickly fled into the distance, and soon disappeared......

Airplanes......

The demon mirror in mid-air suddenly trembled, and fell down as if it had lost its strength, and quickly became smaller in the process of falling, turning back into the small octagonal bronze mirror. Fuyunzi reached out to catch it, but he almost didn't catch it with a shiver.

I saw that the old Taoist priest's face was as pale as white paper, his steps were vain, and his eye sockets were deep, as if he had done something more than a dozen times in one night, and the whole person had a feeling of being hollowed out. But when he saw the villagers looking at it, he cheered up and showed an ugly smile, and said cheekily: "Don't be afraid, the monster has been beaten away by the poor road......

Only this time, few people believed him.