Chapter 506: Your Official's Head

"Hehe, Amitabha, your official head! The Buddha 、、、、、、 poor and said that it is not easy for me to disguise myself. What's the matter, you have to be unable to eat for three to five days before you can do this!" Old Dao (Xin Ran) put on an obscene appearance more and more, disgusting the two stunning beauties.

"You, your official's legs! We are all unmarried yellow flower girls, where are the officials?" Jin Yu reacted and scolded.

"Long Jiutian, what about the mortgaged money?" Feng Jiuxiao ignored Long Jiutian (Xin Ran)'s prank and hurriedly asked about the whereabouts of the money.

"Money buys a boat. Lao Dao (Xin Ran) muttered.

"Where's the ship?" Feng Jiuxiao hurriedly asked.

"When the ship arrived in Shenniu Town, it was sold. Lao Dao (Xin Ran) laughed.

"How much did the boat sell?" Feng Jiuxiao became more and more anxious.

"The ship was sold at a loss, and it was only sold for five thousand taels. It's all done. Lao Dao (Xin Ran) replied unhurriedly.

"You loser's thing! Long Jiutian, do you know that the academy is so poor that it can't open the pot? I lost 5,000 taels at once, how can I redeem the acupoint gold man?!" Feng Jiuxiao was almost mad. After a pause, he stomped his feet and asked, "What about the money you cheated?"

"I don't know. Amitabha, when the Buddha was about to collect money 、、、、、、 poor Dao, a demonic wind suddenly blew. A few demon tigers came out, and the poor 、、、、、、 Buddha was abducted into this mountain、、、、、、 probably because the Buddha was not delicious, and I left the Buddha in this mountain、、、、、、 and then the Buddha met you. Lao Dao grinned in disbelief.

"You should be less sloppy! You should have been caught by the people of the Tiger Gate of the Lion and Tiger Sect. Say, what are they arresting you for?" Feng Jiuxiao glared and interrogated.

"Hehe, Brother Feng is Brother Feng! Amitabha, his daughter-in-law 、、、、、、 Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Those guys from Humen, they are tired of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas. I heard that the Buddha and I have three good dishes that are famous all over the world, rice cake and, sugar gourd mixed with marinated shrimp sauce, and lion head fried toad. Catch the Buddha up the mountain and change their taste. Lao Dao (Xin Ran) said with a hippie smile.

"Wow、、、、、、" Jin Yu spat out sour water when he heard this, almost squirting out the overnight meal.

"You don't fart!" Feng Jiuxiao, the peerless beauty, couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and scolded: "Honest fart! How did you provoke Humen? Maybe, you provoked a strong enemy for the academy again!"

"Puff, it turns out that the beauty's fart is also smelly!" Lao Dao (Xin Ran) puffed out his mouth, exhaled, and shook his hand in front of his nose. laughed and said: "I thought that the farts of the beauties were fragrant, but who knew that it was the same." Or is that what it's called, the near-fart stinks, right?"

"You honestly let it 、、、、、、 say! Why did you provoke Shanghumen again? Otherwise, Long Xinglin, the hand of the holy doctor, turned his hands into clouds and covered his hands into rain, secretly selling poison and harming people, and on the bright side, he was a Buddha of ten thousand families who cured diseases and saved people! The ugly thing of cutting tofu with a knife on both sides of the light, behind it is a ghost, and in front of a person, and the ugly thing of making money on both sides will be revealed to the world!" Feng Jiuxiao was helpless, and recited the mantra again.

"Amitabha! Your official 、、、、、、 a rich and noble land! The Buddha raised some silver taels for the academy to solve the urgent needs of the academy. He took advantage of the opportunity of the experience, borrowed the acupoint gold, mortgaged the capital, bought a boat, and went straight down the river to this rich and oily Shenniu Town. Tell the people here that the treasure of their place has been moved. They are all going to have tribulation. In order to relieve the calamity, it is necessary to donate silver and gold. Unexpectedly, Humen just lost the treasure of the town faction, the Tiger Lion Golden Order. I thought that the Buddha's Dharma was profound, so I invited the Buddha to help them find the Tiger Lion Golden Order. That's probably the case. Lao Dao (Xin Ran) muttered helplessly.

"Then did you help them find the Tiger Lion Golden Order?!" Feng Jiuxiao hurriedly asked.

"Amitabha, his daughter-in-law, that, they are either guarding and stealing, or they are in harmony with the outside. Buddha and I are not immortals, how can I find them? I had to point my fingers and blow out the lamp, say some nonsense to support them, and then slip away. Lao Dao (Xin Ran) muttered.

"You're a big troublemaker. The Lion Tiger Gate is the lower courtyard of the Wanshan Sect, and if it doesn't make trouble, it will be a big disaster for the academy!" Feng Jiuxiao shook his head again and again, sighed, paused, and asked again: "Where are the dead fat man Jia Bao and the land monkey now?"

"Well, they should have gone back to the academy to send the silver, right?" Long Jiutian (Xin Ran) rolled his eyes and muttered uncertainly.

"I've seen enough! What kind of goods are your two precious brothers, don't you know? One is delicious and the other is good at gambling! You are not watching around, with so much money, can they honestly send them back to the academy?" Feng Jiuxiao shook his head again and again.

Long Jiutian (Xin Ran) was also vague. If he is here, these two guys are absolutely hardcore! But he was taken away by the demon tiger, and the good luck is uncertain. Realizing this, Long Jiutian (Xin Ran) hurriedly stood up and ran to the northwest.

"Long Jiutian, what are you doing?" Feng Jiuxiao hurriedly asked.

"I'll go back to the academy and find the fat pig and the monkey! These two second fathers, if you don't send the money back and redeem the acupoint gold man, the academy will really be finished! The deputy head of the academy will eat me、、、、、、" Long Jiutian (Xin Ran) shouted eagerly, and quickly ran in the direction of Jiang'an Prefecture.

"I said, cousin, do you see if this guy is scared and confused? When I go back to Jiang'an Prefecture, I have to go to Shenniu Town to take a boat!" Jin Yu shouted.

"Amitabha, you are the head of an official! Say you are stupid, you really hit the stone! Jiang'an Prefecture is upstream, and you can't walk a hundred miles a day. It is four or five hundred miles from here to Jiang'an Prefecture, how many days will it take to get there?" Long Jiutian (Xin Ran)'s laughter and scolding floated from afar.

"Your official 、、、、、、 your daughter-in-law!, this guy really has donkey ears?!" Jin Yu looked at Feng Ming and stomped his feet with tears and laughter.

"Don't say anything, listen to him. Rush all the way back to the academy. This is probably the only and fastest way we can do it so far. How do I feel worse and worse、、、、、、" Feng Jiuxiao sighed slightly, urging Jin Yu to speed up the journey together.

Feng Jiuxiao and Jin Yu lifted their spirits, unfolded their body methods, and chased after Long Jiutian (Xin Ran).

"Cousin, you say, this guy's ears are so sensitive, is it really innate?"

"Maybe you are born to be more sensitive, and with the training you acquire, you are even more sensitive. Feng Jiuxiao was a little absent-minded.

"Then cousin, tell me quickly, how to train to become so sensitive?" Jin Yu became more and more interested.