Chapter 0037: The Idea of a Bunker
According to the description of this 'Ancient Heart Sutra', among all walks of life in the heavens, there are five kinds of beings: mortals, demons, monsters, primordial spirits, and immortals. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info among them, mortals are the weakest, and immortals are the most powerful.
However, after mortals die, they can become demons, live in the underworld, and occasionally commit murder in the human world. Mortals can also become the highest level of immortals through cultivation, soaring above the nine heavens, and being proud of all beings.
Other animals or plants can also absorb the aura of heaven and earth, or rely on treasures, cultivate into monsters, obtain mana, and even turn into human bodies to achieve demon immortals. If it is recognized by the immortal world, it will also be ranked in the immortal class.
There is another kind, that is the Yuan Spirit, all kinds of elements can obtain spiritual knowledge, comprehend the Dao, refine the entity, and achieve the Yuan Spirit by chance. But they, like demons, cannot be recognized by the fairy world.
As the topmost immortals, whether they are in the heavenly realm or the Buddha realm, they are divided into half immortals (half Buddhas), true immortals (true Buddhas), golden immortals (half-step Buddhas), Daluo Jinxian (Buddhas), half saints, and true saints, a total of six realms.
In this way, the 'Ancient Heart Sutra' has a total of six volumes and one hundred and eight chapters, each volume corresponds to a realm, and each realm has eighteen chapters. And for each chapter that is promoted, the 'merit points' required are ten times as many as the previous one. How many merit points do you need to become a true saint? I can't imagine it.
Therefore, in order to obtain merit points faster, Chen Yi had to make a bold plan to improve himself quickly.
So, Chen Yi coughed dryly a few times, looked at Sun Wukong, who was busy, and said to Shuling: "What, if I kill that monkey, will I get a lot of merit points?"
Shu Ling seemed to be frightened by Chen Yi's thought, and did not answer immediately. However, the silence did not last long, and in less than ten seconds, he spoke: "If he is your enemy, you can also get merit points after killing." According to Sun Wukong's level, 100 million merit points can be obtained after killing. ”
"Multi-...... How much?" Chen Yi stammered a little, swallowed his saliva and said, "You mean, if you kill a monkey, you can get 100 million merit points?
"You don't really want to kill Sun Wukong, do you. Shu Ling couldn't believe it, and wondered if this monk was crazy.
Chen Yi touched his bald head and said with a smile: "Why not? There are so many merit points, so a fool doesn't want it." ”
Shu Ling sighed and said, "But you can't kill him, at least you don't have that ability now." If you provoke that Monkey King now, even if you use the Tightening Spell, you will definitely die under his golden hoop stick. ”
"......Forehead" Chen Yi looked embarrassed, but he had to admit that what Shuling said was the truth, he was too vegetable now, what to do to compete with Sun Wukong?
However, Chen Yi had a new idea, and said with a smile: "Shuling, I need merit points for my cultivation, right, so what are merit points? In addition to destroying the enemy, you should do something to accumulate merit, and you can also get it, what do you think?"
"This ......" Shuling seemed to be thinking about something, and then said: "What you said seems to have some truth, but the predecessors of Dou Yu did not set this aspect. Since the cultivator can convince the book spirit, he can increase the amount of merit accumulation. ”
Syllable!
Chen Yi snapped his fingers, extremely proud, and continued: "Then, helping suffering beings get out of the sea of suffering can be regarded as merit. ”
"Count. The book spirit replied in the affirmative.
Chen Yi rolled his eyes, and said: "The act of punishing evil and promoting good can also be regarded as accumulating merit." ”
Shu Ling replied without thinking about it: "Count." ”
The corners of Chen Yi's mouth raised, and he continued with a wicked smile: "It is also a merit to help lonely creatures get rid of long-term loneliness and gain incomparable happiness." ”
Shu Ling also replied simply: "Count." ”
Chen Yi laughed, almost dying of joy, and hurriedly asked Shuling: "Then, if, what I said is if." If I help Guanyin Bodhisattva get rid of her long-term loneliness and let her live a beautiful life every day, how many merit points can I get?"
Shuling didn't feel it, Chen Yi's words had a strong sense of obscenity, and he still gave the answer quickly: "Guanyin Bodhisattva is a half-step Buddha realm, if you accumulate merit on her, you can get five billion merit points." ”
Boom!
Chen Yi really didn't stand firm, sat directly on the floor, and muttered: "I'm a good girl! Is this a rhythm that scares people to death? If you sleep with a goddess, you can still get five billion merit points, which is more profitable than a little white face! This business must be done quickly!"
Although Chen Yi spoke very quietly, it can be said that only he can hear it. But Shuling naturally heard it clearly in his mind, and finally understood what the monk really thought in his heart.
At the same time, Shuling was also frightened by Chen Yi's idea of these bunkers, and even Guanyin wanted to sleep, how dare you! You are a half-immortal, and you are a half-step Buddha, and the gap between them is bigger than the sky, can it work?
Moreover, Guanyin is a person in Buddhism, and he has long been pure in the six roots. Becoming a woman is also the last wish. Now that people are bent on saving the suffering, how can they talk about men and women with your bald head? It's just whimsical!
However, Chen Yi doesn't care what Shuling thinks, what he has to do is to speed up the pace of pursuing Guanyin and embrace the goddess as soon as possible. Maybe you can give birth to a bunch of little fairies.
Chen Yi cut off the connection with the book spirit, and pretended to chant the scriptures cross-legged, which was still very much the same thing.
"Master, the disciple has buried all the monks according to your instructions. Sun Wukong walked over, picked up the teapot on the table and drank it as he spoke, not seeing it at all, he, the master, was pretending.
"I'm tired of my grandson!" Sun Wukong lay directly on the table, panting and said, "Master, don't read it, they have all gone to Hades to report, and you don't need your old man to overdo it." ”
Chen Yi stopped, got up slowly, looked at Sun Wukong and said: "You monkey head, you are full of energy when you make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and you are tired of burying dozens of monks? ”
Hula!
Sun Wukong immediately jumped up, his eyes lit up and said, "Really, thank you, master, thank you!"
Chen Yi was very cold, went out with a Zen stick, and said softly: "For the teacher, he must do what he says, he must do what he does, and he never speaks." Monkey, grab your stuff and let's continue on our way. ”
As soon as he heard that Chen Yi was going to give himself a credit, Sun Wukong was naturally overjoyed, and he was much more energetic when he got to work. Carrying a suitcase in one hand and a little white dragon in the other, humming an unknown monkey song, he headed west.
Chen Yi lay flat on the back of the little white dragon, thinking about the fast and effective method of chasing girls. Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, sat up, put his hand into his arms, and took out the 'Tuofan Dan' sent by Nezha.
"It's stupid to have good things that you don't need!"
After laughing at himself, Chen Yi opened his mouth and swallowed the Tuo Fan Dan. Close your eyes and wait for the moment when you become an immortal.