Chapter 23: Business and Private Affairs
Everyone has their own little abacus, Li Ghost has it, Zhang Fan'an has it, Li Yuan has it, Li Jiancheng has it, and Wukong certainly has it, which is not an uncommon thing, nor is it a big bad thing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wukong's little abacus is very simple, that is, to keep Li Tang immortal for ten years, and he can be a chef for another ten years.
Although his little abacus is a bit unproductive, in order to realize his little abacus, Wukong decided to make up a small lie.
"Really! I, I'm not really a big guy. I, I'm actually just a puppet!" Goku emphasized again, his pitiful identity that he couldn't help himself.
The whole room, one counts as one, and all of them look at Goku speechlessly, unable to understand what tricks he is trying to play.
"Oh, after a long time, you're not my lord. So, do you want to say that in fact, the real lord has already decided, and Li Tang's country name can be retained in the future and become an independent country?
"Yes, yes, yes, I ...... That's what the lord means. This one...... Of course, some regulatory measures, that are still necessary. After a serious sermon here, Wukong secretly glanced at everyone, and when he saw that everyone didn't speak, he hurriedly followed.
"First, he ordered Bing Yuanzhi to be the provincial servant of Li Tang's subordinates and supervise the formulation of all Li Tang's decrees. Second, Yao Junsu was ordered to be the general of Li Tang's forbidden army, in charge of all the defenses of Daxing, and no one was allowed to interfere. Third, the Nuclear Winter City will be under the control of Beisui in the future. Fourth...... Fourth....... Wukong was extremely hesitant, and after saying two fourths in a row, he suddenly looked up at Li Ruofeng, he gritted his teeth, and continued to preach loudly.
"Fourth! All the land north of Taiyuan is under the control of Ghost Li! That broken checkpoint that you have been guarding all day long will not have to be guarded in the future! These are the four conditions I have proposed. Father-in-law, as long as you agree to these four points, you will still be Li Tang's lord!" After speaking, Wukong looked at Li Yuan seriously, waiting for his choice.
After Li Yuan listened to these four conditions, he was directly stunned in surprise, Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji were also stunned, only Li Ruofeng was alone, his eyes were extremely complicated, and he looked at his husband stupidly.
The four conditions proposed by Wukong are too generous for Li Tang, so generous that they are almost like fakes.
So much so that Li Yuan thought that Wukong was playing with him and deliberately teasing him.
"This ...... , virtuous son-in-law...... Actually, you just need to give our Li family a title and leave us a way to live. We're already satisfied. As long as...... , just leave a way for our Li family to live!" Li Yuan pleaded with his son-in-law very firmly.
After this sudden catastrophe, Li Yuan was completely disheartened, and he didn't think about anything like the emperor's hegemony now.
The only thing Li Yuan wanted at this time was just to find a way to make a living for his people.
Wukong Xin said: "If you are not the lord of the country, how can I continue to stay here and not leave." You must be the lord of this country. Thinking of this, he said to Li Yuan very sincerely.
"I ...... Whether I can be a colt in the future or not, let's talk about it later. You must agree to these four conditions. This...... , which is my only task. I, as soon as I have completed this task, my lord will agree to let me go. Yes, I can be a chef in peace of mind in the future. If you promise, you will help me!" As he spoke, Wukong came to Li Yuan's side and shook his hands hard.
At this time, everyone understood how Wukong's little abacus worked.
"You damn bastard-!liar-hmm...... You promised me to return to Shengtian, you promised me! Hmm...... You've got a big man--you just want to stay here...... How can you, like this? Hmm....... Yang Wei cried in pain and shouted loudly to Wukong.
Wukong hurriedly ran to Yang Wei's side, hugged her into his arms, and then comforted her painfully and helplessly: "How could I lie to you? How could I not have a lord......? This one...... , your brother, yes, is that your brother? Isn't he my lord? I'm a loyal servant!"
"Loyal ministers are ghosts, you are the world's number one corrupt official, a big traitor, and a super pervert stinky little egg. Who wants to marry you, I am a dignified princess of Dasui, how can I marry you a married man? Yang Wei lay in Wukong's arms and said to him very happily.
If no one else flirts with them, the others will be uncomfortable.
However, the boss is coaxing women, who dares to say anything without eyes?
"Brother-in-law, you are really too much! Have you considered my sister's feelings in front of my sister, hugging other women? I said that it was not my sister who harmed you, why don't you believe it?" Li Jiancheng shouted angrily at Wukong.
When he opened his mouth, Li Yuan and Li Yuanji were frightened, and before Li Yuan reprimanded his eldest son, Li Ruofeng said painfully.
"Big brother, you don't have to ...... for me. Before Li Ruofeng finished speaking, Li Jiancheng quickly took the words.
"I won't explain it to you! Do you still deserve to be your eldest brother? You can send someone to my second brother's mansion right now and find that disguise master! You ask him if he pretended to be my sister that day and plotted against you!" Li Jiancheng asked Wukong fearlessly.
Anyway, he has completely figured out Wukong's personality, and he is not afraid that Wukong will kill him at all, so he dares to lie to Wukong in front of him so blatantly.
"It's me—it's ...... that day!" Before the loyal imposter in the corner could finish speaking, Goku angrily interrupted him.
"Shut up! Li Jiancheng, do you really think I'm an idiot? You said it yourself! I didn't drink that day when I felt that the situation was wrong. Are you the one who knocked me out with a punch in my back, mercilessly?
Everyone was frightened by Wukong's roar, and everyone unanimously set their eyes on Li Ruofeng.
Li Yuan, Li Yuanji, and Li Jiancheng all stared at her, hoping that she could give an answer that was most beneficial to the Li family.
"Yes, I was the one who knocked you out that day. As the overlord of Dasui, you shamelessly ran to Daxing and deceived my father and emperor to marry me to you. Your marriage to me is a scam at all! A shameless scam that you have carefully planned! Are you my husband? Have you told me the truth? You are a shameless liar! You are my enemy Li Tang!" Li Ruofeng shouted to Wukong angrily with tears in her eyes.
"Sister, you misunderstood your brother-in-law, he can't help himself. "Sister, how can you wronged your brother-in-law like this?" "Ruofeng, the virtuous son-in-law's sincerity to you is obvious to all! Hurry up and apologize to him, hurry up!" Li Yuan and the three of them turned pale and persuaded Li Ruofeng.
"Do you know why I came to Big Star? You don't know. Do you know why I'm going to marry you? Forget it, you can think whatever you like. I...... , I'm lying to you, but, does it really matter, does it matter!" Goku said with tears in his eyes, and after a weak sigh, he continued tiredly.
"Li Tang's matter is so decided, a few of you will sign a covenant in a while. From now on, I am no longer Li Tang's concubine. Let's all go, I want to be alone. With that, Goku waved his hand and kicked everyone out of the living room.
He sat alone in the empty living room with his eyes closed, licking his wounds alone.