Chapter 647: Crisis Emerges

"Damn, you're going to get smaller?" Xin Ran exclaimed in surprise.

"What's so strange about that. I can still get bigger. As Brother Tian spoke, he suddenly fell to the ground and turned into a three-foot tall giant.

"Hey, it's fun, it's fun! Teach me, okay?" Xin Ran cheered.

"It's okay to teach you. But you don't have any mana at all, and you can't change it even if I teach you. ”

Brother Tian pondered and explained: "If you really want to learn, you have to hurry up and practice, starting with the basic skills." When you get to the point of transformation, you can change. ”

"How long does it take to get to the point of transformation?" Xin Ran asked expectantly.

Brother Tian looked up to the sky and thought, "A stupid person can't practice it in his life." A person who has a little bit of creation will have to be three or four hundred years. But you, you've been transformed by my aura, and you've been cultivating for about one or two hundred years. ”

"What are you talking about? One or two hundred years?" Xin Ran glared and shouted: "I'm afraid that in less than a hundred years, I will die!

"Who told you not to eat my feet. If you want to eat it, you don't dare to say it, you are the physique of shit, and you can live for a thousand years!" Brother Tian said proudly, holding his head high.

"You just cut your heel and blow it to death! Hey, no, the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, aren't you scolding me?" Xin Ran glared and shouted.

"The heart of a villain! unreasonable!" Brother Tian put his little hand behind his back and shook his head again and again with disdain.

"Hey, what do you mean by blowing the heel cut to death?"

"To kill a pig, you have to blow to remove the hair. Don't you know? Then you're killing pigs and blowing your ass, layman!" Xin Ran laughed evilly.

"You call me a pig?" asked Brother Tian with glaring eyes.

"I didn't say you were a pig. I mean you're bragging!"

"Didn't you mean to brag about pigs, why are you bragging again?" Brother Tian was puzzled, and his head was as big as a fight.

"I don't even know how to blow the air. It seems that you are really stupid here. Hurry up and go out with me and open your eyes!" Xin Ran shook his head and shouted.

"Why did it become blowing again? What the hell are you blowing?" Brother Tian became more and more confused.

"Bragging!haha......" Xin Ran couldn't help but laugh.

"It's really a day in the cave, and it's been a thousand years in the world. Brother Tian shook his head again and again, muttering: "I really have to go and see it." Otherwise, you don't understand anything. Isn't it a waste of this great creation? ”

Xin Ran hurriedly hit the snake with the stick, and the ghost head toad smiled with a smile: "That's right." Hey, do you know how to beat and kill people? Teach me a few tricks first, and more life-saving tricks......"

"Ahh I've got to hide. But where am I hiding?"

In an instant, Brother Tian was in a hurry.

"Don't scare Ben Shao, who wants to arrest you? Why do you want to arrest you?" Xin Ran also followed Brother Tian's gaze and looked around suspiciously.

"Oh, you probably don't know yet, I fused the original Heavenly Lingzhi and Heavenly Ginseng Fruit here. It's equivalent to immortal medicine, and they came for my immortal medicine. Brother Tian stomped his feet.

As soon as Xin Ran regained his memory, he had many more lifetimes of experience. For the preciousness and importance of the elixir, it must be better understood. Hearing Brother Tian say this, he immediately understood the seriousness of the problem. His eyes rolled wildly, and he hurriedly came up with an idea: "You hide and go back to the original soil!"

"Oh no, these people will do everything they can to find me now that they have discovered the aura here. Brother Tian shook his head again and again. Swirling around, like ants on a hot pan.

"Otherwise, you will become small and hide in my arms. Xin Ran hurriedly opened his arms.

"No, I hid it, but I can't hide it. Brother Tian jumped to his feet in a hurry.

"Isn't there a way to hide the aura?" Xin Ran calmed down and asked calmly.

"Of course there is, dripping blood on my body can cover the aura. Brother Tian hurriedly said.

"Damn! Then what are you waiting for, get smaller!" Xin Ran shouted in a low voice, put his hand into his mouth and was about to bite, but suddenly changed his mind, quickly took off the shoe on his left foot, lifted his own foot, and bit his big toe to bleed. took Brother Tian, who had become the size of a finger, and rubbed it on the toes of the stinky coaxing, and saw that Brother Tian was stained red with blood. Xin Ran rolled his eyes, and did not hide Brother Tian in his arms, but put him in his mouth at once.

"What are you doing, you want to swallow me first?" Brother Tian shouted in fear.

"Don't scream, make it smaller, or I won't be able to hide you." Xin Ran whispered indistinctly. The intestines are all repentant, and I wanted to stink Brother Tian, but I ate the bitter fruit. At the last moment, Xin Ran suddenly realized that his mouth was the safest place.

Although Brother Tian is not very proficient in worldly things, he is also an old man. In an instant, he understood Xin Ran's intentions, and hurriedly continued to get smaller, hiding in Xin Ran's mouth.

Xin Ran put on his shoes unhurriedly, faced the lake, sat on the stone railing, swayed his legs, and sang a nursery rhyme: "The river has no head, the sea is boundless, the cow has no teeth, and the dog has no liver......"

Whoosh, swish, swish, with the sound of clothes breaking through the air, several people landed in the pavilion, one of them, grabbed the back of Xin Ran's neck and pulled him over.

"I'm ...... Oh, who's it, what are you doing......" Xin Ran opened his teeth and claws, struggling with his limbs, screaming nonsense in his mouth, his eyes rolling around, observing the comer.

I saw that the people who came were three great lamas, wearing purple cockscomb Buddha hats and purple robes. They are all tall and strong, fierce-eyed people. and all of them were surprised, staring at Xin Ran greedily.

A foul smell made Xin Ran feel sick. The monk who grabbed Xin Ran bent his arm and brought Xin Ran in front of him, twitching his nose while watching carefully, inhaling loudly and sniffing hard. It seems that Xin Ran is regarded as a delicacy, and he can't swallow it in one bite.

"Damn, hey, what kind of monster are you? Ben Shao's meat is sour and smelly, and I can't eat it......" Xin Ran was so frightened that he forgot his disgust, and struggled to shout in horror. He could see that this great lama really had the intention of swallowing him in one gulp.

"Poof", Xin Ran was so frightened that he let out a loud fart and shouted: "Put me down! I want to......"

"Amitabha, senior brother, this doll you grabbed is not a ginseng doll. Ginseng dolls don't fart, let alone poop. A stunned lama covered his nose and shouted.