Chapter 0077: The Monk's Means

The two Taoist boys led the way in front, constantly talking to each other and whispering something. The www.biquge.info also looked back at Chen Yi from time to time, and the gaze in his eyes gradually changed from admiration to disdain.

How could these escape Chen Yi's eyes? Today, when he was at the foot of the mountain, he deliberately changed into an ordinary monk's robe, the purpose of which was to see if these Taoist boys were snobbish.

Now it seems that it is also nine or eight ten.

The two boys paused at a fork in the road, whispered a few words, and then began to lead the way. took Chen Yi's master and apprentice directly to a small courtyard in the middle of nowhere, and arranged them here.

Immediately, the two boys turned around and left, how could they still be polite? Don't talk about it, mention anything about fasting.

"Two little friends. Chen Yi smiled slightly and said, "Is this the residence where Zhenyuan Daxian arranged for us to wait?"

The boy said coldly: "Exactly, do you still think that the master arranged for you to be in the upper room? It's nice to have a place, and you pick and choose, who do you think you are?"

"Little hairy boy, what are you talking about?" Sun Wukong jumped up suddenly, his face full of unhappiness.

Chen Yi waved his hand to stop Sun Wukong, and then looked at the two Tong Dao and said, "Well, monks shouldn't pay attention to these things." But the poor monk wanted to ask, can you get some fasting food for us? We haven't eaten yet. ”

The boy was about to say something, but the girl stopped him. Then, the girl looked at Chen Yi and said, "There must be a meal, please wait for a while." ”

As he spoke, he pulled the boy away quickly.

Looking at the backs of these two little hairy children, Sun Wukong was puzzled: "Master, these two little hairy children are so rude, why don't you let Lao Sun clean them up?

"Yes, yes, you should discipline and discipline well. ”

Zhu Bajie and the others also nodded again and again, and they seemed to know that they were all very willing to do it.

It's just that Chen Yi didn't agree, but the corners of his mouth raised, and he said with a wicked smile: "People are just arranging a poor place to live, what reason do you have to do it?

"Understood. ”

Although Sun Wukong and the others were a little unable to suppress their anger, they were still very obedient in front of Chen Yi, so they could only endure him first. Just wait for the master to speak, and these two little hairy children will be punished and punished well.

After a while, the two Dao Tong returned, indeed holding the fast food in their hands, and sent it to Chen Yi and them. But it's just a meal, not even a kimchi, and the portion is still very small, it is estimated that there is less than a bowl per person.

Zhu Bajie thought about it so much that he wanted to be angry, if he didn't dare to disobey Chen Yi's instructions, he estimated that he would jump more seriously than Sun Wukong. Just this dry rice, there are still some miscellaneous things in it, can it be eaten by people? It's just too indifferent to them.

Chen Yi also suppressed his anger and spoke again: "Two little Taoist friends, why are these rice with sundries? ”

"Hmph!" the girl snorted and said, "Do you still want to drink and eat a lot of meat? Eat and live for nothing, and still want to eat well and live well?" Do you have money?"

Chen Yi continued to suppress the displeasure in his heart, and then said: "It's just, it's such a dry meal, how can I swallow it?"

The boy threw over a look of extreme contempt: "This is the meal prepared for you monks who eat for nothing, can't you swallow it?"

As he spoke, he kicked the table away, spilling the rice on the ground, and said proudly: "In this way, can you swallow it? ”

After finishing speaking, the two boys raised their heads and laughed, looking like they were looking for a fight.

At this moment, Chen Yi finally didn't choose to endure it anymore, stood up with a snort, and waved his hand: "Disciples, let them taste our methods!"

"Howler!"

Sun Wukong and the others were waiting for this sentence, without the slightest hesitation, and immediately jumped over. Before the two boys understood what was going on, they were already caught by Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie and pressed to the ground.

"Let go of me, let go of us!" the girl screamed, struggling hard. But Zhu Bajie is also a true immortal ninth-order existence, and her hands are infinitely strong, so she can't break free.

"Stinky monk, you are so bold, let us go quickly!" The boy shouted and threatened: "You are simply a group of mountain barbarians, if you don't let us go, when our master comes back, you will be skinned and cramped!"

Chen Yi swooped down and sat down on the table, waved the bag on the suitcase, opened it slowly, and said with a wicked smile: "Forget about peeling and cramping, it's a bit cruel, you can have a few slaps or something." ”

Monk Sha and Xiao Bailong immediately understood, and raised their hands to jerk violently, who could care about him three-seven-twenty-three.

Bang Bang Bang ......

The crisp thrashing sound echoed in the room, and you could tell how painful it was, and it made people panic!

However, when this voice came into Chen Yi's ears, how wonderful it was, like a moving symphony, why did it sound so comfortable?

"Ah!" the boy cried out, "Evil monk, you dare to beat us, you are doomed!"

Chen Yi glanced at the boy slightly, and said lightly: "It seems that the spirit is quite good, it seems that the fight is not strong enough." Lao Sha, little white dragon, haven't you eaten for a few days?

Hearing this, Monk Sha and Xiao Bailong pumped even more violently, using all their hands, opening their bows left and right, and their strength was much greater than just now.

Bang Bang Bang ......

The rhythmic sound made Chen Yi close his eyes and enjoy it, and nodded slightly: "Yes, yes, this is a beautiful sound." We have to pay attention to art when beating people, right?"

Those two boys wanted to say something, but where did they dare to speak up now? This hateful monk is too vicious. Now I can only admit it, and when the master comes back, I must sue and let the master punish these stinky bald asses!

After about five minutes, Chen Yi stopped Monk Sha and Xiao Bailong, but it would be a bit too much to whip the two Dao Tong alive.

When Monk Sha and Xiao Bailong stopped, they heard Zhu Bajie shouting: "Wow Ka Look, these two guys are more like pigs than my old pigs, laughing at me to death!"

At this moment, the two boys were not only drawn into pigs' heads, but also colored pigs' heads, blue, red, purple and green, all the same, even if their old lady was there, they couldn't recognize it.

The two Dao Tong finally breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Chen Yi with hatred and jealousy, hoping that this monk could let them leave so that they could take pills to heal their wounds.

It's a pity that Chen Yi hasn't played enough, so he took out a chicken leg from the bag and instructed while gnawing on it: "If the food is thrown on the ground, it is a waste and very shameful." Let's let them eat, see that they are also very busy. ”

This time, it was Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie who did it, one of them was in charge of a Taoist boy, grabbed the rice mixed with mud and sand on the ground, and raced very rudely into the Taoist boy's mouth, and let the family eat more, eat more.