Chapter 04: Glorious Mending
At the east gate of the inner palace of Shengtian Palace, in the courtyard where one hundred men live and train together, fifty little cloud-clad slave apes wearing breeches and belly pockets and holding jade and gold ceremonial guns are standing motionless under the sun at this time, carrying out posture training that must be done every day. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The handsome cloud-clad monkey ape with a height of 3 meters, a slender body, wearing a straight dress, and a serious expression, that is, Lord Xia Yu, the head of the East Gate Gate, was walking back and forth at the front of the queue elegantly at this time.
"What is the most important thing to be a glorious doorman?" asked Xia Yu flatly.
"Loyalty, majesty!" shouted the forty-nine little cloud-cloaked apes in unison.
"Loyalty, majestic ....... Wukong said weakly.
After Lord Xia Yu turned around and glared at Wukong, he said flatly: "The little egg is out of the ranks." ”
The fifty little cloud-clothed apes stood motionless, and no one came out of the ranks.
"Little egg out of the line!" Lord Xia Yu frowned slightly, and repeated the order loudly.
At this time, a burly little slave ape behind Wukong kicked Wukong's little ass quickly, kicking Wukong out of the queue directly.
"Little Dan, you're standing right in front of the line now. Lord Xia Yu said to Wukong flatly.
"Got it....... After Wukong replied weakly, he stood at the front of the line.
"Little chicken, small outside, small box, small bi, out of the queue for execution. Lord Xia Yu said flatly.
The four little slave apes who looked exactly the same happily came to the newcomer's side, raised the guns in their hands, and began to beat the little egg fiercely.
Wukong stood bored, motionless and let the four little apes loosen his bones, he still liked this kind of execution that was more enjoyable than punishing.
It's not because Wukong is a fool who likes to be beaten, it's just that if you let four little apes who have no cultivation at all beat a peerless demon ape whose physical fitness has reached the ninth level of the Yang God, even if you are tired of these four little apes, you can't hurt Wukong half a hair.
Of course, the way it should be pretended, it must still be pretended, otherwise, it won't hurt everyone's feelings too much.
"Hey, I'm in pain. "Oh yo yo, calf, don't hit my calf, my calf is the most afraid of hitting, ah...... It hurts. "Yes, yes, don't hit my thighs, my thighs are also very afraid of beating, ah...... It hurts. ”...... , Wukong is very fake and very cheap, and makes all kinds of sour cries that hate the dead and don't pay for their lives.
After a full hour, the four little apes were almost exhausted and half dead, and Goku was happy to end the boring game.
"Ah, I fainted. After Wukong shouted, he slowly lay on the ground very scoundrelly, looked at the surrounding scenery, and slowly closed his eyes.
Lord Xia Yu angrily saw this farce from beginning to end, and now he almost hates those stupid orangutans in the personnel department!
At the beginning, the pink moon slave ape of the personnel department sent him Xiaodan's resume, saying that because Xiaodan's caregiver died, this chubby little slave ape was assigned to him from the back kitchen.
In the column that introduces Xiao Dan, it is said that Xiao Dan is silent, honest, able to bear hardships and stand hard work, and also has certain chef skills, and is an excellent slave ape worth cultivating.
But what is the actual situation?
This newcomer made a serious mistake of being late on the first day of reporting, which made Lord Xia Yu feel very dissatisfied at the time, and then, in the next two months, as Lord Xia Yu got to know this little egg, he hated the pink moon slave in the personnel department more and more.
Yes, it's good that Xiaodan is taciturn, but he drags it like 2580000 all day long, what does it mean?
Yes, Xiaodan is honest and good, but he is fine all day long like an uncle, what does it mean?
Yes, Xiaodan is hard-working and hard-working, but he is beaten eight times a day like a massage, what does it mean?
Lord Xia Yu didn't have the slightest way to take the little egg, he had never seen such a strange cloud-cloaked slave ape in his life!
"You four carry him back, all listen, if anyone dares not train well, the little egg is your role model!" Lord Xia Yu shouted solemnly to the little slave apes.
"Got it! loyal, majestic!" cried out the forty-five little cloud-clothed apes in great fear.
This is Wukong's only value, to give all the little slaves, as a perfect negative teaching material.
"Big brother, the little egg is so heavy, let's just throw him into the flowers. The chick panted and said to the eldest brother.
"That's it, big brother, the little egg is too heavy. Xiaowai also said breathlessly.
"Big brother, throw him into the flowers, no one will find out every time anyway. "The locket has a good reason.
"Okay, just throw him into the flowers in front of you. "Xiaobi, as the eldest brother, made the final decision.
So, the four lazy little slave apes threw Wukong into a flower pond and left here with a smile.
Wukong lay on the soft lawn, opened his eyes and looked at the blue sky and white clouds above his head, and thought more and more of his relatives, friends, Erlin Temple, and Guoxian Mountain in his heart...... , and so on all about the human world.
Jing Jiashi told him that the time in the human world is 10 times slower than that in the demon world, he has been in the demon world for 10 years, and the human world has only passed for 1 year, so he doesn't have to be in a hurry, and there is time, but how can he not be in a hurry?
"You're in a good mood? A three-meter-tall cloud-clad ape jumped next to Wukong and said to him with a sneer.
"Oh, it's Lord Wilderness. I'm sorry, but I was physically punished, and now I'm too injured to get up, so I won't be on duty at night. Wukong didn't even look at the desolate lord who was the deputy manager, he said indifferently.
"Don't be embarrassed, don't you have forgotten who you really are, you have to act tonight, do you hear me?" said the Wild Lord angrily to Goku.
"The true identity of bullshit, just a doorkeeper, is it worth remembering all day long? Thinking of this, Wukong glanced at the wilderness with disdain, and said to the other party very provocatively.
"Lord Desolation, don't be ashamed. Tonight, I won't be on duty, do you hear clearly?" Wukong looked at the sky and said flatly.
"Are you crazy, kid? I'll ask you again one last time, if you participate in the action at night!" the Wild Lord yelled at Goku murderously.
"Get out. Wukong still looked at the sky and said flatly.
"Whoa, coward, traitor, die!" the Wild Lord stomped his two long beast teeth and stomped down on Goku's head.
Wukong stared at the sky motionlessly, letting the other party stomp on his head, until a minute later, when he felt impatient, he moved his little finger slightly and knelt the other person on the ground.
"Drink, you're not a little egg, ...... you?" Before he could finish his words, he felt a pain in his chest, and he fell to the ground softly, bidding farewell to the beautiful demon world forever.
"Why are you working so hard? I'm just skipping a shift, are you so unrelenting? Alas...... , I'm afraid of you, I can't go up tonight. With that, Goku slowly stood up and stomped on the ground.
As Wukong stomped on the ground, a crack in the ground more than ten meters deep, more than one meter long, and more than half a meter wide appeared in front of him.
"We have power, hey, we have power. Busy every day, hey, busy every day. guarded the inner courtyard of the Demon Palace and stepped out of a big hole. Transformed into a flower pond, it has changed, hey....... Our faces glowed red, and our sweat flowed down. Why? For liberation! Why? For liberation -- hey-hey-hey! For the complete liberation of the whole world!" Wukong kicked the desolation into the hole in the ground, and after filling the hole in the ground, he sang his own song sonorously, shaking his head and leaving the small flower pond.