Although he repeatedly said that he didn't laugh, he couldn't help but laugh in the end. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

He asked what was going on while helping Ziyi untie the red scarf tied to his body.

After the straps on Ziyi's body were untied, he felt that his hands and feet were numb, so he stretched his muscles and bones on the spot, and when his whole body could move, he shook his hand and gave Qian Fa an ear scraper.

Qian Fa was waiting for Ziyi to tell him what was going on, but he didn't expect that not only did he not get an answer, but he was shaved in the ear, it was really ......

He was stunned by this sudden ear scraper, covered his red and swollen cheeks, and said in a daze: Husband...... Madam...... You...... What are you...... What do you mean?

Ziyi pointed at his nose, howled and cried, and shouted: Oh, you dead old ghost, why did you come to save me now, do you want me to die soon, so that I can please a little wife?

Although he was shaved in the ears for no reason, he didn't dare to get angry, beating was kissing, scolding was love, and his wife kissed him, how could he be willing to get angry.

Not only did he not get angry, but he even showed a more charming smile and comforted people: No, no, I didn't want to...... By the way, wife, what's the matter with you?

It's great to have such a husband, if you are a woman, I suggest that when you look for a husband in the future, you must find such a husband, it is so happy.

Not only did I find a husband, but I also found a punching bag.

If it were me, I would have returned an ear scraper a long time ago, you dead woman, do you want to find death, you dare to beat your husband, then you have to get a divorce.

However, at that time, there was no divorce, only the husband was allowed to divorce his wife.

However, as far as money is concerned, don't talk about divorce from his wife, if his wife doesn't leave, he will be Amitabha, which is really a shame for our masters.

Ziyi rubbed the place where he was strangled just now and looked at Qian Fa.

Of course, although the man standing in front of her at this moment is a little less like a man, he is still her husband after all.

When she was bullied, she was able to cry on her shoulder, and of course her husband was in the end, although she didn't really want to cry on his shoulder.

She just wanted to lean on Sword Thirty's shoulder and cry, and then let Sword Thirty help her out.

However, at this moment, the short-lived ghost sword thirty is not here, so I have no choice but to take my husband's shoulder for the time being.

In the words of our men, blow out the lights, and all the women in the world are the same.

Now, I will lend this word to Ziyi again, that is, close your eyes, and the shoulders of all men in the world are also a virtue.

Ziyi leaned on Qian Fa's shoulder, crying and crying, and stammered: That's ...... Just now...... What am I doing in the house...... Suddenly, I saw a man wearing this red scarf flying in through the window...... Like a ghost...... So...... Of course, I had to ask him who he was...... What about him...... Let's just say it...... What kind of red turban envoy is he in the Mirror Palace...... So...... I asked him what he wanted to do...... The result...... He didn't say anything...... That's what I saw...... It exploded with a bang...... And then...... I'm going to faint...... That's how it went...... That...... Wake up...... I found myself tied up there.

What is the Mirror Palace, what is the Red Turban Messenger, what is this, anyway, there are so many rare terms, Qian Fa didn't understand it at all.

And that's not what he's concerned about at the moment.

What he is most concerned about at the moment is, of course, whether his wife has been taken advantage of by the so-called red scarf messenger of the Mirror Palace, eating tofu and the like.

So, he hurriedly touched the whole body of the purple cloth, and then, touring the most important parts of her body, muttered: What? You fainted? That exploding paper ball must be ecstasy, wife, have you been beaten by him this and that......

Before he finished speaking, he received another ear scraper on his face.

You really deserve it.

At this time, you don't first ask your wife if she has been hurt and if the places on your body are still painful, and show your concern a little, but you even open your mouth to ask your wife if she has been raped.

Of course, it is right to care about your wife's chastity, but even if you want to ask, then you should be tactful, so that she can be mentally prepared.

As a result, Qian Fa, the old bastard, was too anxious, and when he came up, he went straight to the point, it seems that it is really not good not to beat him.

Show teasing.

At this point, even I am a little indignant.

However, this is also something that cannot be helped.

In this world, there are many things that a man is afraid of, but if you were to ask him what he was most afraid of, the answer would of course be the most afraid of being cuckolded.

And what women are most afraid of, of course, is that they are most afraid that their husbands will suspect that they have cuckolded him.

Although Ziyi didn't know how many green hats he had worn for Qian Fa, after hearing this, he was still very angry, and he was simply mad.

She opened her bow left and right at Qian Fa's disgusting face, bang, bang, bang, just a few big-eared scrapers, and the whole yard was full of sounds.

After the fight, he stomped his feet again, slammed the table, slapped his hands and feet and scolded, and shouted: You dead ghost, what nonsense, no.

Although these ear scrapers beat Qian Fa's face like a pig's head, when he heard these words, Qian Fa not only did not become annoyed, but laughed grinningly, even more excited than eating a quack bean.

He touched the person in purple, and then, looking at the face of the purple cloth, he danced and said: Since there is none, then ...... That...... That would be great.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and they didn't cuckold themselves for their wives, no, it should be said that they didn't cuckold themselves for their wives, and it was worth going out for two drinks.

However, before he could go out to celebrate, Ziyi stared at him with wide eyes as if he suddenly remembered something, and he didn't know whether he was deliberately scaring him or was shocked.

She poked Qian Fa's head vigorously with her hand, and said faintly: "That's right, dead ghost, the man with the red turban just now told me that he was from Boss Gan's side, and he also asked me to tell you, so that you must not fight with Boss Gan and them again in the future." Otherwise, he will kill you, then...... That...... What he said...... It's not like I'm deliberately scaring you, yes, yes, you see this red bandana, he left it to warn you, if you don't obey, he said that he will use this red bandana to pull off your head in the future, tie it to your belt and kick it as a ball, how about it, scared, right?

Although Qian Fa had never heard of the Mirror Palace, the Red Turban Messenger, and he didn't even understand what she meant, he thought he was something, but he really understood the last few words.

When he heard that this man was going to twist his head off with a red turban and tie it to the waistband of his trousers, his heart immediately cooled in half, and he was terrified to death.