26. Crooked melons and cracked dates
The reason why the high-quality prostitutes are good, and the reason why those who are left behind is not because they are very professional and insist on their professional ethics all the time, but because life is too ugly, no one is willing to redeem them at all. Although his self-esteem has been greatly hurt, he has also been blessed by misfortune. Because after those good quality popular Hua Dan became good, the remaining crooked melons and cracked dates immediately filled the gap of Hua Dan and became the trump card of the brothel. It can really be said that things are rare and expensive, and it can be said that there are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is called the king.
Although the Jianghu people who came to consume were very dissatisfied with these crooked melons and cracked dates, there was nothing they could do, because there was only such a brothel in the huge snow town.
And there are only so many crooked melons and cracked dates in this only brothel, and crooked melons and cracked dates are crooked melons and cracked dates, after all, it is better than nothing.
When the fat old bustard like an elephant was greeting guests everywhere, he saw Jiang Feng dragging a big black bag and sweating profusely, and then threw the bag to the ground and began to snort and pant.
Jiang Feng casually pulled a stool and sat down, and when the fat old bustard saw that Jiang Feng, a young and chic guest who didn't look very rich, came to the door, he immediately ran over to say hello.
Jiang Feng's face was full of disdain, and he gently kicked the big black pocket and shouted at her, "Hey, don't talk nonsense, uncle, I've made a lot of money recently, I'm here to have fun, I plan to stay with you for ten days, good wine and good food are greeting, you most popular girl come to serve, don't think that the landlord's family has no surplus food, be careful to support you." ”
As soon as he heard this, the smile on the fat bustard's face was even fuller, like a pig humming, and said, "Welcome, welcome, my little enemy, don't say it's ten days, even if you stay for a hundred days, it's no problem, please sit, please sit, I'll go and prepare wine and food for you to greet the girl." ”
Jiang Feng hurriedly waved his hand at her and shouted, "Okay, okay, hurry up and take me to the room, send it over directly when the wine and food are ready, the girl will call after a while, fuck, I robbed so many gold shops and money houses in one night, I am almost exhausted, I want to sleep with her well, and when I have enough energy, I can have fun with the girl here." ”
Hearing this, the old bustard knew that he was telling a joke, but looking at the heavy big black bag he was dragging around, he couldn't help but be full of suspicion, and said, "Hey, little brother, what is in your big bag? ”
Jiang Feng immediately sank his face, patted it vigorously on the pocket, and then said with a serious face, "Of course it's gold, silver and jewelry, oh, there is also a beautiful big girl, I got it when I went out to rob, mainly because I am afraid that you will not have enough girls here." ”
Hearing this, the old bustard laughed again, laughing like a jujube tree full of fruit, and said loudly, "Ouch, little wrongdoer, you are laughing again, every girl here is as beautiful as a flower, and her kung fu is first-class, to ensure that you bloom everywhere, do you still need to take a girl from outside?"
Jiang Feng shrugged his shoulders at her, and said with a disdainful expression, "Oh, since you don't believe it, forget it, anyway, it's a big girl inside." ”
The old bustard touched his beautiful face, full of flirting and scolding, and said, "Even if our girl here doesn't serve you well, isn't there still mine, okay, my little enemy, go to the room first, and the wine and food and the girl will be there in a while." ”
Jiang Feng picked up the dozen bags and said loudly, "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense with you, I'm tired to death, I have no strength, don't bother me if you have nothing to do." ”
As soon as he arrived in the room, Jiang Feng seemed to have just carried a mountain full of brothels, and he couldn't support it anymore, so he sat on the ground with a "poof", gasping for breath.
The big black pocket fell off his shoulder and rolled to the ground.
At this time, the big black pocket suddenly moved a few times, and someone cut a long hole in it, and a clever and eccentric beautiful head came out of it, shouting at Jiang Feng, "Hey, stinky boy, this is the so-called best of both worlds idea you came up with?" Hmph, you actually let me hide in such a stinky and small pocket, and almost suffocated me to death, and besides, why did you throw me down with so much force just now, did you want to fall me to death?"
Jiang Feng's legs spread out and he looked aggrieved, and said, "Oh, my eldest lady, do you know that you are fat and heavy, and you almost exhausted me to death." ”
Hearing this, Feng Feifei seemed to hear that he was terminally ill, and a spirit jumped up from the ground, looked up and down, touched his nose, eyes, and cheeks, and kept saying, "Oh, yes, am I really fat now, where am I fat? Tell me, am I really fat? Fat is not good, ugly is ugly, I don't want to be a fat pig." ”
Looking at her appearance, Jiang Feng was still panting with a snort, and he was weak to say, "No, no, in fact, you are not fat at all, I just said it casually just now." ”
Feng Feifei pouted and said, "No, you must be lying to me, I must be fat, otherwise why would you say that I am fat, hurry up and tell me where I am fat? Oh, if I am so fat, then how should I see Jian Thirty in the future, no wonder he wants to secretly go to the Blade Snow Mountain Villa to see that damn Bai Ruwan, but he doesn't have a good face for me." ”
Jiang Feng was so annoyed by her suspicious posture that he couldn't do it anymore, so he had to point at her indiscriminately, and said impatiently, "Oh, your face is fat, okay?"
Feng Feifei held his cheeks in both hands, and kept narcissizing in front of the mirror on the dresser, "No, my face feels quite thin to the touch, it is a standard melon seed face." ”
Jiang Feng slowly got up from the ground and climbed on the table, holding his chin with his hand, and said weakly, "That is, your waist is too thick." ”
Feng Feifei turned around in front of the mirror, grabbed his waist with both hands and measured it, looked up and down again, and muttered, "My waist is also quite thin, it is the standard curvaceous waist of the ancients, where is it thick." ”
Jiang Feng was a little dizzy from the noise, and said in a voice that was about to die, "That's the fat feet." ”
Feng Feifei hurriedly put his feet on the stool, pinched back and forth in his boots, and said loudly, "No, my feet are very beautiful, although I was afraid of pain when I was a child, I didn't wrap it, but it can also be called a three-inch golden lotus. ”
Hearing Feng Feifei's hopelessly narcissistic words, Jiang Feng really had nothing to do, slapped the table vigorously, and said loudly, "Oh, my eldest lady, my eyes have covered your whole body, what do you want me to do? If you force me again, then I will have to say that your fourth leg is fat, but you don't, what do you want me to do?"
Feng Feifei said seriously, "How can a person have a fourth leg, the four-legged one is a monster, how can I be a monster, have you ever seen me such a beautiful and graceful monster?"
Jiang Feng muttered, "I'd rather see a monster now." ”
Feng Feifei looked at Jiang Feng, pointed to his nose, and said, "What did you say?"
Jiang Feng hurriedly said, "Oh, I said you are not a monster, I said you are a fairy in the sky, okay?"
Feng Feifei shook Jiang Feng's shoulder and said, "Good Jiang Feng, good friend, good partner, just tell me where I am fat, say it quickly." ”