Chapter 575: Happiness is not enjoyed

"I—I'm almost sixteen. Xin Ran-Qiu Jiutian smiled a little awkwardly.

"Then you're the youngest, so be an eighth for the time being. The Ninth Prince laughed.

"How to be an old eight, or temporary?" Xin Ran - Qiu Jiutian was a little puzzled.

The Ninth Prince said solemnly: "We are ranked according to age. If you don't want to come one day, you can't call you brother if you are older, right?"

Okay. When the big one has the obligation to be big, and the small one has the advantage of being small. The old eight is the old eight, as long as it's not the old king, it's not a big deal.

Xin Ran-Qiu Jiutian didn't dwell on this issue, but asked casually: "Then how can we worship this son?"

"This ......" The Ninth Prince was a little confused, obviously he had not heard such an incisive program of worship. He looked at Xin Ran-Qiu Jiutian, pointed his finger at the Gongxi medicine jar, and said happily: "This kid is the monkey-headed military master of our pit father's party, and he will explain these brain-using things." ā€

"Eighth, you're not right. The two monkey eyes of the Gongxi medicine jar were rolling around, and he said seriously: "We have fathers in the same pit, we have beaten and suffered together, we have stabbed brothers, and we are blessed to enjoy ourselves! This is the program of our pit fathers!"

"Damn! I still worship the chicken feathers like this, and I can't just play my own land. Xin Ran-Qiu Jiutian shook his head again and again: "The reason why I bow down is to help each other." Share the blessings and the difficulties. You have a knife to pierce your brother, blessed but enjoy yourself, is this still called a brother?"

"Hehe, you're bullshit!" Gongxi Medicine Jar shouted disapprerovingly: "What do you mean to be blessed and shared? You and your lady enjoy the farts every day, can we go together? You get the throne of the emperor, can we sit together? If the knife is not pierced on the brother, the knife is pierced on someone else, will people let you pierce it?"

"Grandma......" Xin Ran - Qiu Jiutian was speechless.

This kid is right! The happiness of the daughter-in-law cannot be enjoyed together. The throne of the emperor is occupied by only one person. The knife has to be stabbed by the brother, and the other people are not allowed to stab it......

"Hehe, eighth brother, this time I understand the introductory etiquette of our pit father's party, why are we spitting at each other, right?" The ninth prince shouted happily: "It's not buddy, who told you to spit? When you want to smack someone, you can only find a buddy, and when you have a knife and nowhere to pierce, you can find a brother!"

"Damn! Who came up with such a great idea?" Xin Ran muttered Qiu Jiutian.

"Hehe, who else could there be. Naturally, it's our boss of the cheat. Gongxi Medicine Jar shouted with a smile: "You didn't look at our boss's head, it's really amazing." There's more bad stuff in there than. ā€

"The sun is immortal!Are you Kuaye, or Kuaye?" The prince's generous face turned into a generous flower, and he smiled shyly: "Ye is not so good, you have to continue to work hard!"

"Hey, are you still swearing or not? If you don't pray, you will eat, you will starve to death. The fat one was like a big fat pig, stroking his fat belly, and shouting with a bitter face.

"It's just, starving. "The stupid big man is as salty as the sea, and he also pats his stomach and screams.

"Bye-bye-bye-bye!, go, go into the shrine and bow down!" the pit daddy laughed and shouted, "A bunch of hungry ghosts!"

Everyone rushed into the shrine like a swarm. Xin Ran - Qiu Jiutian saw that in the tall hall, there was only a huge and hideous and terrifying stone carved wolf, flying proudly above the blue sky and white clouds.

It was a white wolf, with wings and cold eyes, patrolling the earth.

"What kind of wolf is this? Heavenly wolf?" Xin Ran-Qiu Jiutian asked with some uncertainty.

The pit father prince nodded solemnly and said, "It can also be called a heavenly wolf." Actually, we all call it the Holy Lord. It is the totem of our Kui Wood Wolf Country. The people of our country ask it to witness any major ceremony. Our worship is a sacred event, and we must ask it to bear witness. ā€

"How do you worship?" Xin Ran - Qiu Jiutian was afraid of making jokes again, so he could only follow the customs.

"Well, let the Monkey Saint preside over it. We people know a lot of bullshit!"

"Come, come, all of you stand up. Lined up and saluted to the Holy Lord. The Gongxi medicine jar took the chicken feathers as an arrow, and opened it up with a whirl.

Xin Ran - Qiu Jiutian is a fool to look at the next door for the New Year, as everyone crossed their hands and hugged them in front of their chests, under the order of the Gongxi medicine jar, they bowed to the Holy Lord three times.

"Bow, bow, bow! Follow Lao Tzu to recite the oath: Your Excellency, the Holy Lord, our eight brothers, bow down in front of your old man. There are fathers in the same pit, there are beatings and suffering, there are pit brothers jumping, and they are blessed to enjoy themselves. Please bear witness. If there is a person who violates his promise, there are chickens that cannot be used, and they cannot give birth to children, and the birth of children is also someone else's, and there is no ** ...... to give birth to children"

"I rely on ......" Xin Ran-Qiu Jiutian laughed and was speechless again.

What kind of bullshit oath is this?!But those guys are really talking about it.

Fortunately, the oath was taken quickly. Everyone rushed out again in a swarm to kill the barbecue food.

If you truly fulfill your vows, you will be blessed and enjoy yourself. One by one, they frantically grabbed the food, biting it heavily, chewing it quickly, and swallowing it hard.

Xin Ran - If the meat of just two or three catties in nine days is in the stomach, it is rising terribly. did not participate in the food grabbing action, but watched with grinning teeth.

The Nine Princes were the first to grab the big lizard. The stupid big salt is like a sea and grabs that piece of meat. The medicine jar grabbed the hedgehog. The little fat pig firewood is endless, and the little white-headed vinegar lake pulls the python that is more than a foot long in half. The black thin monkey Mi Ruoshan moved half a beat slower, and could only gnaw on the string of rats with a bitter face.

The bald sauce is left, chasing the salt like a sea to beg, hoping to get a piece.

Xin Ran - Qiu Jiutian didn't know that the land of Kuimu Wolf Country was barren, there were constant wars, and food was extremely scarce. Even the children of these illustrious families, although they are not hungry, they are not able to do whatever they want, pick and choose the fat and the thin. Grabbing food is a must for their survival.

Therefore, as long as they can eat something, they can eat it.

For example, if the big lizard kills Xin Ran-Qiu Jiutian, he will not rush to eat it. It's disgusting.

And Gongsun Jide, who is a prince, is holding that disgusting guy, biting frantically and swallowing quickly.

Near the unbaked part of the inside, there were still bright red bloodshots, but he ate with all his strength regardless of it.

"Hmph, dare to steal the Holy Lord's food, give me a beating!" With a sharp shout, more than a dozen eighteen or nineteen-year-old teenagers rushed out of the woods and killed the pit daddy gang.

There are no extra words, a dozen teenagers, frantically attacking the pit daddy gang. More often than not, it is aimed at the food in their hands. Desperately snatching, biting and swallowing with all his might.