Xie Qianchou began to tell his stories about his experiences in the rivers and lakes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Of course, it was not called Xie Qianchou at the beginning.

His name is Xiao Qi.

He has been an outcast since he was a child.

He lost his father at the age of three and his mother at the age of five.

Therefore, he has been out to beg for a living since he was a child.

Luckily, he met the elder of the Poor People's Gang, Old Laugh.

Always laughing, always laughing.

Lao Xiao not only took Xiao Qi everywhere to find a life, but even taught him to read and practice martial arts.

It can be said that Lao Xiao has influenced Xiao Qi's outlook on life, values and aesthetics.

Lao Xiao was born in the Poor Gang, informal, cynical, pretentious, amorous since ancient times, and often talks about women who are still minors. said that those ladies who hid in the deep boudoir as ladies, talked about the plump and pleasant beautiful women in the green building, and said that those chivalrous women who did not love red makeup and loved arms......

Over time, Xiao Qi, who had been forced to recite a belly of poetry and songs, began to fall in love.

He loved the maidservants of the local families.

I love the long hair of the servant, I love the bright eyes of the handmaid, I love the deep dimples of the handmaiden, I love the handmaiden's bulging breasts and upturned ass......

But all his love, in exchange, was the pain of a hundred generations after the second son of the rich family took the maid into a partial house.

Lao Xiao, who depended on him for his life, also died because of the infighting of the Poor People's Gang.

Little abandonment, once again becoming an outcast.

He began a new round of wandering, village after village, village after village......

In the end, I didn't know what to do, so I wandered to the imperial capital and became a diner in Prince Guo's mansion.

At that time, Prince Guo had not yet rebelled.

He is accumulating strength for future rebellions and recruiting dead soldiers.

Xiao Qi, who has grown into a big abandonment, has become one of the diners with the three-legged cat kung fu he learned from Lao Xiao.

During this time, although his life was still sluggish, he would not go hungry, and he also took the opportunity to learn from other diners to continue to hone his martial arts.

With the improvement of martial arts, his poetry and writing skills also began to improve.

Make some sour poems every day.

He was in desperate need of a soulmate.

In his opinion, the best bosom friend is a woman.

So, he fell in love with Prince Guo's woman.

I love her smile, I love her cheeks, I love the white shirt she wears, I love her leaning against the window and teasing a line of egrets in the sky......

Xiao Qi is almost crazy in love.

But the woman loved so much that she hated her.

At that time, Qiu Wanqian had already relied on his martial arts to become a first-class diner in Prince Guo's mansion, riding the best horses, drinking the best wine, living in the best houses, eating the best food, and loving the best beauties......

Prince Naguo's concubine was the most beautiful woman in the palace.

Although Prince Guo's face hatred did not dare to express it, the princess, who was born in Hongchen, loved and hated many people like crazy......

Xiao Qi was very unconvinced......

Challenged Qiu Wanqian many times to prove that he was stronger than Qiu Wanqian and more suitable for the princess than Qiu Wanqian.

The first challenge, the failure......

Second challenge, failed......

Until Prince Guo and Prince Chi rebelled and were exterminated, he was defeated at the hands of Qiu Wanqian twenty-nine times.

Later, the two princes were suppressed, and Xiao Qi completely disappeared in the rivers and lakes.

And Qiu Wanqian, he turned around and became the leader of the Zhongzhou Martial Arts League.

During the period of disappearance, it was the most depressed day for Xiao Qi, and he was almost giving up on himself.

Because the princess has already been beheaded in that rebellion.

Xiao Qi felt that his life had completely lost his purpose......

If he hadn't met someone, his life might have been explained like this......

The person he met was Gu Yong, the "horse face" who crossed over.

Two guys with almost the same background hit it off at first sight.

Xiao Qi told Gu Yong about his twenty-nine failures, and Gu Yong told him about Jin Yong, Gu Long, Zhou Xingchi, the third young master, and the good friends who crossed over together......

Later, Gu Yong said goodbye to Xiao Qi, saying that he wanted to see this world called "Wulin Legacy".

And Xiao Qi turned around and became a person who understood Qianchou, pretended to be Bai Xiaosheng, lived in the Dicui River in Chongdugou, and waited for the arrival of Wen Zhuyuan.

We all know the rest of the story.

This is all the rivers and lakes that solve a thousand sorrows.

He just chattered to Wen Zhuyuan.

Wen Zhuyuan touched the scar on his neck while listening and drinking, and said with a smile: "Oh, it turns out that you want to write a novel based on your own experience?"

Xie Qianchou probably hasn't understood this very fashionable word: "novel?"

Wen stopped and said: "Oh, it's your "Jianghu Experience". ”

Xie Qianchou sighed and said, "Actually, the biggest motivation that finally made me decide to calm down and write down my experiences over the years was the conversation that I started half a year ago. Although Gu Yong has damaged you to nothing, nothing has been done, and there is no shape at all, but after these few months of getting along, I still think that you should be an extraordinary person. The rivers and lakes that you and Gu Yong told me seem to be more interesting than my own experience in the rivers and lakes, and the strange people and things that have come out of the rivers and lakes have become more strange laws of the rivers and lakes, and I think it is necessary to write them down and set a benchmark with this increasingly tasty rivers and lakes...... What's more, I'm sure it's going to be fascinating, and maybe like you said, I could become a best-selling author. ”

Wen Zhuyuan looked at him and said, "Oh, looking at your appearance, it's still a little bit short of becoming Guo Xiaosi, but it's still possible to become Kong Ergou." ”

Xie Qianchou: "Guo Xiaosi? Kong Ergou?"

He said, 'Oh, that's the best-selling author you're talking about. ”

Speaking of this, he casually copied the stack of things that had been written to relieve a thousand sorrows, but as a result, he didn't know a word.

-- Although the world is also written in Chinese characters, Xie Qianchou writes not only in traditional Chinese but also in cursive, and I am afraid that no one but himself can understand it.

Wen Zhuyuan had no choice but to touch the scar on his neck, smiled extremely embarrassed, and said: "Actually, in our hometown, someone has already summarized the hundred laws of what he has seen and heard in the rivers and lakes, and it is quite sought after." ”

Xie Qianchou said: "A hundred laws?"

Wen stopped and said: "Like what Yuelai Inn is the largest chain inn in the rivers and lakes, the hero package of Yuelai Inn is two catties of cooked beef and a jar of high-quality daughter red, after falling off the cliff, you can't die, you will definitely meet a white-bearded old man in the cave, that is a master of the world, you must have a good relationship with him......"

Speaking of this, as if he suddenly remembered something, he looked Xie Qianchou up and down, grabbed his collar, and said with a frown: "It stands to reason that you are also a white-bearded old man, but why do I think you are not a master, but like a shameless liar." ”