Zheng Tianlang looked at the chubby monk on his leg very magnificently, and he didn't look unhappy at all because of this dead monk who made his high-grade samurai pants dirty. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, in fact, in his heart now, he is almost scolding his eldest apprentice to death.

"His grandmother's legs are shit! Damn Xiao Ming, what the hell is this kid doing!"

"Where the hell did he find such a bastard little fat guy to be a nursery?"

"Damn! Can this fat man be a little more unprofessional! It's okay to get Lao Tzu's pants dirty, but you fucking disguised yourself as a monk to apprentice?"

"This grandma, how can you ask me to take you in public!"

"Confused! Xiao Ming is so confused that he is home! How do you let me continue to act, if Lao Tzu dares to take the monk in public, will he be mixed up in the future?" Thinking of this, Zheng Tianlang hurriedly pulled Wukong up, and while helping Wukong sweep away the dust on his body, he said to Wukong in a very regretful tone.

"Little master, Zheng is just a martial artist who doesn't know how to write and ink, how can he have the face to teach a young master who is a talented person who learns the scriptures and the Tao. ”

"Those jokes that the little master just said, Zheng Mou would never dare to take it!" When saying this, Zheng Tianlang deliberately squeezed Wukong's shoulder hard, so as to remind this fool not to mess up the trick.

Wukong is such a smart person, he immediately understood the deep meaning of Master Zheng's pinch, so he immediately secretly gave Zheng Tianlang a look that I understand, and then began to talk loudly.

"Master, your old man is the guiding light of the world's martial artists, the towering Kunlun on the road of martial arts!"

"Master, although your old man is already so majestic and clever, but your old man's noble temperament of being humble and indifferent to fame and fortune is an example worthy of our younger generations to look up to and learn from all our lives!"

"Master, although you are so modest and cautious, our master-apprentice relationship is heavenly!"

"Master, just accept me, heaven's will cannot be violated!" After touting some nonsense that was extremely fake, Wukong blinked his cute big eyes and looked at Zheng Tianlang with a look of adoration.

Zheng Tianlang almost hates this little fat man to death now, stupid to the extreme, confused to the sky!

Although he wanted to slap this dead fat man to death immediately, he still took a strong breath, looked at Wukong's eyes very seriously, very seriously, and said, "Little master, I can't take my family as an apprentice." ”

There is no way, in the face of a stupid person like Wukong, he can only express his position clearly and happily.

"Master, you are really my master! Do you know? Half an hour ago, I happened to be vulgar, what is fate, Master, this is it!" Wukong said excitedly.

"It's your sister!Oh, what happened to be vulgar half an hour ago, me!"

"Can you fucking fake a little more? Damn, this little fat man can't just collect money at both ends, taking the benefits of our martial arts hall and collecting commissions from other martial arts halls, and specially come to smash the field, right?" Thinking of this, Zheng Tianlang glared at Wukong fiercely, and then said to everyone.

"Today is a big day for my Tianlang Martial Arts Hall to accept apprentices. I can assure you here that the Tianlang Martial Arts Hall is definitely genuine! We are serious and responsible, and the good reputation of famous teachers is also known to all ages in Erlin Town!"

"Okay, I won't talk more nonsense, relatives and friends, old and young masters from ten miles and eight towns, if the young people in your family want to learn martial arts, today and tomorrow, you can all go to our martial arts hall to sign up!"

"Also, friends who are here now, within ten minutes, you will sign up there immediately. As he spoke, Zheng Tianlang pointed to a table at the entrance of the town and said loudly: "You can enjoy half of the tuition fee!"

After the propaganda was finished, Zheng Tianlang turned around and gave the second apprentice a look, then turned around and walked towards the town, as for Wukong, who was looking at him, he didn't bother to pay attention to it at all.

"Little brother, let's go over there and talk, shall we?" After the second apprentice finished speaking, he stared at Wukong fiercely with bad intentions.

As soon as Wukong saw the fierce eyes of the second apprentice, he chuckled in his heart, and his heart was broken!

How did he offend others, Wukong was simply confused, he said in his heart that what he said was all good words about flatterers, how did he offend the other party?

Anyway, no matter what, the gangsters don't suffer the immediate losses, the thirty-six strategies are the best policy, and the soles of the feet are oiled first.

"Ha, this brother, when I see you, you are extraordinary, and you are a talent! Oh, no! Look at this whole thing, I still have soup at home, I have to go back quickly. This brother, I'm sorry, we can only talk another day, goodbye to you. Goku said as he slowly moved towards a less crowded place.

As soon as he found a breakthrough, he fled as if he were flying without saying a word.

The second apprentice couldn't be more transparent about Wukong's little tricks, he sneered and looked at the direction of Wukong's escape, until Wukong ran out more than two hundred meters, he raised his feet and followed in the direction of Wukong's escape unhurriedly.

After all, Wukong is just an eight or nine-year-old stupid little fat man, and the second apprentice really doesn't believe in evil, can Wukong still fly to the edge of the sky?

So, the second apprentice followed the direction of Wukong's run, and just chased it casually.

"What a stupid person, he can't even run, he is stupid and runs to a remote place. Hmph, after I catch you in a while, see if I don't beat your out!" the second apprentice thought as he walked slowly towards the corner of the alley.

"you!" As soon as the second apprentice walked around the corner, a large handful of lime flew in front of him, and then he heard Wukong's fierce shout, and at the same time, the second apprentice felt a thump in his head, and he was hit with a smack!

After Wukong succeeded, he quickly distanced himself from the second apprentice, and quickly ran behind the second apprentice, he threw away the stuffy stick in his hand as soon as possible, and then quickly picked up the bricks that had been prepared on the side.

As soon as he found the gap between the two apprentices and swayed indiscriminately, Wukong jumped up and shone on the back of the other party's head, and "pop!" took a picture of him!

"Oops!" the second apprentice was hit hard, and immediately gasped, and then tilted his head and fell to the ground with a thud.

"I'll let you block me! I'll let you block me! When Lao Tzu blocked people, you kid didn't know where to live and play with pee! Block me! Block me! Block me ......!" Wukong scolded while carrying a stick and beating the second apprentice for a full five minutes, seeing that the other party had obviously been out of breath and out of breath, he stopped and threw away the stick in his hand.

After carefully touching the money on the other party's body, Wukong pulled a piece of tattered wooden board on the side of the road and casually covered the second apprentice, so that people couldn't find that there was still a person lying here for a while, and then he quickly fled from this place.

"Boss! Hurry up and get me three roast chickens, ten catties of pig's head meat, twenty catties of sausages, and twenty catties of peanuts, what are you looking at! You are in a hurry! I still have urgent business!" After Wukong escaped from the crime scene, he immediately found a braised meat shop and began to make a big purchase.

Next, Wukong quickly used the silver taels he had snatched, and after buying a bunch of good cigarettes and good wine in several other stores in a row, he quickly fled towards Erlin Temple with a big burden on his back.

From the start of beating the sticks to the running, it took less than half an hour at most, and he showed the professionalism of a professional gangster Shami to the fullest.

After most of the time passed, it was not until the sun was about to set that a roar of anger came from the Tianlang Martial Arts Hall, and then, a large number of people came out of the Tianlang Martial Arts Hall.

Zheng Tianlang took more than 300 apprentices, and also carried the second apprentice who was wrapped like a mummy, and rushed towards the Erlin Temple on Erlin Mountain with a murderous spirit.