Chapter 16: The Four Standards
The changed "Leaving People Sorrow" sung by Wukong is, of course, only sung for Wanwan alone, but the bad thing is that he didn't start singing before he added this sentence: "Below, I will dedicate a song "Leaving People Sorrow" to dear Miss Wanwan, I hope she can forgive me." β
Therefore, Huang Rong took it for granted that this song ...... , which Goku sang to her specifically.
In fact, it's no wonder that she thinks wrong, after all, except for Li Xunhuan and a few of them, no one knows the relationship between Wukong and Wanwan, and Huang Rong is Wukong's nominal fiancΓ©e.
Of course, if Wukong is not sung to Huang Rong, can it still be sung to other people?
Therefore, it was not only Huang Rong himself who misunderstood Wukong, Guo Jing, Huang Yaoshi, Hong Sangong, Yang Kang, Duan Lang...... , and so on, all the people who don't know the inside story, and they all misunderstand Wukong.
The worst thing is that Huang Yaoshi is a very affectionate person, so when he listened to this song "Leaving People", he immediately smiled unabashedly, and he felt more and more satisfied with Wukong, the good son-in-law he personally selected.
Leng Qingci is of course no exception, she clearly knows that Wukong can never sing this song for her, but she doesn't think that Wukong is singing for Huang Fu.
Therefore, when Wukong came back, Leng Qingci hesitated for a long time, then lowered his head with a very bitter expression, and asked Wukong in a low voice: "You...... Already...... , have you married a wife?" After asking, she was extremely nervous, waiting for Goku's answer.
Yang Kang and the others were also very interested in the answer to this question, so everyone secretly pricked up their ears and listened to how Wukong would answer.
So, after thinking for a while, Wukong replied to Leng Qingci with a wry smile: "Well, I have ...... , several wives, I'm not a good man at all. After answering in a low voice, he quickly lowered his head, not daring to look at Leng Qingci again.
As the saying goes, long pain is better than short pain, since everyone is destined to have no results, it is best to make it clear quickly, and it will be more and more troublesome in the future.
Wukong told the truth, it was all for Leng Qingci's goodness, and hoped that she would not fall deeper and deeper, stay away from his flowery fat radish as soon as possible, and find the happiness that truly belongs to her.
However, what Wukong didn't expect was that after Leng Qingci was silent for a while, he actually replied: "It turns out ...... That's really true. Unexpectedly...... Do you have a lot of wives? After saying so confused, she didn't say a word again.
For Leng Qingci's headless answer, Wukong was of course confused, and he was really unsure of what she meant.
And now on this occasion, it is obviously not the best place to ask about this kind of thing, so after Wukong looked at Leng Qingci for a while, he frowned slightly, and turned his gaze to Zhu Hur in the ring again.
Today, so many knights are gathered here, it is not to listen to Wukong sing love songs, to fight against the large-scale invasion of the shrimp country together, and to choose a capable leader, is the only focus of the entire hero conference.
Therefore, after Zhu Hur returned to the stage, all the knights under the ring no longer recalled Wukong's singing just now, and all set their eyes on Zhu Hur.
"Fellow martial artists, heroic heroes here, thank you for being able to gather here at the time of the crisis of my Beisui Dynasty, and work tirelessly for thousands of people in Beisui and the righteousness of the world...... , stand up and ββββ!" After shouting loudly, Zhu Hur arched his hands and bowed deeply to all the knights in the audience.
Then, after glancing around at everyone, he slowly continued to speak again: "National affairs have nothing to do with those of us who are free to live in the rivers and lakes. However, no matter how far people go, no matter how carefree they are, they must never forget their roots, let alone forget the chivalrous spirit of helping the poor and defending the right path of the worldββββ! so at this moment, at this moment of crisis when the million-strong army of shrimp country is about to break through the mother river and surge, kill our compatriots, brothers and relatives, and destroy our country. We, those of us who wander the rivers and lakes on weekdays and enjoy the world, must stand up and ...... , to stand upββββ!" After waving his fist and shouting loudly, Zhu hurriedly took a breath and continued to preach.
"Of course, the so-called snake is headless, if we just rush to the battlefield like this, then we have to laugh to death the guys from the shrimp country. So...... , Let's all gather here today, we must first select a leader with both ability and political integrity, and let him lead everyone to fight bravely to kill the enemy and defend the country!" Speaking of this, Zhu Hur turned his head and glanced at Huang Yaoshi and the others, and saw that they nodded slightly to himself, so he began to explain the rules for selecting the leader today.
To put it simply, a person who is qualified to compete for the top must meet four criteria.
First, the age cannot be more than 20 years old, because young people have a good brain and are good at dealing with officials.
Second, of course, martial arts must also be very good, at least they must be recognized by Li Xunhuan, Huang Yaoshi, Hong Sangong and others, and they can make a few moves under these people.
Third, the character and reputation must be good, and he must be a righteous and awe-ing, fair and just young hero.
Fourth, because it is to bring everyone to the battlefield, it is necessary to know a certain art of war to be qualified.
In addition, the power of the chief is super-great, and he has the sole right to appoint personnel, and no one is allowed to disagree in the slightest.
Therefore, after listening to these bullshit rules with very obvious intentions, Yang Kang was immediately angry...... , the whole face is black!
The reason is clear at a glance, this is simply a difficult rule specially set for outsiders like them.
is simply telling them that it's best to get acquainted and get out of here, otherwise, it will be shameless and skinless...... , self-inflicted humiliation.
According to this kind of rule to select the leader of the chivalrous man, Yang Kang and his gang, let alone the successful selection, even those who are qualified to participate in the election are stuck by the first one, and they can't even count in one palm...... , that's completely out of order.
So, after Zhu Hur finished speaking, all the Dasui knights present looked at Yang Kang and them with a wicked smile, waiting for them to leave by themselves.
And Yang Kang, the little prince who has never received the slightest bit of white eyes, is now facing the white eyes of so many people, of course, his lungs are about to explode.
Therefore, after two extremely terrifying fierce lights flashed in his eyes, he took a deep breath and slowly pleaded to Dugu Cruel: "Senior, these Sui people are really too deceitful! Please allow me to teach them a lesson!"
He obviously doesn't have the ability to seek justice, and Dugu is disabled, and he will never make a move, so Yang Kang was angry and prepared to borrow someone from Dugu and ruined it...... , today's bullshit conference!