3. Push people down the wall
Originally, he just pretended to be dead for others to see, but he was coaxed like this and began to want to die again. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
And although his posture of dying or living did not move the woman, it moved our eldest lady Feng Feifei.
Feng Feifei pulled the sleeve of Jian Thirty and begged, "Hey, you see that they are so pitiful, just help them, otherwise, they are like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, the men are dead, and only the women are left, how miserable is that." ”
Jian Thirty pulled down the robe wrapped around his head, looked up at the man standing at the entrance of the battlement of the city wall, and then touched the scar on his neck and muttered, "Who is that person up there?"
Feng Feifei bit his finger and said softly, "I heard that it is a pork seller." ”
Jian Thirty touched the scar on his neck, laughed and said, "Stupid pig selling pork, interesting, really interesting." ”
Speaking of this, he put the bamboo basket on his shoulder, took off the iron sword casually, supported the ground, and then, holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, shouted at the man, "Hey, I said man, do you really want to die?"
The man looked down, then straightened his chest and said loudly, "Yes, Xiaocui doesn't like me anyway, what's the point of me living, it's better to die." ”
Ken Thirty shook his head, and then he jumped up to the battlement of the city wall, landed less than three feet away from the man, and shook his robe with a wicked smile at the man.
Seeing Sword Thirty falling from the sky, the man was startled, and he didn't know what Sword Thirty wanted to do, so he hurriedly walked from the battlement to the city wall, leaning against the safe corner and trembling, "Hey, what are you going to do? Don't come here, I'll really jump down if you come here." ”
Jian Thirty crossed his hands on his chest, held the iron sword, and said to him, "Okay, you jump down, I like to watch people jump off the building the most, I don't know how happy I am to see other people's heads burst like watermelons, I want to get closer and see clearly, jump, jump, don't hesitate, don't hesitate, look, the door of death in front of you has opened to you." Hey, friend, why don't you jump yet, you're getting impatient. Oh, have you been standing here for too long and your feet are frozen? It's okay, I can help push you down. ”
The man said, "There's no like you, there's no like you." ”
Jian Thirty suddenly sank his face and shouted, "Hmph, do you know that you are really annoying, you have said death and death, you have said it more than ninety times, you are not dead, noisy, so that I can't even drink well." You see that this day is freezing, and this place is so high, so many people run out to watch how you died, and their necks are cramping when they see it, so it's very tiring, why don't you do good deeds, jump down and die, so that they can go home and rest quickly. ”
Hearing this, the man seemed to have been stuffed into his ass with a large cloud of ice and snow, and cold sweat broke out from the bottom up, and his long ass-like face immediately turned into the color of donkey dung eggs, and he trembled at Jian Thirty, "You, you, what do you want to do." ”
Jian Thirty shook his shoulders and said with a wicked smile, "What are you doing?" of course I want to help you. ”
The man swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said loudly, "I don't need your help, now, no one can help me, anyway, I'm going to die." ”
Jian Thirty's tone suddenly eased, and he said with a smile, "Oh, you're not right, don't you want to die, I came up to help you die quickly, others have stood below for several hours to see how you died, if you suddenly don't die, then how disappointed others are, I am on behalf of the masses to help you die quickly." ”
The man stomped his foot suddenly, scolded at Jian Thirty, and said, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Don't come here, go away?"
Jian Thirty was still approaching step by step, and while approaching, he said step by step, "Alas, don't hesitate, jump down quickly, you see, this city wall is not very high, and it will soon fall to the ground, it will definitely not hurt, jump, jump." ”
When he said this, he rushed to the man with an arrow, and then, seeing the robe shake in the sky, he threw the man down with a flick of his sword.
Then he himself leaped out, grabbed the man's belt and fell with him.
When he was still three or four feet above the ground, he suddenly let go.
The man fell on his back with a pop, his feet facing the sky, and he didn't know whether he was laughing or moaning.
The man lay on the snow, staring straight at the towering wall in front of him, not knowing whether he was rejoicing or afraid.
The onlookers below saw that this person finally jumped down, but he was unharmed, and the expressions on his faces all looked very atmospheric, "Hmph, I originally wanted to see how his head blossomed, but as a result, his ass blossomed, and he didn't die, he was bored, he was really bored." ”
The crowd of onlookers was indignant and dispersed.
And the woman with heavy makeup and was called Xiao Cui hurriedly walked up and cried bitterly at the man who was lying on the ground with straight eyes, "Oh, big cow, big cow, how are you, are you okay?" ”
When the man saw that he was thrown from above, he didn't know where he got the courage, and a carp got up from the ground, pointed to the nose of Jian Thirty and scolded, "Hey, I said you are insane? Is there a mistake that you really pushed me off from above?"
Jian Thirty ignored him, just touched the scar on his neck and smiled evilly.
And the woman with heavy makeup grabbed the man's arm and said emotionally, "Da Niu, I thought you were scaring me, but I didn't expect that you were really willing to die for me, I was so moved, okay, I decided to marry you." ”
The man didn't know where he got the courage, so he pointed to the high city wall and said, "Hmph, what is this, if you don't believe me, I can jump again to show you." ”
The woman hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Oh, no need, no need, I believe in you, no matter how poor you are, I am willing to marry you, let's go, let's go home and prepare to get married." ”
Speaking of this, she walked up to Jian Thirty, said a thousand blessings slightly, and said with a grateful face, "This hero, thank you really for saving Da Niu this time, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would really lose such a courageous and manly husband." ”
Jian Thirty turned his face to the side, snorted coldly, and said, "That's really unreasonable. ”
Seeing this, Feng Feifei thought that Jian Thirty didn't want to accept her thanks, so he couldn't stop laughing on the side, with a happy and satisfied face.
Jiang Feng looked at her, the expression on his face was very strange, and he said loudly, "Hey, hey, hey, why are you as happy as a sparrow?"
Feng Feifei pulled the stopper of the bamboo tube, handed it to Jian Thirty, and said softly, "Come, drink some wine to warm up, it turns out that you are so kind, I originally thought that you would really die and not be saved, who knew that you actually rescued you, this is the hero in my mind." ”
Jian Thirty glanced at her and said in a deep voice, "Hmph, I'm not a hero, in fact, I'm very bad." ”
Feng Feifei said coquettishly, "I know you are a good person, but you always like to pretend to be a bad person and don't want to accept other people's thanks." ”