It's a strange place. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A place is like a garment, a new one is the only way to feel refreshed, and a new place is new to make people feel mysterious.

Feng Feifei yawned and stretched out half of his head from behind the curtain of the inn, trying to see what kind of place this was, which actually made Jian Thirty so interested. But as soon as his head was stretched out, he was frightened by the loud voices outside, and quickly shrank back.

After a moment, she calmed down and looked out.

He noticed that the people in the street were hurrying towards the city gates.

Feng Feifei felt very curious, so he stopped a pedestrian and asked, only then did he know that there was a fool not far away who actually wanted to commit suicide for love and planned to jump from under the city wall.

Hearing this, Feng Feifei nodded thoughtfully, and then suddenly understood that this is really a place full of mystery, and people in other places are drinking wine around the stove in such a snowy weather, or standing in front of the railing of the Zhu Pavilion in the backyard to enjoy the plum blossoms, but the fool in this place wants to commit suicide for love, haha, it's really fun.

Feng Feifei likes fun things the most. Usually when I go to the street, I can watch the two old ladies bickering for a long time without being upset. If you don't have fun, you have to have some fun.

Therefore, the nickname that Jian Thirty gave her was called the-stirring stick, although it was ugly, but it lived up to its name. If you have nothing to do all day, you will find a way to do something, and if you don't let one or two neighbors fight when you go out every day, you will feel that the day is in vain. On this day, she came to play in the palace of her emperor's brother. His emperor's younger brother was busy discussing the government with the red-clothed prime minister Mansari, and at the same time he was busy uniting with his own imperial guard, Lei Qianxiao, the overseer of the power guard, to oppose the red-clothed prime minister, so he didn't care about the senior sister who entertained him and let her herd sheep in the palace. Our eldest lady is happy to be home now, and she organizes the concubines of the harem to sing when she has nothing to do: "Get up, people who don't want to be beaten into the cold palace, cast our flesh and blood into a new Great Wall, march towards those self-righteous stinky men, defeat them, and fight for their own love and freedom......"

The concubines of the harem were instigated by her to boil their blood, and all day long in order to fight for the legitimate rights of the women, they did not let Jingping Emperor Yun Zeli flop, and he almost had to handjob. Either the women and wives in the court gathered together and each had a lamp in front of them. Whoever wants to take his wife home has to stand in front of everyone and be interrogated by the women comrades, how tall they are, how much they have measured, how much their monthly salary is, how many relationships they have had, and what is their outlook on love? If you have more than half of the lights, you can take your wife home obediently, but not more than half, okay, your wife will belong to someone else from now on.

Don't think it's a good thing to get rid of your yellow-faced woman like this? No, how can our feminist Miss Feng Feifei make it so easy for you. He will let your wife dangle in front of you with a little white face when you are planning to marry another. You marry the little one outside, and she lives with the little white-faced concubine in a dignified place opposite your outer house. Let's see whose face it will be lost then.

As a result, the imperial capital Tianzhong was cleaned up by our eldest lady Feng Feifei.

If it weren't for hearing that Jian Thirty was leaving, and she was going to follow her out to roam the rivers and lakes, who knew what kind of mess she would have made.

The above is the reason why Feng Feifei left the imperial capital Tianzhong and followed Jian Thirty to this strange place.

Hearing that someone outside was going to commit suicide for love, she hurriedly returned to the inn and shouted at Jian Thirty and Jiang Feng, who were pushing the cup and changing the lamp, "You two stinky men don't drink, hurry up and go out to see the excitement, someone is going to commit suicide, it's so fun." ”

At this moment, Sword Thirty has already brought three points of wine.

He lazily held his wine glass, squinted his eyelids at her, and then said with a smile, "Oh, suicide, it's so fun, then you go and see it, and when you come back, tell us how that man went from a watermelon to a rotten watermelon, I'll wait for you here." ”

Jiang Feng also echoed, "Me too." ”

Feng Feifei flattened his mouth as if he was very disappointed, and said to Jian Thirty, "Hey, hey, hey, you're a hero, you have no sympathy, people want to commit suicide, you are indifferent, you should at least go out and have a look." Didn't your emperor's apprentice tell you to come out and help inspect the people's situation? Do you still have a sense of responsibility? ”

Jian Thirty drank all the wine in the cup, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said loudly, "My eldest lady, heroes also have joys, sorrows, and sorrows, and heroes also want to drink for fun, and heroes are not overflowing with compassion, and when they see someone unhappy, they go to comfort them, and when they see someone jumping off the building, they see if they climb high enough." Do you want to see that guy jump down like a rotten watermelon with a bang, or do you want to watch him walk around and just don't dare to jump down?"

Feng Feifei said, "Oh, it's really long-winded, of course I want to ......"

However, Feng Feifei seemed to be suddenly gagged by something, and the rest of the words could not be spoken.

- yes, what are you going to see, do you want to see him turn into a pile of rotten watermelons, or do you want to see him pretend to be stupid on top of it and dare not jump down?

Although she couldn't say why, she didn't want to choke on it, so she had to mutter, "Actually, I don't know what to watch, but it's because I don't know what to watch, so I want to watch it." ”

Jian Thirty poked his head out and looked outside.

The person who jumped off the building had already climbed to the city gate, and he didn't know what he was doing, it had been so long, and he hadn't jumped off yet, so how could he delay the interest in drinking.

Jian Thirty simply pulled the table to the window, put on the hot pot, asked about the rice wine, and watched the excitement while drinking.

He casually threw a peanut into his mouth, shook his index finger at the eldest lady, and said with disdain, "A manly man does stupid things for love, it is equivalent to a pig, this pig, he eats pig food every day, and suddenly one day, there is nothing to eat, so he shouted loudly, I'm dead, I'm going to die, hum, what a stupid pig." ”

Hearing this, Jiang Feng seemed to feel the same way, put the empty wine glass on the table, looked at him, and then looked at Feng Feifei, with a look of emotion, a pun, and said, " Yes, sometimes, being a man is so difficult, on the one hand, I want to eat pig food, on the other hand, I want dignity, love, men, pig food, I want to say, what are you doing as a man, it is better to be a pig, as long as you eat pig food every day, sleep and be satisfied, although in the end you will inevitably be killed, but, at least you will not be trapped by love. ”

Feng Feifei casually pulled a stool and sat down next to them, picked up the cup, poured a cup of hot tea in his hand, and kept flattening his mouth at Jian Thirty, "I know what you mean by this, in fact, you don't need to be so sarcastic about me, anyway, I will wait until you change your mind and like me." ”

Jian Thirty shook his head helplessly as if he really had nothing to do with her, and said while peeling peanuts, "Don't think about it anymore, I've told you how many times, don't like me, don't like me, no matter what you do, I won't be moved, why do you have to be so entangled." ”