"Tell me about you, how can you be so frustrated! Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe one named Wukong is majestic and rampant all over the world! But you say you? What about you! Just like you, you're fucking embarrassed to call Wukong! I'm sorry! Lao Tzu beat you to death...... Kill you, kill you, kill you little fat monk!"

Wukong angrily pointed at his fat belly and scolded angrily, while stupidly beating his cute fat belly non-stop.

After fighting, Goku finally stopped, but began to sit on the bed and cry again.

"Heavens, earth, Buddhas, Buddhas, you are good, hurry up and send a thunderbolt and rip me back." I can't live this day......! How can I be so miserable......! ”

Zen Master Shou'an, the abbot of Erlin Temple, who was hiding outside the house and peeking, saw the only hope of the temple, his stupid apprentice who had been dumbfounded before, and now there is a tendency to develop into mental illness, and he is also in a hurry.

"What can I do, what can I do? There are still two years before the main temple will come to test Shami's homework, although Wukong's martial arts don't need to be thought about, but this Buddhist homework ...... If he is delayed because of his illness, if he can't even pass the bhikshu exam...... , that's all over!" Thinking of this, Zen Master Shou'an couldn't stay any longer, and quickly pushed the door and entered Wukong's small room.

In fact, it is no wonder that Shou'an Zen Master is so anxious, there are countless Buddhist temples in the world, but at least one-third of them are all affiliated to the Zhongzhou Chanlin Temple - Shaolin Temple, Erlin Temple is one of these countless temples, and it is an extremely special one!

People in the four states, 56 counties, 5,600 counties, and 56,000 islands in the world basically know the most basic common sense, Shaolin Temple is the leader of the world's martial arts and the world's martial arts holy land!

However, although Erlin Temple is the first branch temple since the opening of Shaolin Temple, although it is also one of the birthplaces of martial arts in the world, although the history of Erlin Temple is only more than 200 years later than Shaolin Temple, it is also an ancient temple that has existed for 2,000 years.

But nowadays, it's a joke.

The second temple of Shaolin, speaking of the big name, is simply scared to death, but in fact, it is just a small temple with two or three tiled houses and a small vegetable garden.

The whole Buddhism is actually hoping that Erlin Temple will close the temple as soon as possible, after all, it has a great name, but it has no veritable style at all, and now it is mixed into this grandmother's poor and sour appearance, this is simply the stain of Shaolin Temple's mighty martial arts, and it is directly imprinted on the face - shame.

Cultivating at least a small novice every ten years, which is simply an extremely loose requirement, has now become the fire point in the hearts of all Shaolin monks!

Because, with this only small requirement for Erlin Temple, Erlin Temple has also been very, extremely reluctant to complete the full 800 years, which makes Shaolin Temple have no reason to directly ask Erlin Temple to close the mountain immediately, which directly leads to Shaolin Temple, which has lost face for more than 800 years.

But fortunately, all this is about to pass, and now, the only little novice in Erlin Temple, the little monk Wukong, is no longer the original after falling into the dirt pit while walking.

Now this little monk of Wukong is actually one of the thousands of crossing troops, and he also had a very enthusiastic profession in his previous life - idle people in society, commonly known as gangsters.

Zen Master Shou'an wants to let a gangster be a monk willingly for the rest of his life, this possibility is not too small.

"Wukong, Master heard you complaining. Have you forgotten what your master taught in the past? Greed, hatred, and ignorance are the three most terrifying poisons, and they will seriously affect our good mental state. ”

"Alas...... , Wukong, the master has always had great hopes for you. The master firmly believes that as long as you practice well, you will definitely become a glorious Buddhist monk. ”

"Well, you can do it, the master didn't lie to you, you will definitely do it!"

"You have to give yourself more confidence, don't worry, if you feel that your cultivation has been hard lately, then okay, the master will give you half a day off, how about it? Do you feel less irritable now, are you better?" Zen Master Shou'an smiled and gently persuaded the little apprentice.

When the master spoke, Wukong rolled his eyes vigorously while lowering his head, but he complained more frantically in his heart, for the master's persuasion, how could Wukong, who was possessed by the gangsters, listen to it a little.

"Glorious Buddhist monks, bare-headed your mother's head! No, Lao Tzu is indeed bald now. You must also have confidence, Lao Tzu wants this kind of confidence to be useful?"

"Not to mention eating clear soup and little water every day, I have to work in the fields all day like a child laborer. Your mother! It's okay to work hard all day without pay, and at night you have to copy scriptures with you, a dead old man! Copy and copy! Copy your mother's head!"

"By the way, the place where Lao Tzu sleeps leaks wind and rain at night, not to mention, it's even a super hardboard bed, a hardboard bed! No, I can't say anything about this day, I definitely can't live!"

"It's vulgar, Lao Tzu must be vulgar!" Thinking of this, Wukong clenched his fists tightly, and after cheering himself up, he slowly raised his head and said to the master firmly.

"Master, you don't have to say anything, I want to be vulgar! Yes, I want to be vulgar today, no, I want to be vulgar now! You better not stop me, I'm very serious. ”

"If you dare to stop me, I tell you, I will be absolutely angry. If I'm angry, it's terrible, really, I didn't lie to you. ”

"I'm angry, but I'm scared myself! I'm leaving, don't stop me....... Before Wukong's endless intimidation was over, he was directly interrupted by a sentence from Zen Master Shou'an.

"Alright then, you can go now. Zen Master Shou'an said calmly.

"Huh?" Wukong looked at the master in surprise, he really didn't expect that the master would let himself go so easily.

After all, judging from the results of his secret observation of the master in the past week, the master is very good to himself, and it can almost be said that he is not a baby.

"Are you really willing to make me vulgar?" asked Goku, a little apprehensive.

"No!" replied Zen Master Shou'an with unusually firm firmness.

After hearing the master's answer, Wu Kong's lungs were about to burst!

"Old monk! You play tricks on me! I tell you, don't think I'm a bully! I'll definitely leave! I don't care if you want to or not, I ....... Before Goku could finish expressing his determination, he was once again interrupted by the words of Zen Master Shou'an.

"If you want to go, you can go, why do you have to procrastinate so much, you are going to laugh at the old monk. ”

"Wukong, the old monk must not agree to the mundane thing, it's not that the old monk refuses to agree. You are not vulgar, only you can decide, the old monk can't promise for you. ”

"However, if you want to leave Erlin Temple, the old monk will never stop you. ”

"After all, my Buddhism is a door of convenience, and if you don't let you go, what will it be? Zen Master Shou'an looked at Wukong with a smile, and after speaking gently, he turned around and left the meditation room directly.

Wukong looked at the master's back in a daze, and after nearly a stick of incense, he jumped up extremely excitedly, and while jumping, he shouted happily.

"yes! I'm free, I'm finally free! I don't have to be a child laborer anymore! Scriptures, wooden fish, and tattered little beds, to hell with it......!" Wukong shouted as he happily packed up his few belongings.

Two monk's robes and a pair of shoes, Wukong took a tablecloth wrapped in it, carried it behind him, and jumped out of the door.

When Master Shou'an picked up the hoe and was about to hoe the ground, he suddenly stopped, smiled kindly at the mountain gate, and then continued to walk towards the vegetable garden with the hoe.