"Haha, hey, take a look, the passing guest officer asks you to stand for a while. Listen to this little monk: My surname is Hu, my name is you, and I live in a toad cave in this Wanfeng Mountain. Originally, I was a little toad, but I said that I was the reincarnation of a spirit child, and the Dharma name was called the Eight Desolations, and I was the future Buddha! 500 years in the past, 500 years in the future. As big as life and death, as small as losing a needle. You are old and dead, sick to death, drowned, hanged, poisoned, not dead、、、、、、 is your daughter-in-law bald and hemp rabbit mouth, your man is not secretly abducted and cheated、、、、、、 there is no Buddha I don't know. Don't say what kind of blessing and misfortune you have, that is, what color of pants your daughter-in-law wears, how long did you hey last night, how many quarters of an hour did you turn around, I am like a torch, I can see clearly! Hey, that old man, don't go. Did you miss last night, and your wife kicked you upside down、、、、、、"

In a square, I saw a little fat man dressed in a gorgeous costume with an obscene look. It's eyebrows flying, spitting stars flying all over the sky, pulling a broken gong throat. Around the side of a little monk, the little monk is eyebrows and eyebrows, and shouted hoarsely at the passers-by.

The little monk sat on a black lying cow stone, with a golden Qin character shining on his smooth forehead, and his face was exactly the same as Xin Ran's. Nowadays, the hands are folded, the eyebrows and eyes are lowered, and the treasure is solemn.

On the left side of the little monk, there is a yellow splendid Buddha flag of one zhang and nine feet out of thin air, with four big characters written on it: Crossing the catastrophe and turning it into a disaster.

I saw that this little monk was about seventeen or eighteen years old, his sword eyebrows flew obliquely, his phoenix eyes were lowered, his nose was hanging to the sky, and he ate all directions with a big mouth. For the crazy provocation of the little fat man, the little monk turned a deaf ear. It was as if the little fat man was a mad dog, like a mosquito outside the tent in the middle of the night.

Look at that posture, he is really a little monk who has attained the Tao!

In an instant, many idlers in the past were attracted by the shouting of the little fat man. Or smiling, or happy.

The time is the Xuanyuan calendar, and in the afternoon of the eighth day of the seventh month, the place is what happened in the central square of the ancient country, Jiangbian Prefecture, and Shenniu Town.

Speaking of this sacred cow town, although it is only a town, it is a large water and land wharf.

The roaring and galloping, as long as tens of thousands of miles, knew that the tail went to the East China Sea, but did not know where the source was, and passed through it.

The Huanglongjiang River crosses Wanfeng Mountain, becoming more and more sinister. Except for this sacred cow town, up and down the banks of the river, there is no smooth road.

Later, there are geographers who research: the two sides of the strait are connected with mountains, and there is no place to go. Heavy rocks are stacked, hidden from the sky. Since midnight in the non-pavilion, there is no moon.

The violent Huanglong River, which flows through here, is suppressed by a sacred cow that probes to drink water, and the river becomes wide and the water flow is gentle.

For this, a pier is formed here. The wharf is backed by Shenniu Ridge and belongs to the vein of Wanfeng Mountain, which is also known as the 100,000-mile mountain. The mountains are rich in many precious medicinal materials and mountain delicacies, as well as precious birds and animals, which are all good things that the outside world likes to see. These treasures have to be transported from the docks of this town. Everyday necessities such as salt and iron tools used in the mountains were also brought ashore.

Therefore, the sacred cow town located on the neck of the cow, although the scale is not large, it is extremely prosperous.

Inns and wine shops are lined up, green buildings are shown, and medicine shops and animal shops are alone on the streets. The liveliest part of the town is the square.

Storytellers, singers, jugglers, tricksters, tricksters, fortune tellers, all kinds of things.

The position of the little monk is on the edge of the circle of looking at the fortune telling. I don't know why I was targeted by this little fat man who looks like a scoundrel. Although the little monk turned a blind eye to this little fat man and ignored it. But the little fat man didn't give up on him, and ridiculed him in every way:

"Monk, I was born in the West Heavenly Paradise and grew up in the East China Sea Immortal Mountain. It is to go to heaven and go down to the underworld. The Queen Mother's fairy peach was not stolen, but her stinky footcloth was stolen. The beard of the king of Hades was not pulled, but his old man's night pot was carried home by the little monk. What are you talking about? The big girl said she didn't believe it. There is something to prove it! The monk's robe is made of footcloth, and the fairy bowl used for eating is changed by the night pot! The monk's common surname is Hu, my father's name is Hulai, my grandfather is called Kuai, and my grandfather is called Huri. The ghost of the sun named the monk's eldest brother, called suddenly, and the second brother called Suddenly, and named the little monk Suddenly, the words are nonsense. Although my name is a bit nonsense, I never talk nonsense. If I get your business right, I don't want money. If I can't say, I'll pay for it. Whether your lady stole a man, whether your man stole a woman or not, I know it when I see it, and I know it when I smell it. You leave a penny and a half of money, enough for me to buy a dog to eat, and I will tell you, where to catch your lady, where to get your man, I will call it a catastrophe! Is there anyone who has a catastrophe, and someone who has a catastrophe comes forward! Hey, don't be in a hurry to run home with that big brother, it's useless to go back, your lady has already rolled up her bag and ran away with the wild man、、、、、、

The little fat man with a lewd face is full of weirdness, pointing at the little monk and doing his best to mock him. caused everyone to laugh more than once.

In an instant, there were more and more onlookers. It was a sea of people, with three layers inside and three layers outside. They all stretched their necks and stood on tiptoe, vying to watch.

"I said little master, if you really have the power, give this dead fat man a blow, let him have sores on his mouth and pus in his buttocks and eyes、、、、、、 lest he suck 、、、、、、you like this" Someone really couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted loudly, let the little monk cure this arrogant and yin little fat man.

"Yes, yes, yes, I said little monk, you will rectify this little dead fat man、、、、、、" everyone shouted.

In fact, everyone wants to see if this little monk, who is known as the catastrophe, has any magic power.

"Amitabha, the monks are compassionate, how can they see the same ignorant ordinary people?!"

The little monk raised his head, opened his eyes, smiled at everyone, and said slowly: "Anyway, donor, you went out and ran into a dog, and barked at you, do you want to call it back? Donor, you were unfortunately bitten by a dog, do you want to bite back?"

The little monk spoke slowly. But in the crowded square, everyone can hear it clearly. It's like a Sanskrit sound from the sky.

With this mana alone, it can really be called moisturizing things silently. An invisible, intangible, aura, slowly formed. Begin to influence the thinking and spirit of the people. While everyone laughed, they unconsciously had three points of confidence in the little monk, and some people were in awe of him.