Fifty, madness

Feng Yifei was still thinking about what kind of countermeasures to make, when he felt that someone suddenly walked out behind him and grabbed him in front of him.

It's extraordinary.

Zhuo Bufan gave a slight salute to the middle-aged couple, and said loudly: Today is the wedding joy of my son-in-law, thanks to all friends, our son-in-law and Zhuo are grateful, three please, please here.

As he spoke, he stepped inside.

Feng Yifei smiled at him, and secretly praised Zhuo Bufan's precise arrangement.

At this time, Zhuo Bufan suddenly blocked in front of him, which could not only prevent the surprise attack of the comers, but also not lose etiquette, and he couldn't help but feel relieved.

And whether this middle-aged couple is friend or foe, he believes that Zhuo Bufan must have a way to deal with it, although he doesn't know what the solution is.

The middle-aged couple led their crazy daughter into the courtyard of the Feng family, and went to the place where the Feng Mansion distributed steamed buns and soju to receive their share like ordinary people.

And those who followed along to watch the excitement also walked in, as if expecting them to make something more fun.

The village courtyard of Fengfu is originally very large and magnificent, and at this moment, it is just in time for the wedding day of Feng Yifei, so the dress is even more brilliant and extraordinary, and magnificent.

Inside and outside the house became a sea of flowers, and red curtains and red lanterns were hung everywhere, revealing endless joy.

And the mad woman giggled and laughed when she saw that there were red lanterns and red curtains everywhere, as if she thought it was fresh.

He even stretched out his arms a little impatiently and ran towards the string of red lanterns hanging in front of the door, and then, reaching out and picking one off.

She looked the lantern up and down, left and right, as if studying its construction, as if studying what it was for, and even muttered something inarticulately.

Then, as if he had a brilliant idea, he put the lantern on his head, and then tied it to his hair to prevent it from falling.

After making the lantern, like a butterfly that has only picked pollen, it flapped its arms and flew in front of Feng Yifei, looking at Feng Yifei, who was also dressed in festive clothes, and giggled non-stop.

She seemed to be studying the difference between the "lantern" of Feng Yifei and the lantern above her head, and as if she thought that the lantern of Feng Yifei was better than the lantern above his head, and wanted to take him for herself.

Zhuo Bufan was afraid that she had any bad intentions, so he hurriedly blocked Feng Yifei and didn't let her get close, but Feng Yifei refused his approach with a smile.

The woman looked at Zhuo Bufan, as if she was very angry that this person was blocking her in the way, and then, Feng Yifei's smile made her forget the unhappiness just now.

She first flew around the wind and turned left a few times, then turned a few times, and then walked in front of him, pulled his red wedding dress and tilted her head to look at it, and even wiped her saliva and snot on it.

However, Feng Yifei did not show any displeasure.

He was even a child, and he spread his arms and did his best to show off his outfit, as if he wanted her to study more thoroughly.

Then, looking at the woman with a kind face, he smiled slightly.

The middle-aged man seemed to feel that his daughter was really a little uncomfortable, so he hurriedly walked over, pulled the crazy woman's dirty hand away, and said softly:

Oh, my baby pimple is red and gorgeous, this is the groom, hurry up and tell him some auspicious words, he will give you more money to buy flowers to wear.

However, the mad woman, as if he was very upset that he pulled her hand away, suddenly twisted her head to the side, as if she were angry with her father.

However, he kept sticking out his tongue and flicking back and forth against the wind, just like the snake he often saw spitting out letters, making a grimace.

Then, she giggled again, but she didn't say to Feng Yifei the auspicious words that the middle-aged man had taught her in advance to ask for money.

The middle-aged woman also walked up, slapped her hand gently, and said softly: Oh, my baby daughter Hong Yanyan, you hurry up,

Have you forgotten what we taught you when we were at home? What should you say to the bride and groom when you meet them? When you get married in the future, others will tell you the same thing.

Hearing this, the onlookers burst into laughter again, and then they also started to coax, not knowing whether they were laughing at the woman's stupid appearance or making fun of the middle-aged woman's last words.

But the middle-aged woman didn't care, just kept urging her daughter to say auspicious words, saying: Say it quickly, congratulations to the bride and groom for growing old together and giving birth to a noble son early.

But the crazy woman still watched the wind fly in a daze, and didn't say a word.

She just tilted her unkempt head, and her eyes were rolling around Feng Yifei's body, as if she was looking at the beautiful wedding dress on Feng Yifei's body, and as if she thought that Feng Yifei looked very good, and she would marry such a wishful husband in the future.

Looking, watching, and then, suddenly, tilting his head, "puffing" without warning, and spitting a large mouthful of thick phlegm towards the crowded crowd next to him.

The onlookers were in high spirits, and no one expected that this crazy woman would come with them.

The phlegm spit out quickly and urgently.

Everyone retreated and dodged, lest this dirty and smelly thick phlegm fall on their bodies, if this would be disgusting enough.

However, there were too many onlookers.

No matter how they dodged, the phlegm eventually spat on a person's face.

Actually, there is no problem with spitting on the faces of other people, but this phlegm is not spitting on the face of a reckless man with a vicious face.

Moreover, it is also in the center of the eyebrows, like the three-eyed Erlang God.

The difference is that the extra eye he has is white.

The reckless man was really furious, and immediately glared at the crazy woman, and scolded: How the hell are you defecating everywhere, are you fucking looking for death?

In fact, this reckless man came over today not only to get steamed buns and soju, but to come over and follow the trend to see if he could set up some errands in Fengfu.

However, there are too many people, and they can't squeeze in front of Feng Yifei to answer him, and he is already unhappy, but now he is spit on for no reason, and he is really angry and angry.

So, when it comes to talking, it's a bit unclean.

You see, a woman is a little crazy, but in fact, it was unintentional, and he should have been unlucky, and he vomited in his face without much trouble.

But no matter what, as a manly husband, you should show some manly tolerance, and everyone will pass by laughing.

But he's good.

Not only did he not show the chic demeanor of a mature man, but he said that he relied on his fierce appearance and said that the phlegm that people accidentally spit on his face was open defecation.

Alas, it really disgraces a man's face.

Everyone sighed secretly.

Those onlookers originally came to see the joke, and at the beginning, they really sweated for the crazy woman, but after hearing these words of this reckless man, they laughed even more and almost collapsed.

They didn't know if they were laughing at the naughtiness of the crazy woman, or laughing at the unlucky luck of the reckless sweat, but they met such a woman.