Chapter 0014 - Something Isn't Right
Although I am grateful to Chen Yi for rescuing him from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, I am grateful for his many teachings and care along the way. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info But Sun Wukong still decided to kill Chen Yi and must keep his whip!
However, Sun Wukong still went to the village first to ask for some salt, chili noodles, and peppercorn powder. He wants to let Chen Yi eat enough and then kill, so as not to be a starving ghost, which can be regarded as a kind of reward.
Sun Wukong's speed is not covered, and going back and forth is a matter of minutes. When Chen Yi washed the horsewhip and cut two skewers, Sun Wukong came back.
"Master, my grandson has found everything you want. Sun Wukong laid out the things one by one.
Chen Yi was very satisfied, sped up the movements in his hands, cut them all in a while, and threaded them into strings with small branches, and put the condiments brought by Sun Wukong, which looked really good.
After asking Sun Wukong to get some dry firewood, Chen Yi set up a wooden frame and lit a fire to roast the whip.
About three minutes passed, and the smell of meat came to the nose, so that the crocodile, who had no teeth in his mouth, couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Chen Yi looked at the bay crocodile, pointed to the white horse corpse and said, "That's what I'll reward you, I'll go on the road when you're full." ”
The crocodile was very happy, where did he care if his mouth hurt or not, he quickly crawled over and bit when he opened his mouth. But if you don't have teeth, how can you eat?
Sun Wukong simply did it to the end, turned the golden hoop stick into a machete, chopped the white horse corpse into small pieces, and let the bay crocodile enjoy a good meal. It also miraculously grows new teeth, and it seems that it will not be starved to death.
Chen Yi picked up a string of horsewhips and handed it to Sun Wukong and said, "Monkey, do you eat meat?"
Sun Wukong hurriedly shook his head: "Disciple, you can eat it, Master." ”
"You just eat poop, your whole family eats poop!" Chen Yi scolded, and didn't bother to care about Sun Wukong, he swallowed all the roasted horsewhips by himself, and his face was intoxicated.
And just when Chen Yi closed his eyes and reminisced, Sun Wukong had already taken out the golden hoop stick and quietly approached, smashing it towards Chen Yi's head.
"Goku, stop!"
A coquettish cry came from the sky, and then I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva sitting on the lotus platform and slowly approaching, looking at Sun Wukong with a displeased face and said, "You monkey head, what do you want?"
Sun Wukong scratched his head, rolled his eyes, hurriedly turned the golden hoop stick into an umbrella, and grinned: "Bodhisattva, old Sun saw that the master was resting in the sun, so give him sunshine." ”
After Chen Yi heard Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice, he also hurriedly stood up, wiped the oil stains from the corners of his mouth, and folded his hands and said, "The disciple has seen my sister, why does my sister have time to come to see the disciple today?"
Guanyin shook his head slightly and said: "Chen Xuanzang, you are so defenseless, how can you reach the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures? Today, this seat will give you a treasure to restrain that monkey head." ”
As he spoke, Guanyin took out a shining steel ring and looked up, looking very good.
Sun Wukong knew that it was a magic weapon that Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to use to restrain himself, and he was reluctant to do so. But he knew that he couldn't beat Guanyin, so he could only pray that Chen Yi wouldn't like to eat whips anymore.
Chen Yi looked up at Guanyin, clasped his hands together and said: "Sister, the sun in the sky is too hot, it's not good for the skin, sister should come down first to enjoy the coolness, my sister is sweating." ”
Guanyin almost didn't fall down from the lotus platform, thinking to herself, how did this golden cicada become such a mother-in-law? But she has been reincarnated ten times, and the change of heart is natural.
Also, what he said is also true, the damn sun is really hot, if it weren't for some sunscreen before going out, it is estimated that the skin would have darkened.
Thinking about this, Guanyin really lowered the clouds and came to the mountains and forests on the ground, and suddenly felt a cool blow, so uncomfortable! It turns out that there are also benefits in the world.
Chen Yi poured some water for Guanyin and handed it over: "Sister quench your thirst first, the spring water in this mountain is sweet." ”
Guanyin didn't refuse Chen Yi's kindness, took the purple gold bowl, and drank a little pretendically. But just this bite made her extremely stunned. This rice bowl sent by the Buddha is really a treasure, and it can turn the mountain spring into an attribute, and it is comfortable to drink.
"Goo knock! goo knock ......"
Guanyin drank all the spring water in one go, and suddenly he was even more radiant, and his whole body was extremely cool, and there was no sense of heat.
After returning the purple gold bowl to Chen Yi, Guanyin motioned to Sun Wukong to go over, took out the steel ring carved with bananas, watermelons and other melons and fruits, and said: "The name of this thing is called the tight hoop, and it will take root after wearing it, and it can no longer be removed. ”
Sun Wukong's heart suddenly collapsed with 10,000 alpacas, but unfortunately if he collapsed again, he had to give in, who let him not be able to beat Guanyin? Not to mention the one who hid the knife in his smile.
Chen Yi was also afraid that Sun Wukong would turn against the water one day, so he also said on the side: "Wukong, you just put it on, it's safe to wear a condom." ”
Sun Wukong had no choice but to put a steel ring on his head. As soon as I put it on, I felt very uncomfortable, and quickly reached out to pick it up, but unfortunately I couldn't pick it up, and it was already rooted.
Guanyin motioned for Chen Yi to go over again, and taught the mantra with his ear.
Chen Yi smiled and began to test the effect of this hoop, and then recited the mantra of the hoop.
"Ahh
Sun Wukong screamed, holding his head and turning his head, breaking many big trees and breaking a lot of rocks. Even on the ground, he knocked out a few big pits.
"Master Mo Nian, Master Mo Nian!" Sun Wukong held his painful head and kept kowtowing to Chen Yi, that expression was as painful as it was.
Seeing that the effect was good, Chen Yi also stopped chanting the mantra, and let Sun Wukong relieve the pain, lying on the ground in a big word, panting heavily.
Chen Yi didn't care about Sun Wukong, but turned his head to look at Guanyin and said, "Sister, why don't you go down to the ground to rest?"
Guanyin smiled slightly and said, "I just like to sit on the lotus platform." ”
Chen Yi kept nodding: "Uh-huh, Guanyin uh sit on that lotus, this trick is good, this trick is good." ”
Guanyin looked at Chen Yi puzzled, not understanding what this guy meant by this, but he didn't ask.
Chen Yi secretly rejoiced, it seems that the Bodhisattva will also fall into the pit, his eyes rolled and said: "Sister, if it is me and you...... Uh...... Do you need to wear a condom?"
"No, I don't. Guanyin replied without even thinking about it: "How can this seat feel that you are not safe......? Cover. ”
"That's good, that's good, how bad is it to wear? Chen Yi successfully dug a pit, and he was so proud in his heart.
Guanyin finished today's business, so he drove the clouds and rose again, and said to Chen Yi: "Xuanzang, this way is far away, there are many difficulties, you must be more careful, this seat is waiting for you to learn the scriptures." ”
"Okay, okay. Chen Yiyin smiled and said, "Sister go slowly, the disciple will definitely come to get my sister as soon as possible...... Fine!"
Guanyin stopped talking and drove away, but he always felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what was wrong.