Chapter 493: Fart Collapse Pit (I)

Then I heard a sudden sound, and several fierce tigers also took off into the air. The strange wind and dark clouds dissipated, and the sky was clear again.

Look again, all the people who are kneeling on the ground are stupid. One by one, they were dumbfounded, lost their souls, and stunned.

This little living Buddha was taken away by the demon tiger, and this catastrophe is great! The demon that the living Buddha can't suppress is so cruel and terrifying!

"I said boss, boss, just for a few small money, why don't you 、、、、、、" The fake Luo Guo suddenly came back to his senses and cried with a big grin.

"Big Demon Tiger、、、、、、 big Demon Tiger、、、、、、" The little fat man kneeling on the side suddenly turned over and rolled over and yelled like a demon.

The little monk was suddenly taken away by the tiger, and the little fat man was more afraid than anyone else. More frightened than others, at a loss.

But suddenly, the little fat man heard the cry of the fake Luo Guo in despair, and talked about the money、、、、、、

The little fat man was taken aback and suddenly came to his senses. The little sow rolled her eyes and hurriedly yelled indiscriminately to suppress the cry of the fake pot. He crawled to the side of the fake Luo Guo, and secretly pinched him hard under his armpit, choking his cry.

The fake Luo pot was pinched by the little fat man, and he didn't understand it, so he shouted more bluntly: "Big brother, big brother, it's not worth 、、、、、、"

The little fat man hurriedly pinched hard under the armpit of the fake Luo pot, screaming to the sky and the earth, and shouting hoarsely: "Big, big catastrophe、、、、、、"

When everyone heard the little fat man's shouting, they were even more frightened, and they kowtowed inexplicably, weeping and wiping their tears: "The great catastrophe is 、、、、、、."

The little fat man took the opportunity to pinch hard under the armpit of the fake Luo pot, and at the same time scolded in a vicious whisper in his ear: "Damn Lu Laosan, you are stupid?!

"Second brother, but the boss 、、、、、、" The fake Luo Guo looked at the direction where the little monk disappeared, crying and not knowing what to say.

"Boss、、、、、、 big brother, we can't take care of it, and we can't save it. For now, we have to save ourselves first. And get the money away! We can't let down the boss! Let the boss die in vain and bleed in vain, isn't it stupid to be a third child?!" The little fat man flickered in a high-sounding manner, and pinched it under the armpit of the fake Luo pot, and admonished: "Wake up and create chaos!

"Big, big, big tiger、、、、、、 big, big, big catastrophe、、、、、、" Fake Luo Guo beat his chest, howled, and screamed.

"Great catastrophe、、、、、、 The crowd was terrified, lost their souls, and at a loss, and they also cried, kowtowed, and shouted indiscriminately.

"Ladies and gentlemen, old and young masters, all neighbors, all guest officers, crying cannot eliminate the disaster、、、、、、!

The little fat man stepped forward and shouted impassionedly: "The living Buddha was taken away by the demon tiger, which shows that this calamity is great! In order to save the living Buddha, but also to save all of us! We must work with one heart and one mind to cast the golden body of the big Buddha before there is hope!"

Everyone seemed to suddenly see the savior, stopped the chaos, was dumbfounded, and looked stupidly at the little fat man who had changed into a person.

The little fat man raised his arms and shouted: "Fellow villagers, old and young masters, yes! I was a stubborn person in the past! I was a bastard, not a good person! However, after the teachings of the little living Buddha, I have already repented! I have decided to change my past mistakes, be reborn, change my mind, and become a new person! I am fat young master, if I spit on a mouthful of spit, it is a nail! If I let out a fart, I will collapse the ground into a pit! My words will definitely count! I have decided to take refuge in Buddhism! I want to inherit the legacy of the little living Buddha and fulfill the grand wish of casting the golden Buddha! For myself and all of you, I will eliminate disasters and solve problems! You all say, "Okay?"

"Okay, good、、、、、、" Everyone is six gods and no master, which can be regarded as seeing a savior. was infected by the little fat man, and couldn't help but get up.

"That's good、、、、、、 Amitabha, please help, gather all this money, and load it into the car. I should cast the golden body of the Buddha as soon as possible, for everyone, and even more for myself, to eliminate disasters and solve problems! But to cast the golden body of the Buddha, this money is definitely not enough! In order to show sincerity, how much gold is missing, I have all the money! I am bankrupt, smashing pots and selling iron, and I must also cast the golden body of the Buddha!"

The more the little fat man spoke, the more excited he became, and he was moved to tears. Fat all over his body with excitement, he trembled vigorously.

Everyone was completely moved by the little fat man, and they all flocked to it. Put all the money like a mountain into a sack and carry it to a donkey cart that had been prepared a long time ago. Then, the fake Luo Guo hurriedly drove the donkey cart, and the little fat man prepared to leave quickly.

But everyone is concerned about the casting of the Buddha, and they all follow suit. Everyone gathered around and marched towards the blacksmith shop in the back street.

Seeing this, the fake Luo Guo had a bitter face and kept looking at the little fat man. The little fat man also secretly frowned, and the little sow's eyes secretly rolled.

Suddenly, the little fat man saw that not far ahead, there was an extremely vast manor. The little fat man's little sow's eyes suddenly lit up, his eyes rolled, and he motioned to fake Luo Guo and continued to drive away, but he himself stopped.

"Stop, everyone, stop!" the little fat man clapped his hands vigorously and shouted, drawing everyone's attention to himself, and then shouted loudly: "Everyone, everyone stop, listen to me! I speak counts. My fat young master is a mouthful of spittle, a nail, a fart and a pit! Everyone, please see, this manor in front of me is my industry. I invite everyone, come with me, and go in and move the gold. Do you all say, would you like to?"

"Yes、、、、、、 willing、、、、、、" everyone cheered in response.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I can't hide it! My family is a gold mine, and there is no place to put a lot of gold. But my dad is an old money fan. After a while, he will definitely stop it. You don't have to worry about him, you can take whatever you see, you know?"

The little fat man's cheeks and fat were shaking, and he dared to pull the emperor off the horse, and he was righteous and awe-inspiring to beat the local tyrants and divide the fields.

"Know、、、、、、 understand、、、、、、" everyone echoed.

"Come on, move the gold!" The little fat man's fat hand like a dough cake waved, leading everyone to the big manor.

The large estate covers an extremely large area, at least on 500 acres. This is definitely a huge wealth in Shenniu Town, where every inch of land is valuable.