The snow melted, and puffs of water vapor rose in the pot. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Finger-long loaches were also thrown in one by one.

Swim around in the water.

I don't know if it's lively or crowded, all the loaches show their little heads, it's fun.

-- It's funny, seeing such a lot of small things moving around, not to mention being thrown in, just looking at it makes me itch all over my body.

As if to increase the sense of fear, Wen Zhuyuan even broke a few pieces of steamed buns that were roasted on a stick in front of Nong Zhixing.

The loaches that were originally squeezed to the bottom of the pot smelled the aroma of roasted steamed buns, and they also swam up, shaking their heads and tails, and spitting blisters.

More than a dozen even jumped out of the water, churning around the edge of the pot.

Water Splash ......

Nong pointed to the hero of the first life, and he never knew what "fear" was in his life, but at this moment, he was afraid.

His face became ugly, like a roasted whole sheep on a fire, red ...... Purple...... Black......

Wen Zhuyuan even feared that he was not afraid enough, and continued to coax the seedlings on the side, almost set up a set with Wang Guozhen, and said, "I don't know where Brother Wang is from?"

Wang Guozhen politely hugged his fist at him and said, "Songyang." ”

Wen stopped and said: "Songyang is a good place, the four cities of Nanling, the richest is Nanling, I heard that Feng Nantian, who is rich in the world, is your fellow countryman." As the saying goes, the rich man's fellow holds up half the sky...... Alas, on this cold day, I am very sorry to let you accompany you here, Brother Wang. In order to express my apologies, how about letting the younger brother give Brother Wang a fur coat to protect from the wind and cold?"

Wang Guozhen arched his hand and said with a smile: "It's embarrassing to let the little brother break the bank." ”

Wen Zhuyuan waved his hand and said, "Actually, it's not a cost, it's just a gesture." ”

At this point, he rubbed the tip of his nose with his right index finger, as if he was thinking about some major issue. After a little clue in his head, he said, "Brother, I am from the mountains, and I am a frog at the bottom of the well, unlike you, Brother Wang, who has lived in the imperial capital for a long time, has seen a lot of knowledge, and has worn more skin than I have eaten more salt, what bearskin, wolf skin, leopard skin, tiger skin, python skin, not to mention it, but I don't know if it has passed through human skin?"

"What, what?" Wang Guozhen plucked his ears vigorously, as if he didn't understand what he was saying.

Wen Zhuyuan looked Nong up and down, and said with a smile: "Human skin." ”

Wang Guozhen understood, and his eyes also glanced at Nong Zhixing's body, deliberately lengthened his voice, and said, "Well...... I really haven't tried it in the downfall. ”

Wen Zhuyuan walked up to Nong Zhixing, looked at his bare skin covered with various beast patterns, and smacked his mouth and said: "If you want to say that this fur suit made of human skin, it really has a lot of benefits, warm in winter and cool in summer, mosquito repellent and sunscreen, leisure and health, and also has the effect of beauty and skin care." In particular, the skin of the barbarian, who had lived in South Vietnam for a long time, and had been repeatedly sun-drenched and drenched by the abundant sunshine and abundant rain there, was thicker and tougher than the finest rhinoceros skin, and when put on it, it not only protected it from the heat and cold, but also made it invulnerable. Moreover, I heard that barbarians like tattoos, and all kinds of messy things are pierced upwards, and after wearing them, walking at night can ward off evil spirits, and sleeping in a night bed can prevent pregnancy. ”

Wang Guozhen pretended to be surprised and said: "Oh, yes, there is such a magical effect." Hearing you say that, I'm really going to give it a try, little brother. I just don't know if this human skin is good to hunt?"

Wen Zhuyuan patted Nong's shoulder and said, "It's easy." Later, I threw the brute into the big iron pot, lit his acupoint, and then drew a cross-shaped opening on his head, sprinkled spices, bait, and so on, and the loaches in the pot were scurrying around looking for holes because of the heat, and they would get into his buttocks, eyes, and nostrils. With such a drill, this benevolent brother will feel uncomfortable and itchy all over, but he can't move at all because of the acupoints all over his body, so his body's instinct will prompt him to keep struggling, trying to break the loach off his body and crawl out of the pot, thus prompting him to hide the internal force in his body. When the body reaches its limit, he will hear a "snort", and his whole body will come out of the big hole in the cross in the door of his head, and the skin will remain in the pot. At this time, the water in the pot is just boiling, used to disinfect and remove hair, and then dry and nitrate, which is a good material for making fur fur. ”

Wang Guozhen clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful, wonderful, it's wonderful." ”

Nong Zhixing seemed to be squeezed dry of the last trace of surging in his body, and suddenly struggled for a moment, shouting, "Kill me!"

Wen Zhuyuan sighed and said, "It's a pity to kill such a good fur fur." ”

Nong pointed to the line: "Don't you Zhongzhou people have a saying that you can't punish the rivers and lakes?"

Wen Zhuyuan kicked him hard in the ass and scolded: "If you don't know, don't chirp crookedly, that's not a doctor." Even if you can't punish the rivers and lakes, you are not from our Zhongzhou rivers and lakes. ”

Nong pointed out: "......"

Wang Guozhen looked at him, as if he suddenly remembered something, and shouted: "Oh, it's not good, Brother Wen, I think it's better for you to hurry up and control his acupoints." I heard that Jianghu people like to play the trick of biting their tongues and committing suicide. Wouldn't it be a pity if he couldn't stand the torture and bit his tongue and killed himself halfway?"

Wen stopped and said: "Brother Wang is too worried, this kind of trick of biting his tongue and committing suicide, in fact, is a trick made up by legendary stories, and no one can die at all." Besides, no matter how precious a person's tongue is, is there still a person whose life in the crotch is precious? Isn't there a lot of big dukes and little fathers-in-law who have even cut off their lives in the imperial capital, and they still live comfortably. According to my understanding, biting off the tongue is the same as cutting off the root of life, and it will not kill people at all, but will only make some slight changes in people's temperament, appearance and body organs, such as liking women's dresses, liking to eat dog shit, liking to raise one leg to pee on the wall, liking to curl up and preach everywhere that I am a piece of cow shit, flowers come and stick to me, etc., and there will be slight changes in tastes and needs in that regard, such as liking to have sex with cows, dogs, ants, and even trees。 Moreover, his tongue is broken, and he cannot justify all the actions he has done, of course, what we say is what everyone takes for granted. Now, this Siping City is as tight as a copper wall, and even a fly can't fly out, even if he doesn't confess, it's a matter of time before he catches the tiger. After we caught him, we told him that it was this brute who had revealed his whereabouts. Even when we haven't caught Tiger Jumei, we can publicize that this barbarian brother has betrayed all the spies in Nanban, and at this moment he is leading people everywhere to arrest Tiger Jumei. What do you think Tiger Jumei will think of him, and what will his people think of him?"

Wang Guozhen clapped his hands and said, "Not bad, it's really getting more and more interesting." Oh, I said this brute brother, you must carry it to the end and don't confess easily, otherwise, I will not only lose a fur made of human skin, but also a lot less fun. ”

Speaking of this, he greeted the Jianghu people who were already eager to try, and said, "Brothers, prepare, invite our barbarian brother into the pot." ”

Nong Zhixing couldn't stand it anymore, and said loudly: "Okay, I'll move, I'll do it all!"