Chapter 5 Domineering Idiot
Holding a drum urn and a golden hammer, he can carry the tripod with a thousand pounds. All the heroes of the world bow down, I am a tyrant three inches!
Some fragmentary memories flashed in his mind like old movie films, and Chen Ziang's thoughts were confused by the sudden impact of the memory, and his face was frozen in place.
Fortunately, the young general had long been accustomed to the appearance of his third brother, and it was not surprising that he took his hand and hurriedly went to the cubicle.
"Hurry up and wait for my third brother to change clothes, bring the armor given by the emperor, and change it for my third brother!"
As soon as the young general entered the house, he yelled at the two sturdy women, and went to the inner room to take out a black stick, and made a dull sound on the ground, which was obviously not light.
The two women surrounded without saying a word, and put on Chen Ziang's body one by one, and finally brought a set of bright silver armor, a black gold crown with a bundle of hair, and a pair of tiger boots.
Chen Ziang only felt that no one was fiddling back and forth, and when he came to his senses again, he found that he had changed his dress, stretched out his hand and raised his knees to look at a suit of armor, and touched the golden crown on his head, although he knew that he was also a rich and noble family in this life, but he was really not happy in his heart.
Because through the bronze giant mirror opposite, he clearly saw his current dignity. A dwarf with dull eyes, a hairy face, a scorched complexion, a skinny face, and no more than five feet tall was doing the same thing as himself.
And if the memory I accepted was not wrong, it seems that this person has another problem.
He twisted his head and opened his mouth to the young general in armor behind him, who was also the fifth brother of this life, Song Yuyuan.
"Ah...... Ahda...... Ada....... ”
That's right, not only is he a dwarf in this life, but he's also a mute!
"Third brother, what do you want to say?"
Song Yuyuan leaned over, Danfeng eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, square lips and mouth, broad forehead and flat top, and the handsome appearance of light ground made Chen Ziang suddenly feel a sense of jealousy.
"Ah...... Ahhhh......h
Chen Ziang closed his eyes and snorted casually, anyway, you don't know what I'm talking about, so you can guess hard!
"Third brother, no matter what you want to do, you can't do it at this time! The surnamed Dong has already arrived at the gate of our house, let's hurry over, otherwise my father will punish you and me again, and you don't want to be punished by your father again, right?"
Song Yuyuan frowned, shook his head and said hurriedly.
A fear instinctively rose from the bottom of his heart, it seems that his predecessor was very afraid of this matter! Chen Ziang flipped through his memory, looked at the so-called punishment, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, it turned out that the so-called punishment was to keep his predecessor in his small courtyard for ten days and not be allowed to come out!
Silly boy, don't you know that your little courtyard has been unguarded?
"Fifth Young Master, Third Young Master has been dressed up neatly. ”
A woman's voice sounded innocently, and Song Yuyuan shoved the stick in his hand into Chen Ziang's hand, pulled him and rushed out of the door.
"Get out of here! you can't call anyone, what's the use of you?"
Song Yuyuan kicked away a slave who was kneeling at the door of the small courtyard, his eyes widened, and his green face revealed a cold killing intent!
"Fifth Young Master, the Third Young Master is not disturbed when he sleeps, the slave and maid really don't dare!"
The slave was prostrate on the ground, trembling, and her voice was full of fear.
This man would rather offend the punishment of the young general than disturb his rest, this is really brave and loyal!
Chen Ziang habitually spit out a grote in his heart, and looked through the fate of the person who disturbed his rest in his mind, and couldn't help grinning, it's so cruel!
"Hmph! Sooner or later, I'll settle accounts with you!"
Song Yuyuan let out a cold snort at the people on the ground, and once again pulled Chen Ziang's sleeve and rushed into the distance.
After stepping into the courtyard, a high-headed gate came into view, the mighty stone lions on the left and right opened their teeth and claws, and the soldiers on both sides stood straight.
"When it comes, hopefully it won't be too late. ”
Song Yuyuan breathed a sigh of relief, let go of Chen Ziang's sleeves, straightened his clothes and greeted Chen Ziang, and walked into the door.
It seems that this place is still not as prosperous as the Zhennan Palace. ’
Because the memory is very scattered and confusing, Chen Ziang did not accurately feel how big the Taishou Mansion he lived in this life was, and this trip was also to spend energy to remember the road, so as not to know the east, west, north and south like his predecessor in the future.
After entering the gate, they crossed the courtyard with a rockery in the middle, and the two entered the hall in turn.
There were five or six people standing on both sides of the hall, each dressed in brocade robes, with extraordinary appearances, which also brought Chen Ziang a familiar feeling, and it seemed that they were all relatives in this life. There are two men sitting in the center, the one on the right has a face like a crown of jade, a slender body, and he is obviously past the age of knowing the destiny of heaven, but he looks like a handsome uncle in his thirties, it is the cheap father of this life, the patriarch of the Song family, the Taishou of Baxia County, Song Xiu!
"I've seen my father!"
Song Yuyuan clasped his hands into fists, saluted Song Xiu, and then turned his head to look in the direction of the guest.
"I've seen General Dong!"
"Okay, you are Song Yuyuan, who is known as the Qiliner of the Song family, right?"
General Dong is a middle-aged man in his forties, wearing a purple embroidered robe, a jade ring around his waist, and embroidered gold thread blue court boots on his feet, with a majestic face and a beard with one hand.
"It is Yuyuan, General Dong has a good reputation. How many of my brothers are not high or low, what is the Song family Qilin'er?"
Song Yuyuan's face remained unchanged, and he bowed respectfully.
"Haha...... Ha ha...... , just by virtue of your few words, it should be the three words of Qilin'er!"
General Dong laughed, and did not look at Chen Ziang behind Song Yuyuan.
"You are the invincible general who has received His Majesty's grace, right?"
General Dong said with a smile, but his eyes were squinted, and the corners of his mouth were slightly twitched, and he seemed to be very disdainful in his heart.
It's a pity that Chen Ziang didn't pay any attention to him, crossed his hands in front of his chest, stood a figure of eight with his feet, and motionless with the pestle in place, which was also the consistent practice of his predecessor in his memory!
I don't know you, I don't bird you!
"Dong comfort, the invincible general is just a joke of His Majesty, how can it be taken seriously?"
Song Xiu smiled politely, and shouted at Chen Ziang with a tiger face: "Evil beast, didn't you tell you that a distinguished guest would come today? Why did you still sleep until this time, it seems that you owe it again!"
"Hey, Lord Taishou is angry, he's just an idiot, why bother with him. ”
General Dong smiled and turned sideways, and said, "I heard that your third son, Hengping, is capable of carrying the Ding!
Song Xiu turned his head and said with a wry smile: "Dissatisfied with the general, my idiot is extremely stubborn, and no one can force him to do what he doesn't want to do." ”
"Isn't it okay to be too shou-sama?"
"I can't either. ”
Song Xiu saw that the other party was a little displeased, and said, "But my idiot has a good relationship with Yuyuan, otherwise I will let him try?"
"Oh, that's a lot of work!"
"Polite, polite, as it should be. ”
The two arched their hands, and Song Xiu turned around again to look at Song Yuyuan.
"Yuyuan, you tell him, let him carry the tripod at the door!"
"Yes, Father. ”
Song Yuyuan nodded.
The people present did not deliberately avoid anyone when they spoke, and their voices were also in the normal range, of course Chen Ziang heard it very clearly, this is really taking himself as a fool, you should discuss whether you should carry this matter behind your back, at least don't let me hear it!
There is also the bronze tripod in the corner of the door, I was still wondering how such a thing could be placed, it turned out that it was specially used to sneak me to play!