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He smiled, suddenly had an idea, and decided to disgust the tiger.

He touched the back of his head and said, "In our Zhongzhou Martial Arts, to deal with challengers, we are divided into three, six, nine and so on, the first-class challengers we use the first-class challenge specifications, the last-class challengers, we use the last-class challenge specifications, I don't know what level of challengers your Excellency thinks you are?"

Hu Jufeng snorted fiercely, and said: "It's this old trick again, do you want to say that you are the most unpopular person in Zhongzhou martial arts, so Qiu Wanqian sent you out to receive me, hmph, no matter how good you are, I Hu Jufeng is the strongest first-class challenger." ”

Wen Zhuyuan shook his index finger and sighed: "No, no, no, I never thought that I was the most unpopular person in the rivers and lakes, I was the most noble person in the rivers and lakes, and I also felt that Your Excellency was a first-class challenger, so the owner of Qiu Zhuang sent me, the most noble person, to meet your challenge with first-class hospitality specifications." Now, I'll tell you a little bit more about these challenges. This is the last challenge specification is that the two of them don't say a word when they meet, like a mad dog tearing and biting indiscriminately, but the first-class challenge specification is as elegant as drinking tea and as calm as playing the piano. And to be so elegant and calm, we must first understand the rules of our Zhongzhou martial arts. ”

Hearing him say this, not only Hu Jufeng, but even Mu Rujingye was a little curious: What are the rules of Zhongzhou martial arts? Why haven't I heard of it.

Of course he hadn't heard of it, so he didn't hear about it.

Tiger Jufeng said: "What rules?"

Wen Zhiyuan secretly glanced at Mu Rujingye, and said with a smile: "This is the first one, love the motherland, love the people, love the Communist Party of China, ......."

Tiger Jufeng and Mu Rujing Ye at the same time: "......"

Wen stopped and said: "The king of heaven covers the tiger, and the river demon of Pagoda Town." ”

Hu Jufeng's throat swallowed his phlegm hard: "What does this rule mean?"

Wen stopped and said: "Don't care what you mean, this third rule is, good reading does not seek to understand." ”

The hand holding the knife trembled a little: "What holiness?"

Wen stopped and said: "The flat pole is long, the bench is wide, the flat pole is tied to the bench, the bench does not let the flat pole be tied to the bench, and the flat pole must be tied to the bench......"

Hu Jufeng shook his head and said, "What kind of rule are you, I am a little confused when I hear it." ”

Wen Zhuyuan smiled and said, "Hey, it's right, tongue twister." You see, you can hear a tongue twister, and if our owner uses his soul-breaking marksmanship, you will be even more twisted. If you feel like winding, I'll tell you a way you won't feel like winding anymore. ”

Hu Jufeng said: "What way?"

Wen Zhuyuan remembered Xiao Qiang's method of dealing with the stunned Qing Qin Wuyang in "The First Chaos in History", he laughed and began to play with a bad brain, walked over, and lightly hammered a few times on the chest of the tiger standing high, and said: "That is to learn the hundred honors and one hundred shames of our Zhongzhou martial arts." ”

Hu Jufeng is not only the hand holding the knife, but the whole person is starting to be bad, swaying all over, and said: "Lao Tzu is here to find a thousand enemies to compete, not to listen to your blind chirping." ”

Wen Zhuyuan was unmoved, and continued to insist: "This is not only the rules of our Zhongzhou martial arts, but also the rules set by our entire Zhongzhou martial arts colleagues, if you want to challenge the enemy alliance leader, you must memorize a hundred honors and one hundred shames in order to obtain the qualification to challenge, otherwise, everyone wants to challenge him, then wouldn't he be exhausted to death? How can he have time to manage the affairs of Zhongzhou martial arts." We have an old saying in Zhongzhou called "follow the customs", since you want to challenge the owner of Qiu Wanqian, you have to abide by the rules of our Zhongzhou martial arts. ”

Tiger Jufeng said: "Okay, good...... You said. ”

Wen Zhuyuan smiled and said: "Hey, that's right, follow the customs, then I'll say, this first one, be proud of knowing a hundred honors and a hundred shames, and be ashamed of not knowing a hundred honors and a hundred shames." ”

Hu Jufeng slashed the knife in his hand on the stone on the side of the road, and said angrily: "Waste people talk nonsense!"

Wen stopped and said: "Alas, that's right, this second article is to be proud of being able to listen to a hundred honors and a hundred shames, and to be ashamed of thinking that a hundred honors and a hundred shames are nonsense." ”

Tiger Tower: "......"

Hearing this, he stopped and said: "I am proud to be able to patiently listen to a hundred honors and one hundred shames, and I am ashamed to be unable to listen to one hundred honors and one hundred shames." ”

Tiger began to feel like there were flies flying all around his head.

Hearing this, he stopped and said: "I am proud to listen to a hundred honors and a hundred shames like a spring breeze, and I am ashamed to feel that there are flies buzzing around after listening to a hundred honors and a hundred shames." ”

Hu Jufeng's face turned red, as if his patience had reached the limit.

Hearing this, he stopped and said: "I'm proud that people are born of people......"

In order to win back a game, Hu Jufeng immediately rushed to say: "I'm ashamed that people are not human." ”

Wen Zhuyuan glanced at him and said, "It's ashamed to defecate in the open." ”

Tiger Jufeng said: "This is the first number." ”

Hearing this, he stopped and said: "I am proud to know how many honors and shames I have, and I am ashamed to not know how many honors and shames I have." ”

The tiger has lost its majesty, and it has lost the arrogance when it first came.

Before Wen Zhiyuan could continue, he hugged his fist at him, coughed dryly, and said, "That...... What the...... It suddenly occurred to me that I still had unwashed clothes at home, and it looked like it was going to snow. I'll come back another day to visit the owner. ”

As he spoke, he put the knife into the sheath, turned around and left.

Wen Zhuyuan called him with a smile behind him: "Tiger hero, don't go, there are still ninety-five honors and ninety-five shames, hold on for a while." ”

As a result, with that said, he ran faster.

Wen Zhuyuan couldn't help but laugh himself.

In a blink of an eye, he saw that Qiu Wanqian had come behind him at some point.

Mu Rujing Ye went up, bowed, and said, "Big brother." ”

Qiu Wanqian nodded at him and said, "Second brother, there may be a dispute here later, you wait here first." ”

Speaking of this, he smiled at Wen Zhuyuan and said, "He is worthy of being a disciple who relieves thousands of sorrows, and his eloquence is really good." ”

Xie Qianchou followed him and walked towards the backyard.

Mu Rujingye looked at the backs of the two, and a ...... suddenly appeared in her eyes A hideous look.

But it's fleeting.

Even the nearest family member did not see him.

What's more, the hatred that has left is far away.

Qiu Wanqian continued the above sentence and continued: "It's a pity that the martial arts are a little worse. ”

Wen stopped and said: "What's the difference?!" My swordsmanship can cut off the flow of the waterfall in Chongdugou. ”

Qiu Wanqian suddenly sighed and said, "It's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity that you practiced martial arts too late, missed the best opportunity in your life, and couldn't practice superior internal skills." Otherwise, with your understanding, you can practice the realm of qi and sword, which is unmatched in the rivers and lakes today. ”

Hearing this, he bared his teeth as he learned from the fire god and evil god, and said in a deep voice: "What do you know? Haven't you heard that the martial arts in the world are only fast and unbreakable!"

Qiu Wanqian was suddenly stunned, as if he had an understanding, and muttered: "Only fast does not break the ......"