Chapter 04: Passive Slacking
For Xiaolan's inner thoughts, Wukong didn't know at all, and fortunately he didn't know, otherwise, Wukong would be 100% and would definitely vomit eight liters of blood.
The leader had already seen that Wukong was not a good person at all, but she never thought that Wukong and Xiaolan had slept sweetly for ten days.
After all, the age difference between Wukong and Xiaolan is obviously at least five years, so all the other Yue people on the ship are wishful thinking that Xiaolan just treats Wukong, a bad boy, as a little brother.
Originally, for the sake of Xiaolan's face, the leader actually didn't bother to trouble Wukong at all, but for seven days, Wukong occupied the bow of the boat and fished in style, which made the leader feel ...... It's very unbearable.
When Goku is not present, the way the leader spends his boring time on the boat is either sitting alone on the bow of the boat and playing the piano, or chatting with Xiaolan, and that's all there is to it.
Fortunately, Wukong not only occupies the entire bow of the boat, and keeps fishing every day for extreme leisure, but also keeps pestering Xiaolan, which is equivalent to depriving the leader of the only two leisure methods at the same time.
Therefore, the leader, who had endured it for three days in a row, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
It's more angry to think about it, Wukong is obviously a little cook with no status, but he lives better than everyone else every day, and he stays on the bow of the boat every day, as if the whole boat is his.
Therefore, when the leader heard the maid's reply, his really angry head was about to smoke.
So, after carefully putting on a hat to cover his face, the leader suppressed his anger, clenched his fists, and left the room through gritted teeth.
When Wukong was flickering with Xiaolan, he suddenly saw the leader wearing a hat, so he immediately let go of Xiaolan's right hand, pretending to be serious, and stared at the river with extreme seriousness.
"You get out of here now, and go fishing somewhere else!" The leader didn't say any nonsense, and drove people away when he came up.
As soon as he heard this, Wukong immediately rolled his eyes, and quickly lied with a bitter face: "Mother-in-law, I work hard here every day, isn't it all for you? In order to let you eat the most delicious meal, you don't know, I am so worried every day, I can't sleep almost all night." Don't listen to those idlers, fishing is actually very tiring. If I hadn't been thinking about my mother-in-law, I would have gone to those big brothers to gamble for money. You don't know, my gambling skills can almost be said to be invincible in the world, and I can win them all by betting with them casually. Mother-in-law, it's windy here, so let's go back first. After saying it loyally, Wukong looked at the leader with a blank eye, waiting for the other party to leave.
How is Wukong's life every day, doesn't the leader know, so, seeing this in front of him, there is no truth at all, and the stinky boy who is extremely underbeaten, the leader really wants to raise his foot and kick it directly in Wukong's face!
However, it may be the reason for disdain and Wukong's general knowledge, the leader looked at Wukong angrily for a while, but did not beat Wukong, but raised his hand to the stern of the boat, and said in extreme anger: "You give me a chance to get out of here!"
Wukong saw that the other party was really angry, so he was very knowledgeable, quickly put away his fishing gear, and prepared to take Xiaolan to fish elsewhere.
However, the leader's next words really annoyed Wukong.
"Xiaolan stays, and you will fish alone in the future. After saying something smugly, the leader looked at Goku with a smile, waiting for his depressed expression to dare to be angry.
However, what neither the leader nor Xiaolan expected was that Wukong's expression did not change at all, and he directly carried his fishing gear and left the bow of the boat in a gray manner.
"It's really useless, I don't have any guts at all, I'm destined to be a chef for the rest of my life, and I won't have a big chance at all. Xiaolan, I found that you have been looking at him a little wrong in the past two days, you had better pay attention to yourself. He and we are not all the way. After the leader finished speaking, he looked at Xiaolan, who was looking at Wukong's back at this time, waiting for her answer.
After ten days of getting along, Xiaolan actually knows Wukong a little, and knows that Wukong's knowledge is very broad, as if there is nothing in the world that he doesn't know.
There are many things that Wukong said, Xiaolan has never heard of at all, so she can only keep watching Wukong alone, where Barabala keeps talking.
Of course, she doesn't hate it at all, being a listener who can't interject, and Xiaolan firmly believes that Wukong will definitely become famous in the world and become a very promising person in the future.
Therefore, after listening to the leader's disparagement of Wukong, Xiaolan just laughed and changed the topic to something else.
Between Xiaolan and the leader, what is being talked about at this time, Wukong is not interested at all, the only thing he wants to do now is to let the old woman who caused trouble for him...... Pretty!
So, under the curious gaze of the Yue guards, Wukong found a place that was out of the way, rearranged his fishing platform, and began to make the bait very seriously.
After carefully unhooking the hook and throwing it into the river with a wicked smile, Wukong picked up a small fish and tied it to his fishing line, and then threw the fishing rod in a chic manner, and fixed the fishing rod on the side of the boat, and then, Wukong leaned back on his chaise longue, pressed down on his hat, and fell asleep with a smile.
The Yue guards are very relieved about Wukong's fishing skills, so after watching Wukong for a while, no one pays attention to it, in fact, Wukong has completely entered the dream.
When it was time to eat at noon, all the Yue people gathered together at the bow of the boat, looking forward to the delicious meal made by Wukong.
However, when the servants put a plate of pickles and a bowl of rice one by one, all the Yue people present were completely dumbfounded.
When the leader saw the little broken pickles in front of her, which was difficult to swallow at all, her good mood this morning was completely gone.
After Xiaolan found out about this situation, she immediately understood that this was Wukong's intention to take revenge on the leader, so she quickly lowered her head, picked up her own rice and took a bite, wanting to pretend to praise the deliciousness of the rice, so that the leader would not be too embarrassed for Wukong.
However, when she put the chopsticks into the bowl, she immediately noticed that there seemed to be something underneath the rice, so Xiaolan quickly picked up the rice.
Seeing the braised fish hidden under the rice, Xiao Lan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, so he quickly lifted the bowl up, smiled at everyone and said, "Xiao Linghu really has a lot of tricks, he hid the fish under the rice." Well, this fish smells so good, let's eat it while it's hot. With that, she began to enjoy her lunch.
After listening to Xiaolan's words, the leader suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and understood that Wukong, a super coward, still didn't dare to touch his moldy head.
So, after regaining his good mood, the leader picked up his rice bowl and began to eat gracefully.
But when he dialed it, he found no fish, and when he dialed it again, he still found no fish, and when the chief had dialed the whole bowl of rice, he found no fish...... , which is definitely a very tasty braised fish.
Therefore, the leader raised his rice bowl, threw out the curtain directly with a "snap", and shouted angrily: "Let that bastard Linghudong come to see meββββ!"
As soon as her words fell, Wukong took a bowl of absolutely very tasty, delicious fish head rice, smiled and took the initiative to walk out, and said triumphantly: "Mother-in-law, I'm here, you old ...... , what's the matter?" After speaking, he happily enjoyed his bowl of delicious lunch under the angry gaze of the Yue people.