I saw him touch the scar on his neck, and said with a smile: "My surname is Zou, and my name is Zou Ren." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The boss grinned and said, "What? Beat people? Uncle, you really know how to joke." ”

Wen Zhuyuan shook his hand and said: "Boss, don't get me wrong, I'm not beating people, I'm the Zou of Qi Xie Zou Yu in "Hundred Family Names", the benevolence of righteousness and etiquette, Zou Ren." ”

The boss looked suddenly enlightened and said, "Oh, it turned out to be Uncle Zou." ”

As he spoke, he looked at the bamboo basket that was tightly wrapped in a cloak on the table, leaned closer, and said in a low voice: "I don't know what kind of dart you are protecting, uncle, don't misunderstand, because after asking clearly, I can arrange a place and food for you, so that your dart is more complete." ”

Wen Zhuyuan patted his hand on the bamboo basket and said with a smile: "I won't tell you, I am protecting red goods, Yao, they are all packed in it, like pearls, agate, jade, cat's eyes, diamonds and goblins." ”

The boss was startled and said, "What? goblins?"

Wen stopped and said: "The goblin I'm talking about is not a real goblin, the goblin I'm talking about is also a kind of treasure, this kind of baby, precious and extraordinary, gorgeous and abnormal, can bloom in the darkroom with colorful glow, it is just the same as the seductive beauty goblin, so you got a nickname 'goblin'." ”

The boss said, "Oh, I see. Come, I'll give you a hand and arrange a clean room for you. ”

As he spoke, he touched his bamboo basket with his hand.

Wen Zhuyuan immediately stopped him, and said loudly: "I'm not busy, I've been on the road for several days, I have to eat something first and then go out to have fun." Oh, you're all seated here, and I'm going to make do with you guys. ”

As he spoke, he sat down at the table where the guys were sitting.

The boss said: "Uncle, how embarrassing is this, they are guys in the store, aren't we closed, guys just get together to drink some wine and eat, you are such a distinguished guest, how can you sit with them, what a loss of identity." ”

Wen stopped and said: "I just like to drink and eat with the guys, lively and festive, okay, don't talk nonsense, isn't it just a matter of adding a pair of chopsticks, what are you talking about, rest assured, uncle, what I have is money, and when the time comes, it will be recorded in Uncle Ben's account together." ”

He put the bamboo basket on the table, and with a "bang", the table slammed into a loud bang.

Those guys disguised by the Flower Sect spies were secretly happy.

They looked at each other, and there was really red goods in their hearts, otherwise they wouldn't be so heavy.

So, I was very happy to give way and help pour tea and water.

When pouring tea, everyone greeted each other warmly, and one of the guys took advantage of the chaos to put the sweat medicine into the tea bowl.

He poured a bowl, handed it to Wen Zhuyuan, and said with a smile: "Oh, since the uncle doesn't dislike it, the little ones are really honored, the uncle has been on the road for a day, he must be very tired, let's drink tea to quench his thirst first, and there will be hot dishes in the kitchen immediately." ”

The others followed suit, saying yes again and again.

Wen Zhuyuan touched the scar on his neck, looked flattered, and waved his hand again and again: "What about me, although I am just a rough man who walks the rivers and lakes, but I also know the etiquette of respecting the old and loving the young and respecting the master. ”

As he spoke, he pushed the cup of tea back again.

The guys pushed the tea bowl back again.

Wen Zhuyuan pushed back again, and said: "Anyway, in our place, this cup of tea is never dared to drink, is to pay tribute to the person who served the tea to himself, first, it is to show respect for the person who poured the tea, this is also to express gratitude for the enthusiasm of the guests, these third, it is also the host to show sincerity to the guests, saying that the bowl of tea is good tea, not shoddy old tea." Although I have been in a foreign country, I dare not forget this custom, so I should ask this most enthusiastic brother to drink first. ”

The guy who served the tea was anxious and white-faced, and hurriedly said: "Oh, no, no, no, no, the rules in our place must be to let the guests drink first." ”

Wen Zhuyuan suddenly glared, slapped it on the table, and then, picking up the bamboo basket and about to walk out, scolded and said, "How can you really do this." I wanted to show my sincerity to you with the custom of hospitality that we had, but you didn't give face, so I had to leave. ”

Several people hurriedly got up and grabbed him, and said again and again, "I can't help it."

One of the guys squeezed his eyes at the guy who served the tea, and said in a deep voice: "Since this is the case, then you should respect the customs of this uncle's hometown and drink this bowl of tea." ”

The guy almost cried and said, "Then I drank?"

Others: "Drink, drink, drink." ”

After the man had drunk it, he stood up and ran backwards.

I'm afraid of fainting on the spot.

- Then he drank this bowl of tea for nothing.

Looking at his swaying back, Wen Zhiyuan touched the scar on his neck and said with a smile: "What's wrong with this old man?"

A person next to him said: "Oh, he just drank too much wine and wants to vomit, leave him alone, come, uncle, I'll pour you full tea, you drink tea and drink tea." ”

As he spoke, he picked up the teapot, filled the cup, and handed it to Wen Zhuyuan.

And Wen Zhuyuan kept staring at the back of the benevolent brother just now, and his mouth was babbling: one, two, three...... Okay, pour one.

The boss's face sank and he motioned for the other men to drag him into the house.

Wen Zhuyuan smiled and said, "What's wrong with that brother Ren?"

The boss smiled and said, "Oh, maybe you're drunk, oops, no matter what, uncle, this tea is almost cold, you drink it while it's hot." ”

Wen Zhuyuan took the tea bowl, shook his head again, and said, "I still can't drink this cup of tea, because according to our rules there, this second cup of tea is for the youngest person in the seat, to show love for the young." ”

Speaking of this, he looked around, and suddenly pointed to one of the guys and said, "Hey, I see that all the people here are this little brother, so you should come to this cup." ”

The guy was really not very old, and he didn't seem to have much courage.

When others were there to enthusiastically persuade tea, he picked his fingers on the side.

When I heard that Zhu Yuan said this, I was shocked: Why is there still my business here.

He looked at the tea, and then at Wen Zhuyuan, with a look of horror on his face.

Wen Zhuyuan's face sank suddenly, grabbed his chest, and said in a deep voice: "What? Don't drink? According to our rules there, if I put the teacup in your hand and you don't drink, it will be disrespectful to me." You don't respect me, be careful that I get mad. Hey, I'm going to shy, even the ghosts are scared. Why don't you drink it? If you don't drink it, then I'm really going crazy. I'm going crazy!!"

The man wanted to go berserk, too.

However, the boss gave him a look and signaled him not to act rashly and spoil a big thing.

Others also persuaded on the side: "Drink it, drink it, don't be cold about this uncle's enthusiasm." ”

The man gave everyone a blank look and said, "Then why don't you drink? ”

Wen stopped and said: "You little brother is so unreasonable, I just give you a cup of tea according to our customs there, how can it be like pouring you to drink ecstasy." ”

Speaking of this, he looked at the tea bowl and said, "Is there something wrong with this bowl of tea?"

The others quickly took the tea bowl and pinched the man's mouth and poured it directly into it.

He said on the other hand: "No problem, no problem, uncle, you see that there is nothing wrong with this cup of tea, right?"

The man was so drunk that he was screaming.

After pouring the tea, I quickly poured another glass of wine.

I want to rinse my mouth with alcohol

But as soon as the wine entered his mouth, his men poured it out.

Before one of the guys could ask why, he quickly stabbed his companion next to him and said loudly: "Oh, the seventh is also drunk, I'll help him down to rest and rest." ”

The others seemed to see that Wen Zhuyuan was deliberately making trouble, and if he continued to toss like this, it was estimated that he would not be able to get anything good, and when he heard this, he said: "I will also help him, I will come, I will come." ”