9. Luck to force drugs
But the gratitude in his heart for not being able to die has increased unabated, so after hearing the words of the old immortal, he suddenly picked up the grievances for the sake of not being able to die.
I saw her tilt her head, take out the posture of a, and learn his old and immortal tone and said coldly to him: Haha, of course I don't thank you.
Looking at her menacing appearance, Lao Immortal seemed to think that Shang Tianxiang was going to scold him, so he jumped up all of a sudden, pointed to his nose and said: Haha, you girl is really funny when she speaks, how can you not thank me?
Shang Tianxiang jumped higher than him, shouted louder than him, and also pointed to his nose and said loudly: Haha, why should we thank you?
The old immortal but with a smug face, the golden rooster stood independently on a golden night pot, and then, with his fingers, gently drew a circle on the tip of his nose, and said:
Haha, why are you thanking me? Don't you know? Don't you really know? Since you don't know, let me tell you.
If you think about it, if I hadn't cast the "Three Days of Floating Life" Gu poison on your body in the first place, then that ghost thing wouldn't have risked his life to save you if he couldn't die.
If that ghost didn't risk his life to save you, then of course you wouldn't have to thank him so politely, would you?
So, in a word, the reason why you want to thank him is because of the "Three Days of Floating Life", and the "Three Days of Floating Life" is my unique poison.
So, the person you should really thank now shouldn't be the ghost thing he can't die, but the old man who can't die of me, right, don't you say?
Hearing such shameless words, Shang Tianxiang's nose was almost pissed off by him.
I saw that her eyes were round, her teeth were "creaking", and her fists were clenched "rattling", as if she had the urge to punch his little nose off and tear off his long beard, completely losing the gentle and considerate appearance of the Oiran in the past.
Shang Tianxiang shouted at him: Haha, what you said is really reasonable, I want to beat people if it makes sense, but what if he can't solve your "Three Days of Floating Life" Gu poison?
The independent posture of the old immortal golden rooster suddenly turned into a beauty looking in the mirror, and then, constantly rubbing his head melon seeds, he screamed, and said:
Haha, you girl is really interesting, just now I saw your swordsmanship, it seems to be very good, but I didn't expect your head to be so stupid, I don't even understand such a simple truth.
Ha, my old immortal old man has already started to crisscross the rivers and lakes when you are still wearing open crotch pants, and you are called a drug-loving old monster by those so-called famous and decent people.
If my poison-loving old monster's poison was so easy to solve, then I wouldn't have to scratch my ears and cheeks here if I couldn't die.
If he's really so incompetent and idiot can't solve my "three days of floating life", then of course you don't need to thank me.
Hearing this, Shang Tianxiang immediately showed a look of wanting to scold her mother, but before she could scold, she couldn't die after adjusting her breath next to her, but at this time, she suddenly interjected, and said loudly: Hehe, shameless, you old immortal bastard is embarrassed to say that you are an immortal from the kingdom of heaven, I think you are a cheeky person from the country of Zhubajie.
Not only are you cheeky, but you're also full of crookedness, I really don't know how your dad gave birth to you, alas, it's a shame for your dad.
However, not only was the old immortal not angry, he was even a little arrogant, his eyes widened, and he shouted at him, saying:
Haha, isn't my dad your dad, since my dad can give birth to you, of course, it's not good to keep me in the belly for a few more days.
Moreover, it seems that I am my brother, and our father seems to have given birth to me first, and when you say that, I will say that I will stare at you with both legs, and I will kick your mouth in my father's stomach, and see how you fight with me everywhere.
Also, when did I say that I was crooked, you can't die ghost, but let's talk about it, where is the reason I said? If I can't say it, I have to roll with you.
At this time, the vitality that couldn't die seemed to have almost recovered, so his childish temper, which had been put away, also came out.
I saw him pointing to his nose and said loudly: Hehe, this time I have to let you lose convincingly, since you have to see it, then I'll let you see where your reason is?
Speaking of this, he suddenly jumped in front of the old immortal, and then, with a pair of eyes as big as a bun, stared at him deadly.
It took about half a cup of tea, and then, with his mouth pushed to the side, moving slightly, as if he was talking to him, but he couldn't hear what he was saying.
Shang Tianxiang and Lan Yutang really wanted to know what he was talking about, and Lao Immortal wanted to know more than they did, so they brought their ears closer and almost stuffed them into his mouth.
However, he could only see the dead mouth moving, and he could not hear what he was saying.
The old immortal became a little impatient, and shouted at the can't die wow wow wow wow: Haha, what kind of bullshit are you talking about this ghost thing who can't die, why can't I hear it at all?
couldn't die, but as if he took advantage of him, he suddenly laughed and said loudly: Hehe, since you can't hear it, what do you see?
The old immortal scratched his long beard vigorously, as if he was thinking about what evil intentions he had in saying this.
Later, he really didn't think of any intentions in it, so he said slowly: Haha, you can't die ghost thing will pretend to be a ghost, just now I only saw your crooked mouth move, and there was nothing.
Hearing this, he couldn't laugh as if he had just stolen his old and immortal wife, and jumped up with a sigh of relief, clapped his hands and said:
Hehe, didn't you say it just now, said that you asked me to tell me to see where your reasoning is, then I didn't say it, then did I say it with a crooked mouth, since you yourself have admitted to seeing it, then you should know that what you are talking about is all crooked, right?
These two people speak upside down, and it is impossible to grasp the head at all.
And Lan Yutang and Shang Tianxiang's heads suddenly drooped, and they didn't know if they were tired and didn't want to see the two of them boring anymore, or the residual poison in their bodies had flare up again, and they were using their skills to force the poison.
Although the appearance of the old immortal and the immortal can't die bickering is very funny, it makes Lan Yutang and Shang Tianxiang feel very uncomfortable, and even have a feeling of depression.
In fact, what made them suppress was not only the unreasonable bickering of the two of them, but more importantly, the heavy scenes surrounding this tomb-like corridor.
However, the two monsters of the old immortal and the immortal find it very interesting here.
After hearing the nonsense words that he couldn't die, the old immortal immediately showed a fooled look, gave him a thumbs up, and said angrily:
Haha, hahaha, hum, you're amazing, you're so powerful, I can't even admit that you're better than me, oops, you're so powerful that you're shameless.
Ha, if I had known that this was the case, I shouldn't have rescued you just now, and let these two dolls stab you to death with swords and stab you to death with darts.
I couldn't die leaning on the stone pillar, so I sat there and adjusted my bloodline, with a satisfied face, and then, smiling at the old immortal, said:
Hehe, you old immortal, didn't I tell you a long time ago, I don't believe that I'm really inferior to you at all, and now I'm finally convinced.
At this moment, the old immortal seemed to be really convinced, and he was stunned there, as if he had nothing to say.
I saw that his mouth moved slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything, so he had to sit down side by side with him and die, and then, put his arm around his shoulders, and laughed as if he was laughing at himself.