Sixty-five, men are in the army, and women are in prostitution

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Some whistled, some clapped their hands, some pointed at Xiang Bohu and asked where these two people were, and some said other more provocative jokes.

What's more, firecrackers were actually set off.

Finger-thick cannonballs were thrown from the rooftops of houses.

Throw into the crowd.

It was blown up so that the chickens and dogs jumped at the wedding scene.

The scene was filled with gunsmoke.

Alas, alas, you stepped on my feet.

Alas, alas, who is so lacking in morality, keeping the cannon in my neck, it hurts me to death.

Alas, alas, are you looking for death, you dare to fish in troubled waters and dig out my money bag.

You're sick, and you don't move someone's urinal with good blue and white porcelain.

Who the hell is this, how do you touch my ass, I'm a fucking man.

Ahh

Ahh

The last two "ahs" were the miserable cries of Wen Ba and Xiao Qianqiu.

The two of them were originally tightly controlling Feng Feifei and Jiang Feng to prevent them from escaping from the chaos, but they didn't know what was going on, and they were suddenly hit on the waist and eyes.

The hands that grabbed Feng Feifei and Jiang Feng suddenly let go.

Jiang Feng seemed to feel their strangeness, and suddenly took Feng Feifei's hand, hunched his waist, and escaped from the armpit of the two.

The whole scene was chaotic, the smoke was filled, and the artillery battles were still banging and exploding around them.

The two of them walked left and right in the crowd and actually reached the door.

However, before their people stepped out of the door, they were thrown back on the spot like eagles catching chickens, and they happened to be thrown at the feet of Wen Ba and Xiao Qianqiu, who were chasing after them.

The two of them bowed their waists and re-seized Jiang Feng and Feng Feifei.

At the same time, the man throwing the cannon on the roof also let out a terrible cry and fell from above.

However, when the man hit the ground, he set fire to all the cannons on his body, igniting a greater puff of smoke.

Wen Ba suddenly said loudly: "Everyone don't move in place, otherwise, don't blame me Wen Ba for not being a friend enough!"

His shouts were effective.

Everyone immediately fell silent and stood in the thick fog of gunpowder.

Hundreds, thousands, of people stood there silently, motionless......

That kind of situation can only be described in one word: weird!

That's pretty weird!

The smoke slowly cleared.

Everyone still stood there motionless.

At this moment, everyone saw the situation in front of them clearly.

It turned out that around them, there were densely covered with black-clothed guards.

- Wen Ba's subordinates, their swords unsheathed and bowed, stared at the waists of those standing on the outermost periphery.

No wonder it calmed down so quickly.

Wen Ba looked around, as if trying to find out the person who threw the cannon at the scene.

Everyone is suspicious, and everyone is not suspicious.

Everyone trembled, as if they were afraid that Wen Ba would suspect them.

Xiang Bohu coughed.

-- It's a real cough.

-- This smoke is too choking.

He covered his nose with his sleeves, walked out of the crowd, pretended to scold loudly, and said: "Hmph, how can this be true, how can it be unreasonable, who is so bold, dare to make trouble on Wen Baye's big day, it is simply not to give Wen Baye face, not to give Wen Baye face is not to give me face to Bohu, not to give me face to Bohu, not to give me face to Bohu, then I don't have to be polite to you." Ah Cong, you take a closer look and see who is the most suspicious. If you encounter a suspicious person, you will be arrested immediately, and if you resist, you will be killed. ”

Xiang Cong smiled and walked out.

I saw him walk straight in front of Wen Ba, smiled, and then suddenly raised his hand and said, "According to me, this kid is the most suspicious." ”

What he was referring to was, of course, Jiang Feng, who was twisted by Wen Ba's neck.

When he stretched out his hand to point at Wen Ba, there was a faint silver-gray color on his index finger and thumb.

-- That's the traces of the gunpowder when it was burned.

Everyone found out about the detail, but everyone pretended not to know.

Everyone knows who this kid's backstage is, and who is this kid's backstage?

Not to mention that they throw firecrackers into the yard, they just throw firecrackers into other people's crotches, and others may only have to endure it.

Xiang Cong also analyzed: "This kid doesn't know where he came from, but he must be here for Mrs. Wen's wife." Because love turns into hate, seeing that the woman he loves is about to become someone else's bride, he is angry and loses his reason, so he does this kind of thing. ”

Jiang Feng snorted him and said loudly: "your fart, Lao Tzu is here to expose the conspiracy of Wen Ba and Xiao Qianqiu, the old witch." ”

Feng Feifei said: "Yes, yes, I can testify that he is my friend and knows that I am angry with Wen Ba and this old monster here, so he is angry for me." And I can tell you one more thing, in fact, this old witch is a man at all!"

Xiao Qianqiu laughed all of a sudden.

She looked at Feng Feifei, then at Xiang Cong, and deliberately rubbed forward.

She deliberately rubbed Xiang Cong's back with her high bulging breasts, smiled flatteringly, and said, "Ouch, Sister-in-law Wen said that I am a man, do you want to check it with Brother Xiang." ”

Xiang Cong looked very enjoyable, and said loudly: "Ha, if your Aunt Xiao is a man, then I, Xiang Cong, am a woman." ”

Xiang Bohu walked up to the round and said, "Since this man and woman are both suspicious, then, bring me back to the yamen, and I will interrogate them carefully." If this was not the case, then they would be convicted of defamation, and the men would be taken to the army and the women would be dragged into the barracks to serve as prostitutes. Take it away!"

Xiang Cong came up and wanted to pull Feng Feifei.

Wen Ba didn't move, just stared at him.

He had no choice but to withdraw his outstretched hand awkwardly and pull Jiang Feng on the side.

Jiang Feng seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and said loudly: "Yes, yes, yes, I was originally a childhood friend with this big girl, and after hearing that Wen Ba was going to marry her as a little wife, I was angry for a while, so I came to make a big fuss about Wen Ba's wedding." I set off the firecracker just now, I stepped on the heel of the brother just now, I ran away from the wallet, I touched the little brother's ass, anyway, everything here today - good and bad, all I did it alone - if it wasn't for my slow action, I would still want to castrate Wen Ba, the bastard. Ha, you're coming to arrest me, come and arrest me!"

Xiang Cong patted him on the back of the head and said loudly: "You stinky boy, I didn't expect you to be so black-hearted, even you dare to castrate Eighth Master Wen." ”

Onhachi coughed.

Xiang Bohu said: "I think this kid is simply trying to rebel, and he dares to do things in my Nanling City in broad daylight that make people cut off their children and grandchildren, this is simply too bad, I want to spank your ass, Ah Cong, why are you still stunned, why don't you hurry up and take this little rabbit cub away." As for his accomplice, Wen Baye's wife, let me personally escort her, I will never let her suffer a little grievance. ”

He stretched out his hand to pull Feng Feifei.

However, after looking at Wen Ba's face that was so angry that his eyes almost jumped out, he withdrew his hand in a sneering manner, and said: "Although this kid is extremely evil, Wen Ba's wife is like a lady, he is blinded, and I hope that Wen Ba Ye will close the door and educate well." Just take the main culprit back. ”

As he spoke, he picked up Jiang Feng and left.