With a loud bang, Xin Bufan (Xin Ran), who would rather die than give in, smashed the stone incense burner headlong. Unexpectedly, Xin Bufan smashed the incense burner, but instead of his soul flying away, he shattered the void, rushed into it, and crashed into a person's spirit body. This person is the god of war who is in a hurry to be reincarnated.

But it is said that the God of War saw a wonderful and extraordinary life through the direction of the Emperor's fingers. Extremely satisfied, gladly went. Unexpectedly, when he was in a hurry, he made a trip to bite the gold halfway and was knocked into the spirit body by Xin Bufan. The two spirits intertwined and became one.

The god of war was furious, and only Lao Tzu had always done someone else's part, whether it was to pierce the enemy with a steel spear or an iron spear, or to use a human stick to a woman...... Anyway, it's all Lao Tzu who does someone else. But right now, Lao Tzu was not only, but also completely, and the whole thing was into his body.

"My day, you are in a hurry to reincarnate, why did you hit Lao Tzu's body?!" The god of war shouted angrily: "Hurry up and let Lao Tzu out! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will crush you to ......pieces."

Wow, Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) vomited for a while. He hit his head dizzy and nauseated. Coupled with the murderous, beastly smell of the god of war, it made him want to vomit even more. I can't vomit if I don't want to.

"Damn! Hey, where are you spitting out? This is the ...... in Lao Tzu's body" The god of war thundered.

"Wow...... What is your body? This body is also half of your brother'......" Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) vomited while hurriedly arguing: "There is a song that is sung well, and the military merit medal has half of yours and half of your brother." This body has half of yours and half of your brother. You have to be reasonable......"

"What are you talking about, you not only rob me of my body, but also rob me of military merit medals?" The god of war became more and more angry and angry, and shouted: "Military merit was obtained by Lao Tzu with his life and blood, why do you want to divide half of it? Not to mention Lao Tzu's body, you also want to rob Lao Tzu's military merit medal, you are even more vicious than Liu Bang and Empress Lu! They just took Lao Tzu's life, but did not erase Lao Tzu's military merits. You kid is good, not only Lao Tzu's body but also Lao Tzu's military exploits...... Such a shameless person still has to tell Lao Tzu the truth of being a man...... It's so shameless...... Lao Tzu fought with you......"

Bang bang bang, the god of war's eyes were red, and he was angry, and he fought hard to hit Xin Bufan (Xin Ran).

Oops, oops, oops...... Ouch, ouch, ouch...... One hit, two screamed. The god of war beat Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) and screamed loudly, and he shouted loudly in pain. Two people are now a CIS, hit one person, both of them hurt.

"I'm ...... I...... What the hell...... You ...... "The war spirit is extremely corrupt, wants to cry without tears, speaks incoherently, and doesn't know what to do."

"Damn...... What the hell am I...... Your uncle's ......" Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) was even more ridiculous and extremely aggrieved, feeling that he was wronged.

Who did he recruit and provoke whom? It's just that he was holding on to the popular books, and he was doing everything possible to quietly borrow the ancient and top-secret books from the State Secret Archives Bureau, when God came to him with a thunderbolt on a sunny day. Not to mention going to hell, he was almost bloomed in the backyard. I want to learn from that sister-in-law Lin and keep my innocence. Unexpectedly, he ran into this kid's body......

What the hell am I missing great virtue in my life, and being played like this by God?

Whoop, whoop...... For a moment, in the lightless, colorless, and silent void, there was only one spirit left, and two heavy gasps.

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) and the god of war both want to cry without tears, cry and laugh, have nothing to say, and have nothing to do.

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) thought that if this was a conjoined baby, it could also be operated on and separated. But these are two soul bodies, and they are mixed together. The two become one, and there is no way to divide them. It is estimated that even the gods and Buddhas are helpless.

The god of war was even more depressed, and he couldn't hold his head and cry. For thousands of years, it has been spent in a world of suffering and misery. Finally, this time I was reincarnated as a playboy who was at ease. But this kid was inserted into one leg, no, not one leg, but the whole body.

Lao Tzu took him to reincarnate, how will he flirt with Meimei in the future? If he marries a daughter-in-law, is he still counted as Lao Tzu? If he has a descendant, won't he directly become a miscellaneous army...... Alack...... Emperor of Heaven, aren't you playing with me? You might as well let me be the unjust ghost again......

Most of Xin Ran's memories are now Xin Bufan's memories, just a little bit of Xin Ran's obsession, naturally there is no experience as complicated as the God of War, only these experiences now. Calmed down one step ahead of the god of war, coughed, and muttered in a daze, dazed:

"Hey, that...... This one...... I...... I said, dude, it seems that it is useless to cry and wipe your tears, wipe your neck and hang yourself...... Our brothers are destined to be grasshoppers on a rope...... This is a difficult brother who will be inseparable for a while. There is no way, I can only face reality, and this is the case for the time being. Dude, tell me what's going on with you, let's discuss it, what should we do next......

"Get out! Discuss a fart, don't discuss! Lao Tzu slaughtered you, and it was all settled!" the god of war roared.

"Okay, you slaughter it. If you can kill my brother, thank you!" Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) laughed miserably.

"I'll slaughter it!" The god of war roared: "Lao Tzu has killed no less than 10 million people, and you are not inferior to this one." Lao Tzu kills ...... How the hell is this killed...... Where to start......

"Bite your own tongue...... Pinch yourself by the neck......" Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) sneered and made a move.

"You fart! Then, isn't Lao Tzu done playing......" The god of war was indignant.

"Wow, that's good, you bite my brother's tongue and pinch my brother's neck. "Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) is more and more old gods.

"You..... Holy, bite you...... Isn't that just biting Lao Tzu...... "The god of war shouted, helpless.

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) said indifferently: "After talking for a long time, isn't that what is going on! Now the two of us are one, and for a while, no one can do without the other." It can only be discussed, what to do next. ”

Hi....... The god of war sighed and muttered helplessly: "Lao Tzu is the White Tiger Star, and he is also the god of war that mortals often say...... Lao Tzu went through many hardships, hardships, and deaths, and finally got a chance to be reincarnated as a free king. I rushed to reincarnation, I never expected to meet you, a mourning star! Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can't take you to reincarnation with me, right?"

"Damn! Brother thought that my brother was the most unfortunate in the world, and there were really people who had the same disease. Well, brother can't delay your good deeds. You put your brother down and hurry up to ......" Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) couldn't go on. I can't stop talking. If you can let go, there will be no disputes!

"How can this be reincarnated? This thing doesn't come with a buy-one-get-one-free ......." The god of war was even more helpless.

"I, what should I do with this uncle? There's really no way to do it......" Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) was helpless.

The god of war and Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) are hanging their heads here, thinking about everything, thinking in every possible way, and helpless.

And the pregnant women in the Timber Wolf Country have been unable to give birth for a long time, struggling on the line of life and death.

Time passed minute by minute, and Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) and the God of War floated in the void with the wind, dazed and at a loss. After an unknown amount of time, suddenly, a fierce black wind blew, enveloping them, and quickly blowing away into the distance.