Chapter 629: Against the Heavenly Gate
"Hehe, I forgot you couldn't read. The horse galloped over with a smile, and was dumbfounded when he saw the words on the door.
"What's wrong? you don't know each other?" asked Shenwa.
"Leave your lifeline and ensure that you become an immortal. The horse muttered as he galloped.
"What do you mean?" the goddess was a little puzzled.
"It's to cut off your balls and make you a god. The horse galloped and muttered.
"Go to the ball, cut your ball, and make you immortal!" said with a smile.
"It's written on the door, and it's not what I meant. The horse galloped and muttered.
"Oh, yes. You were reading the words on the door, and I thought you were cursing. Shenwa sneered, "I'm sorry!"
"Shenwa, if you really want to cut off the ball and become a god, why don't you do it?" asked Ma Galloping with a strange smile.
"Go to the ball! Cut off the ball, won't it become a second string of men and women? When you become a fairy, you are also a second string of immortals, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it!" Shenwa shook her head with a smile.
"Why, Shenwa, let's go in and have a look, and see what's going on, okay?" asked Ma Galloping quite excitedly.
"Don't go in! If you just go in and don't see anything, you will lose the ball, and it's too late to regret it!" Shenwa shook her head resolutely: "I still have to find a daughter-in-law to have a son, and pass on the lineage to Grandpa Sang." ”
"Then let's go through the door on my side, how about it?" said the horse galloping back.
"What's written on your door?" asked Shenwa.
"Leave your benevolence and change it for evil mana! Ma Galloping laughed.
"Benevolence, benevolence......" The ghost baby muttered several times, but still didn't quite understand. Then he asked Ma Galloping: "Ma Shao, what do these two words mean?"
"This ...... Let me tell you this. Ma Penteng explained: "This benevolence, as the saying goes, is kindness. Don't you see that the heart on that door is missing by half, which means that you use your kindness to exchange for evil mana. ”
"That is, if you leave my kindness behind, you can get a whole body of bad mana, right?" asked Shenwa word by word.
That's what it means. The horse galloped and nodded.
"Don't enter!" Shenwa categorically refused: "If you don't have good intentions, won't you become the number one villain in the world? What is the meaning of living like this? Ma Shao, if you want me to say, let's not worry." Let's take a look at them one by one, and when we see that it's good, it's not too late for us to go in again!"
"It's fine. The horse galloped and nodded reluctantly. He couldn't bear it anymore, and he couldn't wait to rush through a door and find out.
"Ma Shao, let's watch it together this time. Read me the words on the door one by one. Let's decide which door to enter. Shenwa said, pulling the horse and galloping to the next door.
The distance between the doors is about one zhang. The two of them came to the next door. This is a carmine door, and there is a hazy eye on the door, staring at a beautiful woman with a beautiful country and beauty.
"Leave you with one eye in exchange for the best beauty in the world. After Ma Galloping finished reading, he smiled and said, "Shenwa, don't you want to marry a daughter-in-law." This one is almost the same. Marry the world's first beauty! Sleeping with a smile at night must be much more beautiful than holding a stinky pillow!"
"No, it doesn't. The number one beauty in the world, marrying a one-eyed dragon is too bad for other beauties. Shenwa grinned and shook her head.
"Then look at the next one. The horse galloped first to the next door. It was a pitch-black door with half a crimson heart on it. Ma Galloping said: "Leave your conscience in exchange for the wealth of the world." ”
"It's boring. We cultivators, what's the use of asking for so much money. Shenwa shook her head and ran to the next door.
It was a bitter willow-colored door with a pale skeletal shelf on it.
"Leave your evil in exchange for ten lifetimes of poverty, and then become a Buddha. The horse galloped and said.
"What? Ten lifetimes of poverty? That is, ten lifetimes of poverty! This is too difficult, right?" Shenwa shook her head: "Forget it." It's boring!"
The two men came to another door. The door was charcoal black, and on it was a red-faced old man and five beggars.
"Be the first county commander, do the fifth beggar. The horse galloped and said.
"No, I don't. Majestic for a lifetime, but white eyes for five lifetimes. Not cost-effective. Shenwa muttered and ran down.
It was a scarlet door, and ten prostitutes were leaning against the door, and behind it was a grim but very hateful official.
"The tenth generation is a prostitute, and the first generation is a county guard. "The horse galloped and thought.
"What do you mean?" asked Shenwa.
"It's to be a and a kiln sister for ten lifetimes, and then be a feudal official for a lifetime. The horse galloped back.
"Don't do it, don't do it. Shenwa shook her head again and again, and said thoughtfully: "I said that those who are big officials are so hateful. It turned out that he had been a for ten lifetimes, and he came to take revenge. ”
The goddess muttered, ran through several doors, and came to one. The door is golden, resplendent and domineering. Ma Galloping came over and said, "Leave your soul in exchange for an emperor." ”
Shenwa stood still and pondered. Ma Galloping muttered: "Leave your soul and be the emperor for a lifetime, is it cost-effective?"
"Being the emperor, this is too tempting. But what does it mean to leave your soul and become the emperor again?" Shenwa muttered.
"It's definitely interesting. Otherwise, why would those people rather kill their father and mother and betray their sisters than become emperors?" muttered Ma Galloping.
"Shh......h Never mind. If you want to be the emperor, you can go in and have a look. The two were silent for a while, and Shenwa let out a long breath and sneered: "I don't even know a word." When he became the emperor, he was also a faint king. I don't know how many people have been harmed. ”
The horse galloped and trembled, looking at the golden door, and said nothing.
Shenwa worked hard to settle her mind and muttered: "Ma Shao, what kind of great immortal left such a magical hole here?"
"Ho...... Oh my God......" Ma Gallop exhaled with great effort, gasped heavily, and said breathlessly: "My mother, she almost suffocated me to death! No, this emperor is not something I can do." Standing in front of the emperor's door for a while, I couldn't breathe. If you become the emperor, you can't suffocate me to death? No, no. Let's look down. ”
The horse galloped and stumbled down the door. It was a white door, and black skulls were piled up.
"Kill 10,000 people, and become a Buddha on the spot!" The horse galloped and gasped, and then exclaimed: "Oh my God! What is the reason?"
"This may be what people often say, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, right?!" Shenwa muttered.
"Shenwa, do you dare to kill 10,000 people?" asked Ma Penteng.
"Dare is daring, but I can't bear it. Shenwa muttered: "Kill 10,000 people, and the 100,000 people who can't be provoked cry?!" What about their old people and children?"