Poof, Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) laughed, looking at the scar on his left hand bitten by Feng Jiuxiao, as if he remembered something, he immediately laughed out of breath: "Hehe, it's really nonsense." How old are you? Twenty years at once. You know how to fall in love at the age of five?"

Whoa, the buddy who was hugged by Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) outstandingly, couldn't help laughing, and Le's body twisted like a snake.

"What are you laughing at? What qualifications do you have to laugh? You are a gay brother, and you dare to laugh at me? What are you......?" Bai Susu immediately raised his eyebrows coldly, and pointed at the buddy and scolded: "Do you think that you are called a popular person, and you are gorgeous, suave, and popular all over the world......."

"Hmph, okay! He just laughed, and there was no ill intent. Even if there's something wrong, there's nothing wrong with it, and you don't have a lot of meat. Why are you aggressive and unforgiving?!" Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) shouted unhappily. Then use the corner of the eye to study leukin.

"Why don't I give up?" Bai Susu asked sharply: "Why am I so aggressive? Am I a hundred times stronger than this man and woman who is not a man or a woman? You can even hug him, why can't you look at me squarely? You haven't hugged me for a few years, do you remember?"

"Pull it down, I'm looking at you? I'm afraid of a long needle eye! Although he has a little bit of a second tail, my brother doesn't bother with his taste. Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) touched his big sexy nose and said with a smile: "I said Susu, my brother knows that you like my brother, and my brother also knows that you are a mess of beauty! Since childhood, he has been the courtyard flower of the whole compound, and he is the school flower in school, and now he has participated in the global beauty pageant and has become a ball flower, ah, it's not that ball, it's a ball flower that is harmful to the eyes of the whole earth! But you don't taste the right brother's appetite, and the gods can't help it!"

"What's wrong with my smell? Am I smelly or weird?! Annoying, you explain it to me clearly!" Bai Susu was anxious, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he blew his nose and glared: "If you don't make it clear to me, I'll fight with you!"

"Okay then!" brother will tell you. Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) said with a smile: "Bai Susu, although my brother is inferior to you in many aspects. But in this regard, you can be your master. According to international practice, it is generally believed that what attracts men and women to each other is their looks. Actually, otherwise, it is a big mistake! According to my brother's research for many years, the epoch-making major discovery is that the most suitable love between men and women is truly and consistently, and the sea is rotten, is not determined by appearance, but by smell! Isn't there such a word, it is called smelly and similar!"

"Nonsense, nonsense! Give you a big dinosaur to see if you can smell the same?! Do you think you have a big nose, you are Jackie Chan, it is Andy Lau, and you can smell the girls all over the world!"

Bai Susu made a big noise: "You are a comrade brother! Otherwise, you are a wilting brother! Over the years, no matter how many times we have embraced, I can't feel anything about you...... You still boast that you are Megumi Yanashita, and you don't sit still. Actually, you're Brother Wilt, Brother Gay......"

"What are you talking about? You fart! Brother is Megumi Yanagishita, not only is a woman sitting in her arms! Buddy is sitting in her brother's arms, and my brother is not messy at all, this is a real man! Do you understand?"

Bai Susu jumped to his feet and scolded angrily: "A guy like you is not worthy of love, you are not worthy of being a man! You are not worthy of living, you should be beaten down from eighteen layers of hell...... It should be five thunderstorms, and the sky will thunder and ......."

Thundered....... A burst of thunder came. The sky was clear, and suddenly there was lightning and thunder. In an instant, a lightning ball the size of a watermelon was overwhelming, and a meteor shower bombarded Xin Bufan's body.

In an instant, Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) disappeared, and his soul flew out of the sky. At the same time, the popularity in Xin Bufan's arms was all the rage, but it was also wiped out without a trace.

"Ah......h The sound broke through the clouds and shook the whole school.

After a long time, Bai Susu let go of the hand holding his head, and what he saw was nothingness. Only the hundred-year-old tree, intact and indifferent, looked up to the sky.

"Ah......" Bai Susu screamed miserably and slammed into the old tree. The soul flies, scatters incense, and dies.

"My day, I have to leave as soon as I come, is it his reason or my sake? The moment he was scattered by the thunder, Xin Ran lamented helplessly.

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) felt as if he had been beaten with morphine, and the whole person was confused and fluttering. There was a kind of joy of emancipating the serfs, and it fell down with a sense of happiness.

got rid of Bai Susu, a girlfriend who is even more suffocating than his mother, and it is cool to go to hell.

Suddenly, Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) was grabbed by a person and asked sharply: "Boy, where are you going?"

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) laughed without thinking: "Damn! You say, where can you go if you pay him back? Brother is to go to the free world and fly to the other side of happiness....... Well, maybe hell, or heaven...... The devil only knows ......"

"Hehe, hell...... Heaven...... The man sneered: "You kid dreams of taking a daughter-in-law, right? Lao Tzu, this is the Nai He Bridge! This tree is planted by me, this road is opened by me, and this bridge is guarded by me."...... If you kid want to live from now on, bring money to Lao Tzu!"

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) was puzzled, raised his eyebrows, and shouted angrily: "Brother, I'll go to hell!

"Hey, hey. The man smiled lightly, "I know you're going to hell." If you go somewhere else, grandpa won't care. Boy, open your eyes wide, your black grandfather and I are the ones who guard the gates of hell!"

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) suddenly opened his eyes wide, startled, and standing in front of him was the Liangshan hero Black Whirlwind Li Kui. He muttered secretly, didn't this black grandfather be given a pot of wine by Brother Song in the early years, why did he come here to collect the toll?

Thinking of this, Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) immediately trembled a little, but he was a little curious, and asked in ecstasy: "I said, Black Whirlwind...... Ah, Grandpa Black, doesn't it mean that going to hell is the most tragic ending, why do you need money?"

Seeing the black whirlwind Li Kui was furious, he swung his two axes and scolded loudly: "Be your mother's big head dream! You kid hasn't woken up yet, is it? I said, "Boy, haven't you ever died?"

Xin Bufan (Xin Ran) couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly threw his hand and laughed: "Grandpa Hei, I'm really sorry." I really let you keep saying, the little one is indeed dying for the first time, he has no experience, he doesn't understand anything, and when he dies a dozen or eight more times in the future, he will probably understand. This time, please give me advice!"